Oh, dear people. It's time. Time for a visit to Hal Embry Ford for more deals that are a little extra violent this week for some reason.

And then, it's time to bring down the final curtain on a career of a pair of magicians as they plan their final show. They'll reminisce on tales of the Tick Express, their old friend, Lovingza the Clown, an d their very first date, from which they still have some ice. You'll also hear about geese, which have become the most mentioned animal on our show for some reason. ENJOY.

Oh, hello. We didn't see you there. But now that you're here, it's time to learn all about the Gianetti Brothers' new restaurant, The Compound. It's got everything. Towel arrangement kits, all your bowling equipment, and various punch fluids. The works.

So get your coupon right under the picture of a chuckling ape with the sign that says "Hurt Me" and stop by the Compound for the fanciest night of your stupid life.

This may be the record for the quickest we've ever forgotten our character names. I think we remember them eventually. And then probably forget them again.

Notwithstanding, it's an adventure in the wild areas around the globe! We will visit a great number of animals that we easily could have stayed home and seen right in town. Mice, gerbils, a horse. We'll visit Africa where we will meet a familiar character who is named "Little Klaw" this time. We'll go to Australia where their favorite cereals are "Plix" and "Crazy Up a Tree Flakes." And we'll visit South America where the jaguars are busy for some reason. Enjoy!

It's time for a tale. A tale of two sandwich makers with a dream. Well, a lot of dreams. They wanted to make an eyeball venison burger, a fudge tiger, or a Mister Paul's Big Balls Fish Sandwich. But they needed a little help. Will they find it? Well, you'll just have to listen and see. Hear, I mean. You won't see anything different when you're listening. If you do, though, definitely let us know. That sounds wild.

Two of the friendliest of all possible gentlemen decide to take a nice walk. What could go wrong? A ham trap? Maybe. Snort Flakes Cereal? Possibly. Davy Crockett's last words about almonds? Most likely.

And all of it is brought to you by gopher's teeth, a coloring book that is one step away from madness, and other things that will really surprise you unless you know about them.

We love all of you weirdos.

From beyond the cosmos, whatever that means, it's...SUPERGALACTIC. Our intrepid space travelers, Strider Zorn and Grunk, are back for yet another sci-fi adventure. We kind of forgot about where we left off last time, so we just kind of went with it.

A nitrogen storm cripples their spacecraft, forcing them to land on a filthy world where brothels with peanut firing ranges and tea-flavored bug arrangement kits are, you know, around. They meet an old "friend" of Grunk's who has plans for their demise. Or does he!? Or DOESN'T he?! Huh? HUH???

It's episode 136, and you know what that means! SCIENCE! Two scientists from a company that may or may not make falling cupcakes are conducting several scientific studies. Their subjects try to answer their questions, but also end up talking about potato toilets, mustard meat, and monkey friction. So much science happens, guys. Like, a lot of science.

Grandma and Grandpa are back! When last we heard from them, it just occurs to me, they were about to die in a submarine. But that didn't slow them down. And, just in time for Valentine's day, it's their special anniversary dinner!

Listen in awe as we discuss leave-it-behind powder, maybe posts, Grandma tells their dog, Blaster, a bedtime story about murder and pills. All the most romantic stuff in the damn world. So scoot your cuttlefish over to the old Victrola and listen good! Enjoy!

Well, it had to happen sometime. Last week, Vlad & Valery said what we were going to do "next time" and we almost kind of do that the next week.

Yes, Vlad and Valery are back, with much confusion about how people can listen to their radio show with or without a radio. They help people. It's what they do. You might need help with your golfing machine, you might work at an ugly library. Maybe you just want to organize a fun run for the "How Is Your Dog" foundation. They can help.

And then, a brief presentation from the Toy Designers from, among other episodes, OUR VERY FIRST EPISODE! So if you've been waiting all your life for a Second Fork Barbie, or a Little Baby I Hate Opening Things, they've invented them just for you.

It was going to be a return to "Fishin' and Fishin' with Harlan Stetson and Billy Whitefeather" but Cade wanted to play Carol Channing, so it's that. Learn what aspects of ice fishing are pleasing to the wax nipples, and which relate to your grandpa's elementary school violence teacher. Break out the logging cream and massage HolyMan's ray gun, and happy fishing!

And then, it's a tease with Vlad & Valery! They're back, and talking about the "Beach Boys" of Belgrade, which was "Hat Friend."

Enjoy this, people. We are all you have. We're it.