SubRant

- The Costco meat guy accosts Catherine

- James doesn't get punched at Costco

- Hardcore scooters

- Where's the Maple Syrup?

- James misses cruising

- We're too stupid to build nice cities

- Republicans dictating policy for private property owners? What kind of world is this now?

- We were both Republicans?

- James gets deregistered

- Catherine's mail is AWOL

- Invisible art? Are we really here?

- Salvatore Garau

- "Some Italian idiot"

- Invisible art is no joke, but it was at one point

- Catherine is painting a gourd

- Catherine keeps finding body parts

- Flatulating at the camera

- "Can you sell nothing for nothing?"

- Our plan to steel the invisible art

- Duct-taping an invisible banana to the invisible Buddha, and then, of course, Catherine goes in and eats the banana

- Defacing the invisible art

- Our performance art piece: Costco Meat Guy "Am I In Your Way, Man?"

- The book that is trapped

- It's art dad, it's ART!

- Catherine forces James to turn off his phone

- High art is the lowest form of communication

- Ass twitch

- It's Okay To Not Be Okay

- James loves TikTok

- Let the interns do it

- Knock-knock, anyone in there?

- What is this podcast about?

- Don't take Costco For granted

- Pandemic musings

- Band Aides

- Turning around in the strip club parking lot

- Jack Lancaster collecting trains... real trains

- Mike Swaine on Heat Stroke

- Catherine is a maximalist

- James hates architects

- We fill holes

- How many passwords are enough?

- Onepass and LastPass

- Don't pay Verizon

- Imagine a Millennial trying to write a check

- Deconstructing Catherine

- Catherine has many baskets

- Catherine learns to shoot a gun

- Open carry salad making

- James's favorite gun is the Void's Tear

- How confused do I look now

- Tropic Escape

- Catherine checks into the island occasionally

- The COVID nothing

- There is only one episode of Seinfeld

- Our thoughts on Andy Warhol

- Within five minutes, Catherine deconstructed Warhol (at age 10)

- 15 minutes of fame but only 15 seconds of interest

- Performance art is neither art nor performance

- James Turrell

- James defines art

- Cleo barks

- Catherine's favorite artist... well, beads

- Personal adornment, a personal and emotional connection

- Is comedy art?

- Art is now just a brand

- The art world is rotten from the top down

- Barby and GI Joe and gender

- Tom Sellek is the perfect man

- James's beard walks off set