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10. Dan still sucks. Here's an article trying to prove otherwise.

9. BELLY FLOP BODY SLAM

8. Mike is employed by Snickers.

7. Rodney’s imitations.

6. Dammit, Jenn.

5. Tyler wins at balancing because he never moves/talks anyway.

4. Fake Idol. Fake Idol Music. Mike Want Fake Idol.

3. Pre-tribal scramble.

2. Nobody knows what’s happening.

1. Bye New Malcolm

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10. Rodney’s oblivious understanding of Survivor.

9.  Shirin is afraid of lava.

8.  Joe’s picks.

7.  Idol fever.

6.  Dan - the bully who knows math.

5.  Jeff and Shirin play charades, but that wasn’t the immunity challenge.

4.  Otwuit, Otpulay, Otluast.

3.  Pre-tribal scramble.

2.  Hali gives perhaps best quote in survivor history.

1. Dave is not a prophet.

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10. Mike does damage control... again.

9. It’s a merge! Even though Will doesn’t think it is…!

8. ‘Merica. No, seriously. That’s the tribe name.

7. Dan "isn't going anywhere" :(

6. Tyleryn.

5. Blue Collar can't quit each other.

4. Life bites Jenn.

3. Will and Won't.

2. Jenn plays the idol.

1. Purple Kelly 2 goes home.

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10. Carolyn: “we’re tolerating her at this point.”

9. Bash Brothers have sex.

8. Marc doesn’t have to name his newest child after Hali.  

7. Turtle metaphors.

6. Tyler's invisible winner edit.

5. The Four Impenetrable Horseman.

4. The decision to throw a challenge.

3. The actual challenge throwing.

2. Dan sweet talks Sierra back into the fold.

1. Juaquin, Joaquine, Joaquiné and Joaquin are voted out.

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10. Mike kills a snake and people like him again.

9. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

8. Stingrays and boiling water.

7. Jane Doe

6. EVERYONE IS SEXIST

5. Chicken parm and tuna fish and Lindsey don’t mix.

4. The most uneven tribe merge ever.

3. The swing votes on each tribe.

2. Max and Shirin plot openly in the corner.

1. The Fall of Max Dawson.

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10. Monkey Sex.

9. Dan's mouth.

8. Hali's three favorite things.

7. New Malcolm and New Dawn.

6. Is Will a good player?

5. Joaq and Shirnoonoo

4. Blue Collar, Texas & God.

3. The Nina-You-Stand-Here strategy.

2. What is Nina's true collar?

1. Bye Nina :(

10. When Jeff says [person] voted out last tribal council, and people are ALWAYS surprised.

9. The alpha male of No Collar.

8. Hatch 2.0

7. Amazon Girls 2.0

6. People are actually having fun on Survivor again, except for Mike, who wants people to do stuff.

5. Weirdly, they prepared for the immunity challenge.

4. Will’s “health”.  Nina - STFU

3. Why are so many people wanting to vote out so many people this early?

2. Jenn breaks the fourth wall at tribal. Also, is Jeff a vampire?

1. Goodbye Vince Fly Sly

10. Jeff lays out all the personalities so even the dumbest person can understand.

9. Are people their archetypes, or are archetypes informing the people?

8. “Deceive or honesty”

7. Dan.

6. Vince is crazy in love... three hours in.

5. Take out the cognition.

4. Carolyn making all the moves.

3. What are the alliances.

2. So’s tribal council performance.

1. SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOTE: this is our second upload of the draft. For those who already downloaded the draft this morning - our apologies. It was cut in half for some reason. We're going to ask Yahoo! Answers and/or Shirin, and figure out what happened.

We're back, whether you like it or not. 

From theorizing on this being a secret Blood vs Water season to actual strategy talk, we picked our 'World's Apart' teams.

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10. Jaclyn and Natalie fight for Jon's love.

9. Keith’s advantage was advantageous.

8. Missy hobbling everywhere. 

7. Keith: “take two”

6. Natalie makes the biggest idol play of the game.

5. Jeff gives up on Jaclyn, which is how you win.

4. Jaclyn keeps Natalie because nothing makes sense.

3. The pageant queen jury speech.

2. Production manufactured questions. Josh thinks the jury was drunk...

1. WINNNNNER TWINNNNNIEEEEEE