Studio Rejects

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AAAAAAAaaaaaannnnnnd we're back! Studio Rejects has returned, and we're reading Part 2 of this amazing fan script imagining what Scream 5 could be. Turns out it's basically a generic horror film with very little connection to any of the other 4 movies. GOOD NEWS: Our Nicholas Cage impressions have only gotten better since we last performed for you!

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Welcome to a never-before-attempted experiment here on Studio Rejects! You all know that we always shoot to read real, verifiable unfinished drafts. Well we're taking a break from that trend by reading a fan script for a movie that has never, and probably will never, exist! It's Scream 5, written by some guy named Dylan!

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Part Two next week!

This is it! The end! Come to die! It really depends on whether or not you were invested in the story of Del Spooner vs. The Robots to say if this is a satisfying ending. I know my answer. Ultimately this was just a pathetic, wrote, dull action story with no substance.

Fortunately it had one thing going for it: a gigantic stupid leg monster. No joke...

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Next week: Something new! And weird! Really weird!!

Friends, we have returned! This week on Studio Rejects, its...basically just a single long extended action scene. Which for some reason involves metal spiders. Stupid.

Worth noting is that Bobby is sitting this one out! We ran out of time last time we recorded, and so Allie subs in, allowing Bobby the day off for his BIRTHDAY! It's Bobby's birthday! Send him stuff!

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Part Four next week! FEATURING THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF BOBBY!

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WELCOME BACK TO STUDIO REJECTS! We missed a week, and I know you know that! And I hope you know we're sorry and we'll never do it again (we might do it again really really soon).

We're back with Part Two of I, Robot. The movie may have started out with some pretty ridiculous, largely nonsensical garbage, but I'm thrilled to let you know that it...has possibly gotten worse...ENJOY!

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This week on Studio Rejects, we are starting up a brand new movie, one chosen specifically because it follows the themes established by our BRAND NEW NETWORK: WB2045!! I, Robot, starring the amazing Will Smith, king of mediocre science fiction films (actually, I think people generally liked Men in Black, and they definitely loved Wild Wild West...).

I, Robot is a story based on a book which is one of the most revered and beloved science fiction books ever written, imagining a world where robots are common servants, and the ethics and possibilities that opens up. They made that into a goofball action movie sponsored by fucking Hush Puppies and Slurpies. ENJOY!

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Part Two next week!

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Listeners...come to die...

Were you born ready, motherfuckers? We were! It's the finale of Blade! Does good triumph over evil? Which one of those two things is Blade? Is there a twist/comedic ending? FIND OUT

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Next week: SOMETHING NEW!

WELCOME BACK! It's the penultimate part of Blade Trinity, everybody! It's an incredibly significant episode for several reasons, not the least of which being that we're almost fucking done with this piece of shit movie.

It's...mostly action. Shitty action. Dracula's bones crack a lot though, so that's nice...Fuck this movie and fuck Blade. Vampires aren't even real, guys.

Anyway, head to WillAndBobby.com to find the script and read along! You can also find links to other stuff online! Like Twitter! @WillRogers2000 and @BobbyKoester

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Next week: THE END!

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Whistler is indeed dead. His "hoo-hoo" may never be heard again. Thankfully his shoes have been filled by WAY TOO MANY GODDAMN CHARACTERS! Blade meets up with the Bloodpack! Or is it Wolfpack! Is that from The Hangover? I DON'T KNOW! At least we get to see how silly it would be if Dracula himself went to Hot Topic...What an amazing movie!

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Part Three next week! And a new BOOK CLUB SHMOOK CLUB TOMORROW! FIND MORE LINKS ON WILLANDBOBBY.COM!

Happy New Year!

We're kicking off 2014 by kicking off a new movie on this week's Studio Rejects! It's Blade: Trinity! Starring Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, and some guy called The Drake! I (Will) hated this movie the first time I ever saw it, so I'm incredibly excited to see if this movie was always destined to be a horrible mess. So far...not looking good for old Mr. Snipes. It's basically a series of disjointed scenes of "badass" gadgets. I do like Whistler though.

And don't forget to share Will and Bobby Know Everything, Studio Rejects, or Book Club Shmook Club with your friends! This week we're giving away Goldeneye! James Bond has always been a huge supporter of the Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby contest!

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Part Two next week!