Studio Rejects

Welcome to Studio Rejects, now featuring 100% more lizard! We're digging into the first draft of 1998's Godzilla staring Matthew Broderick - action hero! It's already pretty thrilling, what with it's one million characters and abundant worm info.

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Part Two next week!

BOOM, friends! Welcome to this week's SECOND episode of Studio Rejects! We just wrapped up Freddy vs. Jason on Tuesday (click here if you missed it!), so now we are of course examining some poor writing of our own, before we start up another amazing movie next week. The project we've got for you this time is one which we've never talked about in any show, or in any Will and Bobby Wrote Something post:

McGoop

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We actually have a ton of documents to read along with this episode, so I've put them in order here. Check them out, see our weird handwriting:

1 McGoop - With Outline

2 McGoop.docx

3 McGoop - The Informant's House

4 McGoop - Random Ideas

5 McGoop - Small Outline

6 McGoop - Out on a Date

7 McGoop - Getting Fired Notes

8 McGoop - Original Ideas on Place Mat

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A brand new movie starts next week!

We did it, we actually did it. Freddy vs. Jason has come to an end! The shit hits the fan as Meagan, Stormie, Erwin, Murdoch, Freddy, and Jason finally duke it out at a TV station which is also a church. Freddy continues to piss us off, and now even Jason is annoying...fuck...I'm just so happy it's over...ENJOY!

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Something new next week!

Welcome back to Studio Rejects (sorry for missing last week...listen to this Sunday's Will and Bobby Know Everything for a pseudo explanation)! Here we are with the penultimate part of Freddy vs. Jason! Almost done! In this week's show, things are fucking certainly not becoming clearer, as we spend a lot of time in a jail's shower, catch a brief glimpse of Jason Voorhes, and spend a fucking shocking amount of time with a new character called Boogerman...Christ...

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Part Eight (THE FINAL PART) next week!

Kids, it's finally happening. Something. Something is happening. Something is finally fucking happening in Freddy vs. Jason. Things are exploding, things are on fire...nothing makes sense, of course, but at least there's the illusion that the movie is getting better. Jason Voorhes officially enters the film, literally buzzing with energy, before facing off against his nemesis. No, not Freddy Kreuger. His real enemy. Nicholas Cage.

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Part Seven next week!

Welcome back to Studio Rejects, where we're reading Part Five of Freddy vs. Jason. Things have gotten even worse, I'm afraid, as we're heading into the final act. We have a bag of body parts, a fucking "nightmaremobile," and we finally see our first death of the movie. It's a grim time for all, but with a classic character coming up on the horizon, we all have a lot to look forward to!

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Part Six next week!

Ladies! Gentlemen! Madmen! Rejects! Welcome to Part FOUR of our reading of Freddy vs. Jason, a script which is actually starting to grow on me. However, it's been so low in my opinion, that even with this new growth, I think it fucking sucks. Anyway, our acting is bargain basement level this week, just like every week, so I hope you enjoy that, and I hope you enjoy this fucking weird show!

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Part Four next week!

Friends, foes, dreamers, and campers, we are finally BACK with Part Three of Freddy vs. Jason! For the full story on why we took a week off, you'll just have to listen to this week's WBKE! Anyway, holy shit, this script is really delivering the good stuff. I have no earthly idea: 1.) What the fuck is going on, 2.) What they're trying to go to, or 3.) How this movie has anything to do with Jason Voorhes at all...really, why is this called Freddy vs. Jason?

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Part Four next week!

Here we are kids, Freddy vs. Jason Part Two is finally online! Sorry for the snag, but you'll hopefully know what held me up this Sunday on WBKE! Anyway, we're back, this time starting with a movie REVIEW, before we jump back into the script...which...wow...Part One was mostly just weird and dull, but now we're truly seeing that the writer might just have no idea what the fuck they're doing. Fortunately Bobby and I do. So proud of us this week...

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Part Three next week!

This week on Studio Rejects we are ACTUALLY starting another long form movie! Of course, it's an original Freddy vs. Jason script, so you know it's going to be a work of art. If this episode is any indication, Bobby and I are master thespians. Fuck, you know the deal, what can I really say?

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Next week, FREDDY VS. JASON begins!