Is Bean back for this episode? Maybe. Either way, the gals revisit some of their old Facebook Messenger conversations from middle and high school. Is it pathetic? yes. Does Susie find evidence of Bean consistently being an unreliable and overall terrible friend throughout their entire friendship? also yes. Bonus: we find out what the gals' clown specialties would be!

David is back and ready to spew more hatred! On this week's episode, Susie and David review the long-anticipated Broadway-to-movie adaptation of Dear Evan Hansen, starring America's sweetheart Ben Platt. Susie cried and David cringed. If you want the movie spoiled and to hear some incoherent babbling about a musical, you've come to the right place!

Disclaimer: Susie, the worthless audio-engineer (Bean's words not mine), couldn't be bothered to edit this podcast to it's normally sub-par quality, so it may sound a little wonky. Plz 4giv us.

The gals are back from their 7 month hiatus! Bean and Susie are very sorry to be so inconsistent, and in this episode they tell all about why their lives have been too chaotic to produce a podcast for their 10 listeners. This is mostly a barely-edited vulnerable update about the gals' lives, and what they hope to pursue in the future. If you even make it through this episode thank you so much for listening!

Sorry for the inconsistent uploads everybody! Susie and Bean are back to bring you a puss-filled episode about near-death experiences, and a very misinformed perspective on the conflicts happening in the middle east.

Episode #046: Valentines Day, Chik-Fil-A, and David's Steamy Dates by Strumpet Radio

Episode #045: Get Your Mourning Joe by Strumpet Radio

This week the gals tried to get up early, with only moderate success. Bean gives an excellent breakfast burrito tutorial, and Susie explains why your marriage is a failure if you spend your anniversary at a restaurant. Stay tuned, cause you won't want to miss out on this 5/10 episode!

Episode #043: David's Coup part 2: Electric Coup-aloo by Strumpet Radio

Bean has(yet again) abandoned her friendship with Susie and this podcast. David fills in her for and does a perfectly subpar job. Susie and David discuss the political climate for too long, and answer some questions to see if they fall in love.

Episode# 041: Happy (Belated) Holidays From the Strumpets by Strumpet Radio