Chris provides an in-depth review on a unique sparkling water flavor and bathed with his family in the germs of hundreds of other waterpark attendees. Nate’s son’s Summer “Camp” didn’t feel quite as adventurous as the ones we went to. A twitter SJW tries to make a point about women’s right and gets cannibalized by...

Being woke is kind of like being a Jehovah’s Witness: You’re never quite sure if you’ll achieve salvation. Nate gets rid of his DVD collection. Chris trades in his Xbox for a better Xbox. Women don’t need men for anything except spelling. Someone takes some celebrity advice about letting out their crazy side a little...

We form the SBAZ: Stunning and Brave Autonomous Zone. Cowan experiences the privileges of flying first class across the country. Nate experiences the thrills of creating a digital life that’s a lot like his but more successful… and with animals! What’s the only explanation for “Ancient Aliens”? Racism. There’s no such thing as a good...

We discuss cancel culture. Chris has a bike accident. Nate plays a villainous game. We award a Stunny Award. Crayons are racist. Asking for help not being racist is racist. Those poor Irish people. Dads are problematic.

Nate discovers NF. Chris discovers arranged marriages. Trump was sent by Christian God to ruin Obama’s evil plan. There are no white people in the Bible. Someone has a TERRIBLE take on #blackouttuesday. Fake tans are appropriation.

Chris’ son is a sucker for the capitalist marketing machine. Nate is a sucker for speedrun gaming videos. A 3D Printer ad has some double-D’s. Someone’s emotions control the weather. God is killing the democrats with coronavirus. Marriage is problematic.

Cowan risks dining in. Someone gets caught eating a questionable snack during a video meeting. Dan WILL NOT COMPLY. The “Eternal Life Coin” might just save your soul. Is the military problematic? Thank you to all the families and soldiers who have sacrificed so much for our country. Link mentioned in the show: Eternal Life...

Chris enjoys a staycation. Nate’s son is a corn hole prodigy. Transwomen are the only true women. Pronouns as a fetish. How dare you not acknowledge transgenders for 10 whole seconds? Doritos are appropriation.

Nate has a Rifftrax Marathon. Chris says goodbye to Megadesk. The “K-word” is the new “N-word.” Proofread your words before you go on a political Facebook rant. Lesbianism is problematic.

Nate has a unique Easter egg hunt. Chris finds a way to be a cool uncle AND justify buying a new TV. Facebook warriors are so woke they attack even their supporters. Elton John is problematic.