Have you ever wanted to go to one of those really high end auctions? No, the REALLY fancy ones, where people grease themselves up just like you would grease a pony? You know, the kind where envelopes are full of creamy stuff, and you are reminded of a lease you had as a child? Well, you're in luck, because that's the kind of auction you're going to this week! Enjoy it as you would enjoy the smells of Cincinnati!

Well, the holidays are well behind us, and it's time to get healthy! And Carol and Dr. Radford are here to help! Do you have leftover bear flakes or a saggy bee problem solution? Have you rediscovered the lost art of sneezing? What happens when Ted the Life Coach shows up and his bologna is on fire? Well, it's time to find out. So, curl up with your faithful rug dog, and make a grave in your car!

Two of the most highly elite soldiers are deep behind enemy lines, with the fate of the world hanging in the balance. Will one of them be shot in the Snoopy machine? Will they have time to use meat to lie to people? Will their teammates be able to do that thing that makes you look like you're riding a unicycle even when you're not? Hard to say, hard to say.

(NOTE: in 2019, we're going to be recording every other week, so the episodes will be a little shorter. We hope the seven of you that will notice won't mind too much, but it's the way we can keep putting these babies out week.)

It's almost the end of the year, and time to celebrate with a party that's alive with chastity! Pass out the Shack-pagne, which is champagne they make in a rubber shack. Check out the weird, ugly corn they put into a brie cheese area we have roped off. And think about where you would put a fish if you had one but you don't.

Thanks for a great 2018, weirdos!!

HO HO HO! It's that time of year again. Time for the Super Pee Pee Time Christmas episode! This year, it's a double-feature:

THE TOY DESIGNERS:

The two most brilliant minds in toys are brought in for some last minute Xmas toy ideas. So if you ever wanted a doll of the Hulk's Girlfriend, TedLady, or a Chewbacca doll that will butter your trombone, these two will invent it.

CHRISTMAS ON THE FARM

Way back in Episode 50, we visited a...just a horrible farm. And now, this Christmas, we have finally come back for the sequel. Anyone out there who has ever kept their pay stubs from "Lick Me" or who kiss via smoke signals is sure to be confused.

It's the holiday season, and it's time for Mr. Waverly's class to do their school Xmas play! If you ever dreamed of having a GI Joe Sit Down Kit or a Mark-My-Words Barbie, this one's for you!

Are you ready for some football? No? Well, that's probably good because we're not really going to give you much of it. But if you want to hear about a degenerative disease in your beast area, this is your game. And if you want to hear a referee give out a penalty of seeing his noonoos, well, you're REALLY in luck. So sit back, let your velamints decompress, and enjoy!

We've got a double-header this week! And not just because the first half of the show is the 2 headed Barry White creature, preparing for their holiday party! They'll plan out all their holiday favorite things. Hot Everybody Paste, Sheepwax, and a pinata full of crusty oil.

And then, the Home Shopping Channel are here with some holiday treasures sure to delight everyone in the family. And also that walkoon, which is a raccoon that walks instead of runs. Get yourself a nice glass of glove juice, and enjoy the show!

Well, it's that time of year, when we once again visit the pilgrims and that fateful first Thanksgiving in the new world. Will we learn why they brought so many tongs with them? Will we learn how hard it was back then to major in Getting Dirty and Staying Dirty? Will we finally understand why those children's books have a worm wearing a boot and a hat and laderhosen?

Sure. Sure we will. Why wouldn't we learn those things?

Do you want to churn your own butter while your mom watches? Do you need a throw-up doll or a jar of pelicans? Have you notified your doctor that tetherball is no longer fun? Then you're in luck. The good people at Paloweeno and Hal Embry Ford are here to sell you some things. Be sure and notify your doctor if China is still where it's supposed to be.