Ah, the great outdoors! Family. A scoutmaster who hurts himself with Excalibur. The Lady UNDER the Lake. Simpson's Soap and the Hiney Powder Squirt. All that stuff. It's a scouting adventure, with a father and a son, and a lot of really weird stuff. You'll love it. Enjoy!

This episode's got two things in it. Well, it's got a lot of things, but of two types. Two types of thing. That's what this episode has. Two of them. But a lot.

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Two. Hundred. Episodes. And to those of you who have been with us from the beginning, we just want to say from the bottom of our hearts, "Hello, Andy, Jen and Steve."

We've never done this many of any kind of thing in our lives, and we wanted to celebrate with something special. And here it is. The Bicentennial Celebration for the town of Nighttimeville!

There'll be games like 'pin the knee on the donkey's knee', Gastronomical Boy's camel flakes, and a lovely cobbler made with real booty juice which is not what you're thinking, but who cares what you're thinking, it's surely terrible.

Thank you guys so much for listening, and remember: the ocean is wetter than you.

Sometimes you don't have one long idea. Sometimes you have two small ones. And you smash them together, like the gods did with the first Dagwood. Such is today's episode.

First, Tassie and Mr. Johanssen return, this time preparing for their foray into the movie business. If you've ever received a statue with the inscription WORLD'S TALLEST GOLFING UNCLE, this one's for you.

And then, it's Frank and Smacky, the morning zoo radio guys, giving out tickets to the the big Hot Babies in Tinfoil show at the amphitheater. So just take the easy donut, and watch out for that tanker full of knee paste.

Enjoy!

It's that time, time to return to the Geraldburger drive-thru window. So, if you've got a hankering for a single pancake, or even something that just says it's a pancake, or a fleet of bees that pretend to be a navy, or one of those nut-grabbing ghosts, we've got you covered. Plus, a special visit from the SuperGalactic crew! Enjoy!

This week, we're back in Mr. Waverly's class for a special visit from a couple of state police troopers. The topic of the day: Safety! So if you've ever wanted to hear about skunk firemen, how 50% of police work is deflating things you find, or how much something costs in dog-dollars, this episode is for you!

Have you ever wanted to listen to Super Pee Pee Time with a kid, but were afraid we were going to say things that...you know, that we would say? Well, Cade wanted to do one that is appropriate even for kids. And he thinks that's what THIS is! So, if you ever wanted to listen to a kid-friendly show that still talked about squeezing apple juice out of your pelvis, this is your time!

Corky the zookeeper lost his hat, and he has to find it before the zoo opens. For...reasons. If you think it doesn't make sense now, wait until there's a poster of Nuremberg on your sinful parts.

Enjoy!

It's that time of year for that most special holiday. Not LegHog Day or Horse Halloween. Or Dirt Day. No, it's Easter. That special time when your grandparents give you that trembling kit, or some glistening rabies powder. Grandma and Grandpa return for a very special Easter egg hunt, and also a calypso dancer will goo the roof with his own personal goo. Enjoy!

Have you ever wanted to just curl up with a good book? Like the followup to "The Lorax" called "Scumbag"? Or "Oh, the Demons You'll Spend Time With"? How do you feel about the word "fluid"? Do you find it as ominous as we do? Well, tune in as we learn all about some of the latest in the world of books. At least until your muskrat graduates from fornication college. Enjoy!

We all need new technology. How else would you be able to thigh-mate yourself, or check your blood popcorn levels? Well, TechFest2019 is here to reinvigorate your pants area and show you a way to convince your dog to hug monsters. And Punky Pants is back from the distant past, too. Enjoy those things!