Well, it's that time of year, when all the presents are ready for Santa to deliver them. There's Looby the nerf football, there's Norkle, the squeezey frog and Chrome the robot...and there's OpalBear with whom you should not make eye contact unless you want him to fiend you, whatever that is. Krampus sneaks into the North Pole workshop to steal the toys and ruin Christmas...unless they stop him. Will they? Will OpalBear get any takers for the "Let's garfield each other with Chinese parts"? (Maybe and probably not.) Enjoy, and Merry Whatever!

Well, Santa Claus just doesn't have it in him this year, and Christmas is in danger. It's up to the elves to cheer him up. This is for all of you for whom Christmas means v-necking a gopher or opening your new Susie Hair-Hair doll, or just remembering to read the farm manual.

This week, we've got a couple of super agents pitching their two biggest stars some ideas for holidays they might want to do. Like "The Budgie's Outhouse" or "The Night Prancer Fared Poorly." The kind of thing you'd see starring Peanut Butter Franklin, or some cremated tangerines. Enjoy!

You know how sometimes you mess up your schedule, and you've got a thanksgiving episode the week after thanksgiving? Sure, sure you do. And that episode is a couple of farmers getting at a roadside stand, looking to sell stuff on thanksgiving? You know, toenail pie, king kong soup bowls, elbow cream, that sort of thing? Well, this is sort of like that in some small way.

It's that special time of year, when you might need to buy a rabbit-flavored torque wrench, or a boo boo protector. Or maybe you need to wee wee over a cliff onto a hosiery clerk, or locate a VCR that has been used as a toilet. Well, we've got you covered. The home shopping network has all your Thanksgiving needs, plus a pumpkin that represents damnation! Enjoy!

Sometimes, when you need to know about dinosaurs, you just need a couple of experts to set you straight. You need to know about a Gary-shaped hole, or squeezing lemon juice onto a praying mantis, for example? These two are your guys. Especially if you're a lady in a nunchuck sweater, or a shirt-flavored hat.

You know those after school specials on TV, where there's a kid with some problems -- say he's got a chargers tattoo on his face and a natural diagram of a wolfman on his back, that sort of stuff? And he's worried that the kids are going to razz him.. But then there's a contest where the prize is a feces doberman and he's determined to win it, and maybe he'll learn a lesson in the process? Well, this is just like that? Enjoy!

You know those fancy dog grooming contests? You know, the ones where you have to geese yourself in private? And where sideways is not an option? You know, the ones where "zither powder" arranges itself in the shape of an organ donor? Talking dogs, the whole thing? Well, this is one of those. Enjoy!

Well, we did it. We did a "part 2" instead of just totally abandoning the premise! The Mummy has captured Rebecca! Will Charles free her? Will the Halloween Superstore sell something that smells like the booster seat at a Shoney's? The answers to these questions and less are just a click away!

It's that time of year again! The time for spooky stuff like ruby-encrusted irons, golden pine sol containers, and THIS! The Curse of the Mummy! A Super Cree-Pee Time Spectacular in TWO EPISODES! Today: part 1, where Rebecca and Charles, two archaeologists, you know, look for mummies and stuff. And they wear t-shirts that say "I'm With Cheddar" and they try to baby a horseradish salesman. Stuff like that! Enjoy!