Surviving Paradise

Recent flashes of 'new light' are changing the religion of Jehovah's Witnesses. We give you three reasons why the Governing Body's desperation is palpable.

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Despite a 100% failure rate on end of world predictions and flip flopping doctrinal changes, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses is going to remind us all to be faithful. They cite King David as a great example. I don't think they know what 'faithful' means.

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Governing Body Update #4 features NEW LIGHT from heaven, that includes the claim that Heaven's Eleven don't make rules, please stop holding their hand... and with Satan on the loose, Jesus is focused on clinking glasses!

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The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses is telling parents to protect children from 'disturbing news.' Who is protecting children from the Governing Body?

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Plot twist: God himself exposes the entire organization of Jehovah's Witnesses as a man made scam... with two verses in the book they claim to hold dear. 

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Let the insults begin! This month's JW Broadcast features the graduation ceremony for the 157th Class of Gilead, including the latest installment of their talk show and one, would be king, confessing that some Jehovah's Witnesses are really annoying.  

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You can't make this up. An organization claiming to represent Jesus Christ that is worth billions, who is creating asset management companies; who is building a state-of-the art movies studio and much more... is calling all other religions a symbolic whore for for making money on their faith. 

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Despite having his story recorded in the Bible centuries ago, Jehovah's Witnesses will be treated to more of Jesus Christ self made movie about that same story. Taking time away from saving lives, the heavenly Executive Producer has asked the Governing Body to show us several interesting moments from early in his ministry, including his baptism, his sturdy build, his ties to Australia and more! 

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All Jehovah's Witnesses have access to a local body of elders, that they are told, are appointed by means of Jesus Christ, his Father and Holy Spirit. Sisters are encouraged to target these men for husbands; publishers are told they're reliable and there to protect them. It's time to encourage every JW male to reach out for the privilege of elder. Why? There is no greater way to access the true nature of the organization. 

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The only website powered by Holy Spirit features an article on racism this month. Taking a look at the organization's history, as well as modern day observations, reveals a deeply disturbing pattern. Should the Governing Body be commenting on racism?

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