When last we left ubersecretary Tassie and her boss, the evil Mr. Johanson, they...we...we have no idea what they were doing. But now, the superhero, Shy Cow Man, is causing them problems, and they've decided to take him down! How will they do it? Finding a way of snorkeling after dark (other than just, you know, doing it)? Starting an empire with a lonely pig? Maybe they'll cover their necks with bees. Who knows? We don't. You don't either. Enjoy!

The heroes of SuperGalactic have returned! And they are in big trouble. Strider Zorn and Grunk are on trial for their lives. Will they be able to prove their own innocence? Will Jorak help in even the tiniest of ways? What are giblets, really, and why do we have them? And do we really want to eat honey, given that it's something a bug made? All this and more!

It's that spooky time of year once again, friends. And you know what that means! Another installment of SUPER CREE-PEE TIME! This time, a group of teenagers decide to stay the night in a spooky old abandoned, haunted prison. Will they survive? How do you make kindling? Isn't it just small wood? How many ways are there to build a hiney? What do you use a "night cloth" for? How many bullet points of the outline will we actually address? All this, and so much less, brought to you by the Halloween Superstore, purveyors of Mario's Gift Oil Containers!

Dear friends, have you been stricken with a banjo that you can play with your eye? Do you lay awake nights thinking of a tombstone that says HERE LIES DIRT BABY? Do you ever rap some sick rhymes that violate medical privacy standards? Then this week's episode has your name written all over it.

And when you're done, if you're looking for some bourbon-soaked stories, why not check out The Unwritable Rant (http://morningneurosis.com/) featuring the bourbonista herself, Juliette Miranda. Tell her we sent you!

The game is afoot! Again! And I'm pretty sure we don't say that OR "elementary my dear Watson" in this, so what is Sherlock Holmes even doing? Well, he's in retirement, see? He's in the country, talking about heated limes and weird, freaky stuff with dolphins. But someone is threatening Dr. Watson. Will Holmes be able to save his old friend? WILL HE?

This episode starts off with a movie trailer that was sort of a special request from superfans Andy and Steve. We won't tell you what, exactly, it is, but it features Shovel, Jorak Mult, and OpalBear. If that means anything to you, you are probably Andy or Steve.

And then, we're back with our friends from Belgarad, Vlad and Valery with more advice on love, and how to listen to their radio show with or without a radio. They'll help you crease the back of a deer, and they'll help a woman who lays down with milk creatures, which are not necessarily cows.

And finally, there is a little nod to our OTHER pal also named Steve over at Sharp: The Podcast. Check out his show for all kinds of tips to help get you organized, alphabetized and productive. Ted and Carol compel you!

Fall is finally here, and Frank and Joe Gianetti have acquired a new restaurant! If you were wondering exactly how afraid you should be of a fish with a hand, or what it's like to wear pans made out of the aspirin that came out of the dirt pockets of a meat mouse, well, today is your day. Enjoy!

No one loves a museum science tour more than we do, everyone. The trudging, the learning. Looking at a "Pinnochium" whatever that is. Hearing about Eekmobile Syndrome. Singing all the old jingles for Tea Nuts. It's just a lot of fun. So if your coat of arms features a body part that is afraid, come on and join the tour!

Would you like someone to sell you Beast Powder? How about Lack Powder? Goon Paste? What about Church Cones?

OK, fine. How about an old fashioned news reel, featuring Coonie, the Raccoon that likes to cornhusk himself?

Well, if the answer is yes, no, one or the other, you're in luck! Or something! Enjoy!

And, we're back! Oh man, it is so weird to skip a couple of weeks. And now, it's about to get weirder.

It's time for "2 Moms on the Go" where a couple of moms review all the latest back to school gear. A gravy-based crutch, a donkey that doesn't know what to suck on like people do, a fudge tent, and that great old song, "Hurt Me In The Garbage" by Animal Boy!

We missed you weirdos!!