Super Beet Podcast

I'll be honest, it took me a very long time to edit this, don't blame Bernie or Phil.  Don't blame me either!  This week, we like, really go over how Phil just watched Matrix for the first time.  We get into Master Chief's head (or should I say bed), we get into Halo Ultimate or whatever, we get into our first annual yearly personal favorite game wrap up, but the best part about it is we do it all with our second guest ever.  That is right it is Josh, resident Halo and Matrix expert (convenient).  Come celebrate the New Year Eve with us on (one of our) wildest shows yet. 

HO HO HO every listener gets a lump of coal this year!  And by lump of coal, I mean this episode.  Coal is dense and rich with potential energy and unique insight.  Join us as we look back at simpler times of Christmas past where bad games were good, before animes had been adapted to live action, before sex was uncool, before Mike fell prey to The Big O (he doesn't know what that is).  This is a very special episode so you'd best treat it right.

Over 4 years after its initial announcement, Shin Megami Tensei V is finally out in the wild, and in our hands. Words can't really come close to expressing the collective anticipation Bernie and Phil collectively possessed towards this game, but believe us when we say that it has truly been a dream come true to finally be able to play this game. Although Bernie has already finished his first playthrough, we mean for this episode to be a first impressions of sorts, touching on what Phil and Bernie felt, as series veterans, as well as what Mike felt as a series newcomer. There are some early game spoilers, but nothing you wouldn't have seen from viewing the trailers.

"OwO henlo fren, i think you step in something."

It's old news!  Yup, we had so much content coming out on our YOUTUBE page (thanks Bernie) that Mike forgot to edit our last episode (this one)!  Remember Halo?  You're gonna be surprised when you see what he looks like now.  Remember Metroid?  Mike started playing her new game last month.  Remember Bowser?  We're trying to set him up with Kraid.  Remember Leon S. Kennedy? He got CENSORED!!!  Forward all complaints to [email protected]

Big news last week!  No where is safe.  Lock up your Twitch, hide your Facebook, run for your life.  Everything is getting hacked or leaked, but don't worry!  WE are here to KEEP YOU SAFE.  All you have to do to gain access to these quick secrets that they don't want you to know about is to listen to a couple of these ads that we have lined up for you here.  But the real news coming at you on Super Beet this week (and I'm serious) is that we started a Patreon (patreon.com/superbeet) for our faithful listeners out there.  Even though we have some cool stuff lined up for you, we want to hear from you about what we can do as far as bonus content goes.  Be sure to email [email protected] with any ideas or suggestions you've got.  Ok love you, goodnight.

News and aliens. These are the only two constants in our universe. Forget what you know about death, and taxes, we're here to set you straight on crafting in video games, some new Playstation games that are set to come out, and the controversial Nvidia leak. Phil also is here to talk about how he's through with the governments relationship with aliens.

Oh my god!  We did it.  The big leagues.  A milestone.  Major league.  Go pro.  That's right, it's the first official guest on Super Beet Podcast.  Also, you won't believe your ears with this one important detail.  Yes, it's our first recording IN STUDIO.   That's right gang, the check went through, we hired some college hunks to move us in, Super Beet HQ is fully functional.  Join us and our special guest, the man known only as Kenny, on an uncut unrated wild extra large episode where we meander around the worlds of our childhood games, discuss the real life anime characters we were blessed enough to grow up with, reveal strange things your PS2 can be used for (nsfw), and reveal our absolutely planned new segment Tab Check.  What's that?  What did you just say??  Oh, you're welcome.  No problem.  Happy to be of help.

Oh no gang, you're in for it this time.  G4 is back from the dead (or is it?), the new Eva movie just came out (a while ago), and Phil does his best Gary Cooper impersonation (conspiracy guy) on this roller coaster of a ride of an auditory experience.  Ok that's it for this 'sode's write up, I'm tired!  Catch you next time, that is, if you make it through this hell house of horrors.  P.S. if you like us or love us, let us know and be sure to google Super Beet Podcast to see our stuff we toss up on other popular platforms such as just YouTube.  We play games and do the same stuff you "see" here.  P.S.S rumor has it that next episode will feature our first ever guest on the show (not famous)!  Tune on back now, do you hear?

This is the way the world ends, not with a whimper, but on Phil's 29th birthday.  Now I know what you're saying, "Why does everyone keep telling me all the things I'm saying are out of date by at least two weeks???"  Hate to break it to ya, it's because you're getting all your news from the Super Beet Podcast.  Come on gang, everyone knows you should get your info from multiple sources.  But we love you anyway.  The good news is, you're gonna learn a lot about how we feel about stuff this week, specifically James Bond and his wife, the new installment in the Taken series, and you're gonna hear an actually relevant live reaction as we watch the new* SMT 5 trailer.  Ok.