Well, it's springtime, and that means only one thing: decorative crafts made with feet in mind! That's right, Jeannie and Charlotte are back, with a visit from the Adhesive King and Hadry, the man who ran for squirrel. So if you enjoy crafts that involve eating Popeye's mouth or a glass -filled butter bomb, this is the episode for you. Share it with someone who you want to puzzle!!

Well, it's that time of year, when basketball dreams all come true! Buzzer beaters, cinderella stories, and of course a manta ray that has taken an interest in FoliageBall (i.e. competitive foliage-appreciation.) So fire up your poultry machine to turn around your chicken leg when you're done eating it on that side, and listen to the most thrilling locker room speech of all time ever to include the word "pilocchio."

When immortal beings clash, the earth shakes. Also, you will overload your bank account with goo, and a GordonFish will do your taxes from a lake. So eat the eyebrow of a heartbroken oreo, and listen to this classic battle royale between the Imps and a pair of surly leprechauns. Enjoy!

You know those folks old diners where the cheesecake has been enslaved, and you can have them send over a big steaming beehive? The kind that makes that special wopner sauce made in the grease that falls off a radio? Well, come on in, pull up a seat. Tarleton and Wilter will be there, and if you're good, maybe they'll sign your grunion!

Dear friends, did you miss your local spaghetti drop last month? Have you suffered a camel attack? Do you own a moose, but not know you own it? Do you enjoy Sherbet Valley's Criminal Paste? Well, if you answered "a thong worn by a chimney sweep" to any of these questions, our old friends, Reverend Ben and Donald, have a message for you. Enjoy!

What happens when two scientists share data only to find a strange object hurtling towards the earth? What happens when people are too afraid to use solid eyedrops? What is a custom replica of a forgery? And what kind of ninja would load his nunchucks into a fiddle? All these questions and zero answers in this week's Super Pee Pee Time! Come say hi on twitter (@SuperPeePeeTime) won't you?

Are you looking for a lovely getaway for Valentine's Day? Somewhere you can buy oils scented like a sumo wrestler's computer? Do you need a vacation in a place that understands that chimpanzees are allergic to thighmasters? Well, Ernesto de la Paz and Margaret Boheen have a new spa location just for you. Bring a dying clam and enjoy!

What's that you say? You're in Europe, and you're looking for an experience so fancy that your plugs will come out? So fancy that your jerky will be exposed to team sports? So fancy that your bees will crave underwear? Well, the Gianetti brothers have opened a new restaurant that's even fancier than a werewolf with a hammer, and you're invited!

What's that you say? You're having a little car trouble? Is it the kind where you want someone to dislocate their shoulders and crawl up the tailpipe to check out the trouble? Do you have a nurse that lives in your car who occasionally tells you that you are driving, whether you're driving or not? Of course you do. Well, you've come to the right place!

This week, it's time for a little of this, a little of that, a little of the other thing. We start with actual us actually chatting about how snipers poop. And then, we go back and forth between commercials for products that offer a "bacon way to give" and such...and some intense movie trailers brought to you by Everybody Hates Birds Productions. Fun!