Why are Jehovah's Witnesses forbidden to celebrate Christmas? Their website, built by 'holy spirit' and the Governing Body, gives four reasons why they aren't allowed to celebrate Jesus birth, have a tree, put up lights or give gifts to family. We unwrap these presents from heaven … and what's inside is both insulting and absurd. 

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In perhaps the most striking example of how deluded the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses are, we take a look at their boss' Jesus diatribe against a group he hated during his visit to planet earth... a little group known as the Pharisees... and how the Governing Body either has comprehension issues, Jesus changed his mind about the Pharisees when he got back to heaven or those guys in upstate New York decided on their own to steal and emulate the playbook of a group that their King referred to as 'serpents set to burn in Gehenna' … Laughs will be had.

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For the better part of a century, the Governing Body have claimed that Jehovah's Witnesses are the 'happiest people on earth.' But a quick look at the people inside a Kingdom Hall raise a lot of questions. Not only do they look unhappy, but they're regularly reminded that any happiness they DO experience isn't deserved anyway. And if you don't like that message... there is a fireball waiting for you at Armageddon. Let's take a look at their 'happiness' and how this can go from comedy to tragedy. 

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The world of Jehovah’s Witnesses is all about control. The Governing Body have built a CULTure that eliminates personality, individuality, self esteem…. In favor of compliance to man made rules found nowhere in the Bible. Listen in as we examine how and why millions are led to believe that Jehovah and his son Jesus, are very concerned with fashion, hairstyles, cosmetics and more. NOTE: 40,000 precious children will die today in developing countries from lack of food and water. But we are blessed to know that the Almighty isn’t too distracted by all that to be sure that men are shaving.

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Each congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses is led by a Body of Elders, a mish mash of personalities that publishers are supposed to believe will shepherd and guide them through the 'last days of this system of things.' However, most know they are primarily enforcers for the Governing Body. Where did this come from? We take a look at the 'personalities' that make up a typical group of elders. Warning: Laughs are had.

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Despite the Bible's command against drunkenness, overdrinking has worked it's way into the everyday life of Jehovah's Witnesses... and it's not just the publishers. From biblical characters held up as examples, to the modern day Governing Body... many of them can't resist a stiff drink. Listen in as we take a look at why getting buzzed, tipsy or straight hammered drunk is often overlooked in JW culture. We have some stories.

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The Governing Body twists itself in knots to get eight million people to believe that they 'want' to serve a publishing company in upstate NY. We take a look at the concept of 'free will' as taught to Jehovah's Witnesses and how a tree, a fish and many other factors lead to consequences that end in misery.

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Jehovah's Witnesses are known for their door to door, house to house preaching work. But does it make sense? Is it effective? Was it even commanded? We take a look at the misery of field service, from oversized car groups and 'not at homes'... to why they do it all. Listen in!

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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses attempt to use the Bible and their 'inspired' publications to paint a picture of a loving god who makes decisions in the best interest of his children here on earth. We take a look at examples, past & present … and it raises some QUESTIONS! 



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“Love your neighbor”… seems like a simple command. Why don’t Jehovah’s Witnesses get involved in their community? Give to charities? Feed the homeless? Donate clothing or money to those in need? The Governing Body discourages it and frequently ask that all resources be sent to them in New York. But it’s WORSE than you think! The needs and protection of children, as well as those in life or death circumstances are ignored in favor of … ‘hope’ in a fairy tale… and a Watchtower magazine.

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