It's the 40's, see? And there's this guy and this dame, see? And they've been captured by a couple of gangsters. It's the classic love story. He canceled himself in her sink, and she knows how he got a burn and he doesn't. He used to call Jack O Lanterns "Belly Boy" and she'll never walk through a bomb again. It's that old tale. And here it is. Coming into your ears like you've got a shark for a Maitre D'.

Ahoy, humans! This is a bit of a minisode, and in it we head into the ring for the wrestling match of the century. Get ready for a one way ticket to hug town! Hammer Boy and Big Wossie are going to give each other everything they've got. So much, you're gonna wish you'd never been paid!

Step right up, ladies and gents, and let these two fast talking city slickers cure all your ills. Just rub this on your prattling area, and sprinkle this right on your bologna, and soon enough, never again will you pale in comparison to anything. Try it and see. Tell your friends. Tell your peach that is inviting you to a little party in your drawers. Tell the world!

Sometimes we decide "Let's do a children's story!" and just horrible things happen. But not this time! Well, there is the character who is happy that his blood came out. And the fudging of ghosts in the criminal nighttime. And we do talk about "Turtle Leopard Satan with a Dog Dick Shell." And farting into a kayak. Yeah. We probably shouldn't do too much children's theater. But we probably will.

Well, we've been through three years together. We've seen chamber mice, velamints, dagwood sandwiches, apples, and various able-bodied things. But now, it's time for year four. What will year four bring??

Will it bring delicious oven cakes, with the flavor of your baby's oven? Will it bring a mouth in the north and a mouth in the south as the yetis say? Apricots and leprechauts, which are Irish apricots? How about a cable car filled with chicken?

Who knows? But we'll be there, finding all of whatever it brings. And so will you. And we will all priss about with turkeys on our minds.

Well, well, well. Look who finished year three and is beginning year four without a special "this is the start of a new year" episode because they forgot that they have to record stuff a week ahead of time and so that episode is NEXT week's episode.

It's US. Three whole years of the silliest thing on the internet. Thanks for listening, thanks for the pouch full of Michelob lite. Thanks for checking all those birds out of that bird library. And especially thanks for that Mickey Mouse flavored cinnamon roll. We really needed that.

MINISODE TIME: Yes, due to some summer scheduling, this episode is short, and as sweet as a Boston Creme Doughnut. Or a Detroit Creme Doughnut. Or how about Astronomer Fudge? You'll learn how easy it is to make doughnuts in your own kitchen with no ingredients, and without burning your funk hand. Enjoy!

It's summertime, and that means vacations with the family, Lucifer help you. What better time than now to discover all the roadside attractions, museums, amusement parks and such that you might want to visit. Plus, all those wonderful holidays that you might find on the calendar, like Hurt-Your-Gus Day or maybe Peninsula Denial Day. How about a nice coonskin casserole, or some sleep grease made by sliding a hammer down a flight of stairs?

All this and so much less! Enjoy!

You know those great old cop shows where there's a murder, and also chaps made out of leprosy, dalmatian holes, and a beverage called "examinade"?

Sure. Sure, you do. We all do, Don. Your name is Don now. And I've called you out on it.

Enjoy the show! Or...well, it's audio. So...enjoy the tell?

It's Father's Day, just in time for a special holiday episode by two men who have/had marginal relationships with their fathers at best! YES.

There are some commercials, some of which are for Hal Embry Ford, some of which involve 99.5% financing, which is not great. We'll also head out to the beach where a father and son try to heal their relationship while talking about how dirt is a part of everything.

There is also the first charley horse in quite a little while, and it's a nice one. Just saying. Enjoy!