Guys, we don't know if you remember way back to Episode 66 (66: The Lost Tragedy of King Madregon and the Irradiated Wonderpants) but there were two mystical imps in an enchanted forest, imparting strange knowledge which, like literally everything, is void where prohibited. You can't do it where you can't do it. Or something. And they're back! The imps.

They have come through some sort of portal to tell a lady and an overly sensitive guy who is holding a radio, "Say Anything" style, over his head. That guy goes by Frank or David, and he really doesn't care which one.

Enjoy this episode, knowing that it comes with a free coupon for one dollar off a dead crazy person.

Order in the courtroom! It's time for what was intended to be a sort of "12 Angry Men" kind of a deal, but kind of went another way. Longtime listeners of our show will be shocked by that fact, but hopefully you'll recover in time for this very fun episode.

Everyone on the jury hates babies, one of them has a fighting maneuver he calls "underwear pie" which he learned from his gopher. But they can't agree on a verdict. And then...I mean...something happens. They end up in the forest with a son dying of exposure, and his dad has been hiding a locomotive he brought camping with him. It all makes more sense in context. Sadly, you won't have any context, so it won't make sense.

If you've enjoyed our absurd time together, why not leave us a glowing review, in which you mention what pretzeling has done to your size? No reason.

Hey, you look like you could use a nice spa day. No? Well, how about a really weird spa day where you talk a lot about what kinds of careers you see for your butt, and you talk a lot about E.T. and what he did when the gay circus came to town? Sound better? Great! Come on in!

If you enjoyed your time at our spa, why not leave us a lovely review over at iTunes? Or just tell a friend? Or just come see us on twitter and say hi. Regardless, just remember: fire is more afraid of you than you are of it.

Are you ready for a chillagriating, tortallious journey into the world of volumes of things? Tarleton and Wilter are, and they're not alone. Not only are Mama & Beatrice with them, but there's a horse named Trudy, and...you know...some other people of some kind. And they will be exploring the bottom halves of various dinosaurs, including some fossils that will make you forget about ice tea. If you're into that.

So if you've ever wanted to know about dinosaurs, fossils, bulging out of things, or a walking tour of pantries of people who are at work right now, this is the episode for you. Honestly, it's for you even if you didn't want to know about those things. And it's 80% guaranteed!

Thanks for listening! Put on your paid-for pickle pajamas and enjoy!

Ho there, now. Just whoa down your horses and other whoa-able items and sundries.

I honestly don't know why I whoa'd you. I apologize. Everyone deserves to continue through life, unwhoa'd by anyone.

Not unlike this here text description, this episode kind of wanders off and doesn't really come back, exactly. We were going to do a Law & Order type thing, but at least one of us didn't seem to know what Law & Order goes like. So it was different.

And it was brought to you by a slew of commercials, including your old friends at Hal Embry Ford. There's a tool kit by A-Holes Anonymous. There's an insurance company that helps out if you spent all your money choosing cheese. All this, plus a new camel on the police force are just waiting for you. Get in there, fools!

It's our first new-new episode of our 3rd year, and it's off to the frontier! Pioneers on their homestead, making horrible foods and polishing their ghost areas. We think you'll enjoy a nice bowl of uncle corn, and some Elmer pie.

And just remember, ice skating is falling down, but on purpose!

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So, you thought we'd celebrate our second anniversary with just one clip show? Have you met us? Anything that's with doing is worth doing for far too long. And so, here we are with the thrilling conclusion to our clip show to end all clip shows...

We've got an adult wearing a bathing suit that's really for a child, an operating manual for an open faced tomato holder, Ebenezer Scrooge, and several truly spectacular charley horses.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening!

Happy Anniversary to us! Yes, it's been TWO YEARS of this nonsense, and we decided to celebrate with some of our favorite clips. In a sane universe, this would be a "blooper reel." But of course we don't cut out the bloopers because we don't live in a sane universe.

This week's episode is the early stuff, right from the very first episode. You'll hear all about a gangsta rap, the reason Uncle Sasquatch is named Uncle Sasquatch, a shame nozzle, and Captain Peanut Butter on the Lake of Cameras.

And a special shoutout/thank you goes out to our superfan, Andy Simmons, who helped us find some of this insanity.

Can't we start all over again? No? Ok, cool, whatever, we didn't even WANT to, ok?

If you like this foolishness, make sure you subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, wherever you get your podcasts. And leave us a 5 star review, share it with your weirdo friends, all of it.

But mostly, thank you for hanging out with us and listening to this stuff. We love our listeners. All eleven of you.

An outbreak of LooDoos disease is rampaging through a hospital. Only two doctors can stop it. And they feel like talking about other things, so, you know, get off their backs, OK?

You'll hear all about poorly selling transformers, various symptoms, a legal-themed pizza parlor for children, a dagwood, a velamint, and so much more.

And in this, the last episode of year two, we have a first: a guest star! Glory, Cade's daughter, graciously decided to come on the show as Matilda, the brave patient suffering from...well, there's a barnacle and a chicken nugget on steroids. It's hard to really say what all was wrong with her. We know you'll enjoy hearing her yell at us.

Thanks so much for listening, you people of earth. Without you...I mean, we would still be doing this, but we'd be really sad about it probably.

How on earth is GeraldBurger going to get the right kind of ideas for their theme park: GeraldBurgerWorld? Let's go to the phones!

You'll hear all the standard ideas, of course. Whispered recipes for ice cubes. The Moistened Milk Covered Cat Creature Parade. A button to press in case of oregano. But that's not all. There's more. I can't remember what more, but I know there's more, it's like 40 minutes of stuff.

Enjoy! And if you DO enjoy, tell a friend, tell a stranger. Tell a tree that you think is close to evolving and achieving sentience. Subscribe, leave us a nice review on iTunes, whatever you like. We'll just be over here, enjoying our cross-eyed snowmobile rider fries.