You guys begged for more griping, and the gals are delivering! Bean talks more about her IUD nonsense and contraceptive conspiracies. Susie tells all about the poop drama from a neighborhood she no longer lives in.

How do you get over a pretend drug addiction? Should the death penalty be legal (for Bean only)? Is Susie single? The gals are back to answer more of your questions!

The gals rallied for this episode, but please grant them some slack. It's so hot, the candle debt collectors are after Bean, and Susie has been without power for 81 days.

Bean talks of her journey to becoming a candlestick maker and desperately begs Susie to invest in her company. Susie doesn't understand why Instagram influencers wear swimsuits in the shower. Bonus: Bean reveals a secret crush on a pair of controversial siblings!!

Did bush do 9/11? What will the AI uprising look like? How much vaseline does it take to fill a bathtub? Find out this week, as the gals answer all your burning questions and more!

Incest porn, pickup artists, and Joe Biden! Today's episode is jam-packed with so many things you'll wish you never heard.

Happy birthday to Bean's sister! You are now 15 and/or 16 years old, which as we all know is the same age Bean was when she peaked.

Disclaimer: Bean's mic malfunctioned this week. Listen at your own risk.

This week the gals gripe about mean children from their past, and Bean reveals that she does not reciprocate the sentiment of being BFFs with Susie. Susie cries, live on-air.

You won't believe the Starbucks secret menu items you can get with this one simple life hack! Fueled by nothing but Soylent, Bean has suddenly gained the confidence and ego of a 6'2 man and dominates today's episode. Susie struggles to articulate anything meaningful, but she does offer some tips on how to make award winning smoothies.

Where the heck did the strumpets go?! Susie ran off the California, and Bean is recoiling from that devastating loss. But not to worry, the gals still manage to be as nasty as ever and make most of this episode about urine. Strap in and stay tuned!

This week the gals discuss their new hobby: running for the gays. Bean reveals her plan to kidnap Susie and keep her in a barn (probably because she's jealous that Susie has both brains and beauty), and Susie tries to guess the plot to Pride and Prejudice.