The biggest match of the Premier League season is coming up, and We Ate All the Pies is here for it. No Caleb this week (we assume he's constructing a statue of Alexandr Mitrovic to span over the mouth of the Thames) so Adam and Jordan are here to break down the epic Man City-Liverpool clash coming up this weekend. There was also plenty of exciting football over the past week, including Arsenal's humbling at Selhurst, Chelsea's stumble at the Bridge, Tottenham's five-star afternoon against Newcastle, and an Aaron Cresswell-inspired win for West Ham. They also look into Man United's squad issues as their season winds down and take another stab at explaining what exactly is happening at Everton Football Club. Finally, the elephant in the room: USA-England is coming at you this November from mighty Qatar.

The Premier League returns to our televisions this weekend, and it won't leave us again until the fat lady sings. Adam, Caleb and Jordan look ahead to what's left of the season, the North London fight for fourth, Man United's chances of late-season redemption, relegation, the fight for mid-table obscurity, and, of course, what is set to be the biggest title fight in recent memory between champions Man City and challengers Liverpool. Before all of that, the boys have some football-related fun with the Will Smith-Chris Rock slap heard round the world, and tie up some of the loose ends on World Cup qualifying. Go go, USA!

It's our final international break episode of the season, and it's a big one. Adam gets way too into World Cup qualifying (we know it's too much, just let him have this). But before that, he's joined by Caleb and Jordan to discuss the English football that did happen this past weekend. They dive into Arsenal and why Mikel Arteta seems to be so upset about his team being on television. There was a tense London derby between Spurs and West Ham, and valuable wins for Leicester and Leeds. And the FA Cup is down to four, with Liverpool-Man City and Crystal Palace-Chelsea making it through to the semifinals.

In a week when Ronaldo once again placed his name in the history books, so much else happened too! So Adam, Caleb, and Jordan are here to recap it all. From dramatic wins for Man United and Leeds, to Arsenal's triumph over Leicester, the increasingly more dramatic Premier League title race, Chelsea's controversy-ridden win over Newcastle, and a special moment at the London Stadium for West Ham and Andriy Yarmolenko. Caleb catches us up on the Championship, there's a look ahead at massive matches this week, and stick around to find out what's in store for next week. (Hint: it has to do with the most famous trophy in the world.)

Just when it looked like Manchester United fans would have the worst of the weekend's action, Everton swoops in to steal the spotlight. Sorry we missed you last week, but the boys are back to talk Premier League and hopefully distract you from the raging hellscape that is Earth. This week, Adam, Jordan, and Caleb dissect the Manchester Derby and Liverpool's win over West Ham, wonder aloud whether Jesse Marsch can shed the "Ted Lasso" effect and raise the bar for American coaches with Leeds, and stare in disbelief as Everton seem to give up the ghost against Harry Kane's Tottenham. Caleb offers a Championship update as the race for promotion heats up.

This week, the boys discuss the triumph of Spurs' epic win against Man City behind a Harry Kane master class, and their tragedy of losing to Burnley 4 days later. Strong words are a theme of the show, as we talk about Antonio Conte's odd comments on Wednesday and then things get a little heated as Adam and Jordan try to break down the We Ate All the Pies derby between West Ham and Newcastle. Man United's top four hopes are back on track at a rainy Leeds, Chelsea squeak by at Selhurst, and why Southampton are so good this year. Plus Caleb dives into the Championship on a record-breaking week for Fulham's favorite Serbian son. Finally, this week's Top Shelf Picks look ahead to the League Cup Final on Sunday.

Caleb, Jordan and Adam are back to dissect how, despite not kicking a single ball this weekend, Arsenal emerged as the biggest winners from another dramatic weekend in the Premier League. Wolves humble Conte and Spurs in North London, Man United are held at home by a hard-working Southampton, and West Ham rely on Craig Dawson's mighty shoulder to rescue a point from Leicester. They take a look at newly in-form Newcastle ahead of a titanic We Ate All the Pies Derby this weekend, talk about the difference Frank Lampard is making on Merseyside, and dip a toe into the warm waters of the Championship. Adam also explains the "Bowen's on Fire" chant to our American listeners.

Sorry to miss you last week. The boys needed a winter break of their own to re-energize, but they're back for the Magic of the FA Cup and the madness of the Premier League's winter break. Adam, Caleb and Jordan take a look at the insane stories that have developed over the past week or so, including Mason Greenwood's apparent career-ending actions, Kurt Zouma's poor form with his cat, and Ivan Toney's interesting words about his own club. Then it's time to take a bite out of FA Cup 4th round action, with West Ham and Chelsea narrowly avoiding embarrassment, Nottingham Forest giving Leicester the Arsenal treatment, and the end of the road for Scott Parker's Cherries (Up the Wood!). Plus, Top Shelf Picks return ahead of another exciting weekend in the Premier League.

Signs of life on Tyneside as Newcastle record a desperately needed win. Jordan is here for it, as are Adam and Caleb while dissecting another great weekend of Premier League action. There were also wins for Manchester United and Liverpool, while Southampton tripped up Man City to make the title race that much closer. Chelsea reign supreme in London, and we see two teams who have been away for so long, Arsenal and Burnley, return to action for a worthless 0-0 draw. Hope the breaks were worth it, lads. Finally, We Ate All the Pies goes full English Championship with the Premier League on a winter break (for some reason). 

Full disclosure: it was quite a gloomy weekend in the We Ate All the Pies studios. In addition to a certain NFL game which will not be mentioned (why, why, WHY did you take off running?!?!), Adam felt ill for most of it. But fear not, the COVID test was negative and there's no postponing the podcast around these parts. Adam, Jordan and Caleb discuss Manchester City's upcoming title parade and the brilliance of Kevin De Bruyne, the London Derby that wasn't, Newcastle's spending spree, Rafa Benitez's Everton exit, and briefly, that frustrating defeat West Ham suffered at the hands of a Jack Harrison-inspired Leeds. Caleb brightens things up by telling us all about sharp-shooting Fulham who now top the Championship table, and plus there's more midweek games to satisfy their English football appetites!