Studio Rejects

Studio Rejects

By Will Rogers and Bobby KoesterComedyTV & Film
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Studio Rejects episodes

  • Studio Rejects: Hook Part Four - THE END

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    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! WE'RE FINALLY HERE! We have finally finished our reading of Hook! It's been a long road, everybody, but Peter Banning has finally remembered! He's a child again! He's PETER PAN, and he's about to defeat the nefarious/slightly sensual Captain Jazzy Hook! Listen to my review of the movie, listen to us as we talk about what could have saved this movie, and listen as we OPEN SOME GIFTS! I hope you're all having a damn good day, and I hope you enjoy this thrilling finale!

    @BobbyKoester! FIND MORE LINKS AT WILLANDBOBBY.COM! @WillRogers2000!

    And don't forget to share Will and Bobby Know Everything, Studio Rejects, or Book Club Shmook Club with your friends! This week we're giving away The Sum of all Chinese Fears as part of our Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby contest!

    We would also LOVE it if you would throw us a vote for Podcast of the Month over on Podcastland.com! You can vote for ALL the shows if you want: Studio Rejects, Book Club Shmook Club, and Will and Bobby Know Everything!

    Next week: Something new! Do you want us to read Blade Trinity or Manhunter (Red Dragon?) LET US KNOW!

    1 hr 18 min
  • Studio Rejects: Hook Part Three

    This week on Studio Rejects, we learn what it REALLY means to be Peter Pan! It's all about getting him back to his former glory. And...holy shit...if you thought he was glorious before...just wait until you see how fucking marvelous he becomes.

    And don't forget to share Will and Bobby Know Everything, Studio Rejects, or Book Club Shmook Club with your friends! This week we're giving away The Longest (Chinese) Day as part of our Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby contest!

    We would also LOVE it if you would throw us a vote for Podcast of the Month over on Podcastland.com! You can vote for ALL the shows if you want: Studio Rejects, Book Club Shmook Club, and Will and Bobby Know Everything!

    Part Four, THE FINALE, next week!

    FIND LINKS TO US AND OUR WORK OVER ON WILLANDBOBBY.COM

    1 hr 18 min
  • Studio Rejects: Hook Part Two

    Welcome to Part Two of Hook! We're finally jumping into Neverland, everybody! We meet Hook! Smee! Ruffio! ...Some kids! The writing has quite possibly gotten worse, guys. All the lost boys speak like dis. Dey luv to mayke uz werk ta reeed dis goddamma uv uh sdoray!

    Robin Williams has finally met his match though, as Hook makes his fashionable, swishy debut! I can't wait for you to hear this guys, I'm actually getting swept away in the magic!

    And don't forget to share Will and Bobby Know Everything, Studio Rejects, or Book Club Shmook Club with your friends! This week we're giving away Chinese Goodfellas as part of our Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby contest! To submit your name for the drawing, just share any of the shows today!

    We would also LOVE it if you would throw us a vote for Podcast of the Month over on Podcastland.com! You can vote for ALL the shows if you want: Studio Rejects, Book Club Shmook Club, and Will and Bobby Know Everything!

    Please head to WillAndBobby.com to find links to different shows, Facebook, etc. and please FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: @WillRogers2000 and @BobbyKoester!

    Part Three next week!

    1 hr 4 min
  • Studio Rejects - Hook Part One

    You may not recognize us, what with our more elegant style and more beautiful looks, but I assure you, this is still the Studio Rejects you know and love. But we most certainly have a brand new style!

    This week on Studio Rejects, we unveil an updated format! Each month is a movie, split into four parts! Up first, it's the first draft of Hook! While it would go on to be directed by Steven Spielberg and star Robin Williams, this version is decidedly...worse. Less baseball, more talking, but definitely written with Mr. Williams in mind...

    Head to WillAndBobby.com to find the script! Read along!

    And for more, follow us on Twitter: @WillRogers2000 and @BobbyKoester

    Part Two next week!

    1 hr 17 min
  • Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Seven - THE END

    This is it! The finale! It's over! OVER! Godzilla is going down in this week's Studio Rejects! AND his/her brood of babyzillas! But what are the circumstances surrounding his collapse? How did the humans end up besting this 10ft/100ft tall beast? You'll have to listen to find out...you'll also have to listen to find out what we think of the script overall. Did we suddenly decide we love it? After six solid weeks of absolute disgust, do we change our minds? Perhaps we're the biggest Godzilla fans in the world now! FIND OUT NOW (also...spoiler: this fucking movie sucks).

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    NOW THEN, as you will hear, Bobby and I have recorded our first ever hit single. A cover of someone else's hit single...which was also a cover. It's Come with Me from the Godzilla soundtrack. Sung by Puff Daddy. Do you love it? Of course you do, we spent literally four hours making it! If you want to listen to it nonstop, just check out the song over on our Soundcloud page! ENJOY!

    Come with Me and Bobby on Soundcloud!

    Or watch and listen to the original music video! Look how well we did, even though we couldn't spontaneously burst into a flock of doves!

    iTunes! @BobbyKoester! Facebook! @WillRogers2000! YouTube!

    Next week, something new! In many ways! STUDIO REJECTS IS GETTING A FACELIFT!

    1 hr 9 min
  • Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Six

    Oh no! It's time for Godzilla to attack again! But don't worry, he'll only do this once more...Because this is the penultimate episode of our Godzilla read-through! This week things get...weird. How big is Godzilla? What the fuck were they thinking doing all this stuff with the eggs? Exactly how did this get made!? FIND OUT AND ENJOY!

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    Also, as mentioned on this week's WBKE (95: Eldered Skeltered), we've got a contest running! The Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby! Every week for the next 13 weeks, we're giving away amazing chinese bootlegs of incredible movies! All you have to do to enter is share our website, facebook page, or any show with your friends online! Tag us, send us proof, and you're entered! That's it! This week we're giving away Martin Scorsese's classic Gangs of New York...you know...in Chinese!

    Part Seven next week! The end!

    35 min
  • Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Five

    Welcome to Part Five of Studio Rejects, where alliances are forming, and we are heading into the final act of Godzilla! Who is that crazy french Ray-Romano-Man who put a tracking device in the Mayor's hair? Where is Godzilla hiding? Will worm guy give up? Will he fall in love? WE'RE GOING TO KNOW SOON!

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    Additionally:

    iTunes! @BobbyKoester! Facebook! @WillRogers2000! YouTube!

    Part Six next week!

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  • Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Four

    Guess what? A monster is about to attack! A Godzilla-monster! In this action-packed episode of Studio Rejects, Godzilla finally strikes! Join us as we get genuinely confused by Godzilla's abilities! Haven't heard any of the previous parts? Don't worry, here's a recap:

    So far: worms, Shaquille O'Neal, hair, Catman....Or just listen to the show where we give a true recap. ENJOY!

    Find more crazy nonsense over at www.WillAndBobby.com or follow us on Twitter! @WillRogers2000 @BobbyKoester

    Part Five next week!

    57 min
  • Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Three

    Things are already heating up in Godzilla...you know, relatively. The monster is hiding in New York City somewhere, which raises a surprising amount of questions. Why the hell would Godzilla have any interest in spending any time in NY? How the hell did it manage to hide without anyone seeing anything? Is there a chance this movie isn't written well?? We may never know for sure.

    Click here to listen!

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    Click here to start back at Part One!

    Additionally:

    WillAndBobby.com @BobbyKoester! Facebook! @WillRogers2000! YouTube!

    Part Four next week!

    29 min
  • Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Two

    First of all: we're sorry we skipped last week. We missed you as much as you missed us. Anyway, we're jumping in right where we left off, with some sort of silly Godzilla-like creature sneaking around attacking boats, while a love triangle is established between a woman, a man, and some worms!

    Click here to listen!

    Click here to read along!

    Click here to start back at Part One!

    Additionally:

    iTunes! @BobbyKoester! Facebook! @WillRogers2000! YouTube!

    Part Three next week!

    32 min

About Studio Rejects

From the publisher's feed

Studio Rejects is a comedy podcast from Will Rogers and Bobby Koester (of Will and Bobby Know Everything), where they read scripts for movies that never existed! Whether it's an unfinished draft of a horror movie, or a completely unused script of a huge franchise, they both act and riddle out the reasons why these scripts were tossed out!