It's time for a few guys from Mr. Waverley's class to get together for a little table top RPG action. I've you ever played D&D, or just wanted to have a dagger of donkey understanding, a trident of peeing overboard, or some cinnamon back pants, this one's for you! Or even if you've ever thought of a penguin as an uncle of another bird. It's for you, too! Get in there!

Is your hat flavored like a church? Do you have a syndrome that makes your eyes look like your ears? Well, then, looks like it's time for a visit to the folksy ol' country doctor. Just take one pill at pretzel hour every time the top half of your body sins against the bottom half, and part your hair on the inside of your head. You'll be just fine.

Holy crap, we're back! We've missed you! Did you miss us? Did you want to hear one of those late night talk shows where they bring on a zoo keeper? And he brings on all kinds of animals like a Wacky Thumb Baby that is indigenous to Stuart's house? Or a cross between a cheetah, a leopard, and a board? Or a t-shirt that says, "IF YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO THIS SHIRT THEN YOU ARE"? Well, then this is your lucky week. Stay safe out there, ding dongs!

You know how sometimes you need a nice cup of coffee? No, like, a really GOOD cup of coffee, from one of those coffee shops where the coffee is roasty, like the underwear of a giant? Where you leaf through pamphlets about screwing while you have some owl cakes and shunning cream? Well, grab a chair, take a sip, and enjoy this episode!

Nothin' like a day on the farm. You get up, you farm, a lot. Then you just keep right on farming. You do it even if you fall off a chairlift into a bottle of chastity oil. You don't stop farming, even if your mama got a pickle stuck in her werewolf. This episode is like that. With all the farming a farm could want.

A couple of patrolmen, in the car, in a town where lemonade is waiting for you. They sew their own guns, they inhale next to doorknob shops, and they've got a tangerine just waiting to give in. You know - COPS. Get in there now, before you come across any knee-high cranberry merchants!

This week, it's a harrowing tale from the depths of the briny deep. The kind of story that involves PorchMaster, the Master of all Porches, and a whale's big friend, Arthur. Learn all about the Australian ritual of sweetening a rake, and it's all brought to you by BewareBarn. Enjoy!

Today, it's everyone's favorite obstacle course game show, brought to you by Friendliness Ice Cream's Beat One, Eat Your Car Sale! So, if you're in the mood for a big blackened beef salad or a sad-flavored Michelob straight from the neck of a troll, this one's for you!

You know those survival shows where a couple of guys have to survive deadly wig-wearing vapor snakes and hose animals, and lie down in the shape of a radio? Where you learn about egg nog and mel nog, and how you can't loan a dolphin because no one would give them back? Yeah? Really? Well, this is like that.

Our beloved friend, Miss Issatelia and her manservant, Reginald or Franklin or something, have returned. Miss I's granddaughter, Cholestria (ask your doctor if Cholestria is right for you) is all in a kersnizzle. Her beau, Scriggy, is penniless, and a terrible match, and her grandmother has set up meetings with all the most eligible bachelors in town. One of them has a sneeze defender. And a hedgehog, maybe. Enjoy it with someone you love. Or someone you tolerate, but can enjoy being around when you're laughing.