...and you know what that means.

Due to some scheduling snafus, this episode (and maybe the next one) are gonna be a little short. Minisode! Short but sweet! And horrible! And ridiculous!

Have you ever wanted to just get out there and go on a walking tour of a small, remote town? No. Of course not. How could you? But what if it were a special place where no one blinks? A place where you can learn about a cannon filled with tumors. A place whose first export was "children grease." A place where instrumental bluegrass music is called "close your mouth grass."

Yeah. Yeah, now, you're ready. Enjoy!

It's nearly summer, and that means the Craft Ladies are back with more things that are ugly and hard to make! If you've been looking for a gift for that special someone on your Lubrication Anniversary, maybe make them a nice chortling jacket, or if you just want to stop blaming your mom for sherbet enticement, they've got you covered!

How would you feel about a high stakes poker tournament where it's not entirely clear if even one hand is played? Where someone is guarding cranberries at the fruit vault, and there are four 11-year-old men? How about an insane harp player dropping from the sky, and a gas tank full of tambourine oil?

OK, then how about a witch trial where there is no real trial, no convictions or acquittals, and some of the guest witnesses are the worlds last living T-Rex and god himself? And a nice charity gift to Cookies Without Uglies, and the Hamburger Walk?

Sound good? Well, why not give it a listen anyway? Enjoy!

Sometimes, teens need a little help to learn how the world works. Well, we're here to help. If you want to be enjoyed by Putt-boy, or if your mom puts extra gaps in your sandwiches for you, if the kid who's bullying you got a hat from a mystery man, or if the old zookeeper wants to slap you with something he calls "slap paper," you need help. And we're here to give it to you. Enjoy!

Do you ever get that feeling where you just want to visit some old friends? Us neither! But in this case, we make an exception. Here's our chance to check in with:

-Ted the Life Coach, as he inspires you to reach through your corn!

-Carol, in her first day on the S.W.A.T. team, which goes great!

-Mama & Beatrice, where we hear of "gerbiling" a stranger

-Reverend Ben & Donald, and the Church of the Lack of Hardness

Plus some commercials, and nothing. Nothing else. That's it. Enjoy!

Sometimes your employees need to be oriented. These people need orientation. And even if our plans all turn to a cybernetic leprechaun giving birth out of his asshole, by god we're going to orient them.

The Ski Holes Corporation is here for you, to teach you about flexibility, competitive pay and a Thought God, which is a benefit, apparently. Please enjoy this with Jarvis, the squirrel with money problems!

Our intrepid explorers, Tarleton and Wilter, have returned with a new set of volumes. This time around it's: The world of the Supernatural!

Learn of the blank calendars that Sasquatches keep, the ghost of a hammer eater, family potato salad gatherings, and more!

And please, please remember: they say Wednesday is the Saturday of the middle of the week. And we believe them.

The Imps have returned, and this time they're trying to get a promotion. In order to move up, they need to help someone fall in love. They know nothing of towel birds, or people who make feet out of tires. But they're willing to try anyway!

Will they succeed? Will they get a delicious Turkey Leg on a Stick on a Hand? Will they figure out how to describe someone who is good at canoeing? Will they find a use for the mystical powder that you blast into your pants? Who knows? You don't! But after you listen, you might!

It had been too long since we'd done a children's show that was not at all for children. Well, not only did we do one, but it is even less for children than ever before. Just ask the camel. (note: please do not ask the camel. Nothing good can come of it.)

If you've ever wanted to hear an epic tale of adventure that included a mystical land where everyone loves Bryan Adams for some reason, a bird stolen by an evil man who laughs for no reason, and a village elder that has an inappropriate relationship with the aforementioned camels, then this is your time!

Enjoy! Subscribe! Come by twitter and say hello! Or say other things! We don't care, just stop by!

Sometimes in life, a couple needs a helping hand. An outside eye to help them find a new place in their relationship. Sometimes one of them has an erotic fixation on Casper the Friendly Ghost. Sometimes there is a stork behind glass with a sign that reads "Break Glass In Case Of Not Stork." Sometimes you farm for oysters thousands of miles from the ocean. Sometimes, folks, you just have to close up your helping holes, take a deep breath in, and then take another deep breath in, and just keep on breathing in....

And if that wasn't enough, we had a little "Hal Embry Ford" left over, so you've got that going for you, too!

If you enjoyed this nonsense, come by and see us on twitter and tell us what's wrong with you!