Studio Rejects

Welcome to this week's Episode of Studio Rejects! We have tallied up all your votes, and congratulations, the winner is the boring, weird, confusing mess! We won't be doing this again...Yikes. Fortunately we have a bright future coming in one week. A true art piece.

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Next week, FREDDY VS. JASON begins!

This week on Studio Rejects, we're between movies, which means that Bobby and I are showcasing the bad material we've written ourselves! Listen to some micr0-stories, some old moody poetry of Bobby's and then our second script of The Dead Don't Walk, our ill-timed zombie effort! If you're not familiar with it, you can of course read about it in Will and Bobby Wrote Something, a history of our failed writing. We also want to hear YOUR writing. Old blogs, old poetry, old movie ideas, send them all, hear your words come out of our mouths! We also want your VOTE! See below for more! ANYWAY:

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Enjoy the show, you dummies, we're really picking up steam!

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We're on the cusp of beginning a new long-form movie next week! But Bobby and I each have a script we want to read, so we're leaving it up to you. Take to Facebook, Twitter (links below), or email us ([email protected]) to let us know if you'd like to hear us read:

A failed version of a Freddy Vs. Jason Movie OR James Cameron's Spiderman!

We've made it, everybody! Welcome to the FINAL part of our reading of Alien: Engineers, the original version of what eventually became Prometheus! We finally see xenomorphs ("xeno" meaning "to change," and "morph" meaning "morph..." or something), and we see the original ending, involving a chessboard and some absolute garbage dialogue. We also see....AN ULTRAMORPH! Christ...

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Next week we're reading our other Dead Don't Walk script along with some weird mini stories! Tell the world!

Welcome to the penultimate episode of our reading of Prometheus. We're clearly headed for the end as we see new Engineer tech, new boneless monsters (with bones), and even the loss of some characters we've grown to love! It's this week that we really see where the final film veered away from the original script, as the events of this episode are basically in no way present in what made it to theaters!

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Part Six (the finale!) next week!

Part Four of Prometheus has begun! For those of you crazy nuts who listened to this week's WBKE, you'll know our guest. If not, then allow me to introduce a brand new Featured Player to the Studio Rejects family: Michael Palmer of the band CMYK! This week we finally have our first huge deviation from the shooting script, and better than that, we finally have our first huge robot butt appearance!

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Part Five next week!

WHOOOOOOA! Hold on to your hat, in this week's episode of Studio Rejects, there are monsters galore! There's even a Terminator! Kind of! If you know us, then you know exactly what it means when I tell you that Bobby and I are banging on all cylinders this week, so plug some stuff into your human ears, and check out these aliens!

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Part Four next week!

Welcome back, chums! Bobby and I are getting organized in this weeks' Studio Rejects! We'll be DARNED if we're going to have inconsistent characters in this movie. You'll want to know exactly whose walking into the crazy alien temple thing. Is it the fidgety guy? Maybe it's the lady who carries around a plain pizza! Tensions are ramping up, friends, and I dare say we're going to see a monster soon, so:

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Part Three next week!

Hey all you rejects! We're jumping back into another long-form movie, and I'm excited to say it's the original script behind 2012's Prometheus! This is the script that John Spaihts turned in before Damon Lindelof came in and removed the xenomorphs, and turned the facehuggers into weird cobras! This is basically a prequel to Alien with all the classic aliens, and I can't wait until we see them. This might be the first real script we've read. Also the first good script. Also Bobby and I are becoming even better actors!

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Part Two next week!

Hey guys, I'm really excited for this week's show. At least three years ago, Bobby and I wrote a spec script of Arrested Development as a way to show both our writing ability and our ability to match the "voice," of any show. While spec scripts are really common among aspiring writers, they are, essentially, fan fiction, and that is especially true for us, as we're both pretty rabid fans of this show. We tried to write an episode that could kind of/sort of take place after the end of the third season, but the way the show ends changes almost everything, so just try to push the continuity issues aside and enjoy this weird, funny script. And our bad acting. I still think we did a pretty damn good job.

Anyway, click here to listen to Arrested Development - The Queen Mary!

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Enjoy Season 4 of Arrested Development, coming this Sunday! I can't wait.

A brand new long-form movie begins next week!

We made it. I don't know how, but we made it. RUN FOR IT MARTY!

Welcome to the FINAL part of our reading of Batman Triumphant! We get more Mayor Krol, more Crispin Glover, and even a quick taste of Dean Roland. I can't believe it's really over. It wraps up in a surprisingly not-horrible way, so get listening, kids!

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Next week: something new!