We're back! And there's trouble brewing in the city. There's a madman on the loose, and he's got hostages. So make sure to feed a clock to a bear, rub a golfer without their knowledge, or lick your weight in sheep oil. Your choice!

Our favorite restauranteurs are back, with the kind of fanciness that chilled their grandmother's trampoline salesman's goiter off! You might not be able to handle this kind of fanciness, but if you succumb to binary quail disease, you'll write a thank you note from beyond the grave. Enjoy!

This week, we've got a couple of door-to-door salesmen and their murderer friends, working their way up the street, trying to make a sale. Looking for a set of steak knives and a set of pork knives? How about a melon baller on wheels? What about you circle around a shark, see how he likes it. Well, if you're in the market for any of that or an Ancient Egyptian Toe-Mobile Set, you're in luck! Enjoy!

It's the Old West. Seems like a quiet night in the saloon when suddenly, a stranger blows into town with a map to a hidden gold mine! Who will get his gold? The old bartender who went to wafer college? The saloon girl who just fell off the Whoremobile? The local tough guy with something he calls a "gun"? Who knows? Probably even we don't, even after it's all over. But still, fun!

It's an invasion! A group of aliens who are developing a new way to mosey are preparing an attack on the earth. After photocopying a wild pig and bringing out a nice tray of Charleston powder, they're pretty suck. But then...a life coach appears! Maybe one whose name you know...

Get in there now!

You know those little shops where you can buy just about anything? Like a hat or a horn, or Ambush Wafers, or a set of Pantry Demons? You know the place, where you can find a slurpee in Uncle On My Mind flavor? Well, our story takes place in one of those. Enjoy it with a triscuit covered in purse powder!

Sometimes, a superhero goes away for so long, you just can't quite remember what episode was the one in which he was last seen. This is about to be one of those times. If you read the "My Hose is Going Crazy Gazette" or if you're in the market for a supervillain named "Longing for Certs Man," well, this is the episode for you. The thrilling conclusion of Shy Cow Man starts...NOW. (click play.) Ok, NOW.

The game's afoot! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are discussing how a baby moose is trying to be a baby fat dog, when Mrs. Hudson comes in with a case! Her beloved sister is experiencing strange phenomena not unlike when Dr. Watson was in India and he was flattened by a bear. Will Holmes solve the case? Well, we didn't get through much of the outline, so probably no. But it's a small price to pay for a weekend's supply of bathing sauce.

We're back with a walk through the woods outside of Whoreville, searching for beautiful wildlife and really gross scientists. If you've ever wanted to go to the Sorbonne for a symposium on birds' faces, or if you just like to put a miniature saddle on a turkey club like it's a little horse, well, this one's for you.

This weeks episode is just a shortie, but with all the nutritional elements of a regular episode. There's Magic Forest Pants Power, a waitress with a taste for birds, a little girl who dreams of a Magnum P.I. doll. All the stuff you might expect. Enjoy it with Carl, who lost his job down at the Clam Yard!