This week Susie airs her anxieties about pregnancy (despite the fact that she gets a recreational abortion every month). Bean plugs an up-and-coming feet pic business. The gals also give a play-by-play of a house party that they attended and promptly left.

This week the gals discuss the rapid changes happening in their lives - Bean is thriving in the showbiz industry, Susie is trying to hold onto her bank account information. Bonus: Bean drones on about her pseudo-intellectual literary takes.

The gals finally return after an ambiguous holiday hiatus! Bean divulges into her newfound standup career and anal apartment habits. Susie catches us all up on the tragedy that is her life and reveals her abnormal amount of Jello knowledge.

Find out if Susie and Bean are team Edward or team Jacob. Bean also talks about publicly humiliating a fellow classmate, and Susie gives a very inconsistent retelling about a hot yoga documentary.

Susie carries this episode (as per usual) and tries the keep the conversation going. Bean cannot explain what the gulf war was about. The gals also issue a PSA about wearing seatbelts and texting while driving.

The gals chat about sexy halloween costumes, frats, and some ideas for better podcast content.

This weeks the gals talk about Bean's concept for a white nationalist deconversion retreat, using one another as social crutches, and why Susie hates tall guys.

Bean and Susie review some riveting cosmo sex tips, look at some sexy Christian memes, and discover newfound careers in the adult industry.

This week the gals touch on the 3 most pressing matters of modern day life: pooping in public, catholic priest, and who would be the top suspects in the untimely event of their murder.

Bean and Susie gripe about customer service jobs and middle-aged adults who demand free stuff from restaurants.