Super Beet Podcast

America is great. America is powerful. America is Playstation, and Playstation is American. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Playstation is a Japanese console!". While such absurd assertions would be quickly dispelled by any rational human being, Super Beet believes in forgiveness and education. That's why for this episode, we present an all encompassing roadmap for how one of your favorite Japanese game companies became the next target for the corporate version of manifest destiny. Make sure to have some tissues for your tears, as this is going to be a rough one.

Imagine, if you will, you wake up on a Friday morning to see a new episode of Super Beet Podcast. The podcast seems late, but you don't question it. You wonder what the general theme in the podcast might be, but something feels off. You feel your sense of wonder slowly dissipating as you realize that the podcast may not be have a general theme. Random thoughts and ideas gradually fill your head. You hear "Tony Soprano, self-incriminating acts of shoplifting, and Alan Wake" as hallucinations. You try to look away, but a morbid curiosity replaces all sense of ambition. "Was Burger King really that stupid?"...

Super Beet takes gaming news very seriously, and that is why we discuss our collective impressions of the latest unofficial Elden Ring leaks, and why it's imperative that FromSoftware add proper vehicles to their newest title.

Despite Nintendo's best efforts to ostracize their core fandom, Super Beet still loves them! That's why for Episode 4, in a truly spectacular expression of strength and humility, we discuss what games were shown during Nintendo's first Direct in over a year, and what we're most excited to see. 

In honor of Halloween being nearly 8 months from now, we unpack instances of childhood videogame trauma by talking about topics that would probably better suited for regular meetings with a licensed professional, and attempt to use our trauma to try to come up with a truly fresh and breathtaking take on the classic Resident Evil storytelling model.

Here at Super Beet, we pride ourselves on keeping ourselves brushed up on the best Sonic the Hedgehog knowledge available to us through the use of Google. Listen as Phil and Bernie's brains undergo extreme psychological stress in a last ditch effort to escape from Development Hell.

In the absolute world premier of Super Beet Podcast, we act out one of the most heartbreaking scenes in all of history, while also touching on topics such as the artistic merits of Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire's writing, why Armie Hammer is a loser, and whether youngsters spend too much time inside playing videogames.