Josh makes a bold prediction, Dave hates himself for talking about Rocker so much, and Marc is still squirming from the Baylor/Missy fight.

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10. Josh's reason for voting for Baylor is because he likes Baylor?

9. Rocker has to play with a girl. Ew.

8. The Hunahpu tribe gets grounded.

7. Baseball cards fall from the sky.

6. Immunity challenge is a birthday present for Kelley.

5. #Inspirationoftheexes

4. Strategy from the racist/bigot/sexist guy.

3. Strategy from the kind/smart/interesting guy.

2. Deciphering the tribal council vote.

1. Neither Val or Leonardo DiCaprio are getting an Oscar this year.

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The TOP TEN moments

10. Keith existing.

9. Dale the Boy Scout.

8. Cue the violins, here's some sad stories.

7. Jeremy's decisions.

6. Finding not-an-idol.

5. Dave becomes a botanist.

4. JOHN CARRYING THE TEAM ON HIS BACK

3. The most offensive thing this episode wasn't said by John Rocker.

2. Trying to figure out these alliances.

1. Goodbye, Nadiyah.

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Marc and Dave recap a top ten filled to the brim with exclusive clips, including a special acceptance speech by Eric - the winner of the Top Ten Cagayan Draft.

10. Loved ones come instead of a picnic

9. Kass wins immunity. We almost liked her.

8. Spencer ALMOST convincing Tony to take him to final three

7. The Odd Couple

6. Spencer gets voted out.

5. The weird live show commercials/interviews.

4. Tony did not sleep this entire season.

3. Final Immunity

2. Woo just wants to get to the vote.

1. The Jury. Marc almost liked Trish for a second.

Tony wins!

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10. Tony talks Llama

9. Ponderosa hates Trish. Trish likes apples.

8. Tony's mud surface area.

7. Jeff was REALLY selling that pizza.

6. Medication time.

5. Tony hits, as Spencer slides into immunity.

4. Do you think I’m stupid?

3. Kass’s brilliant plan

2. Kass’s brilliant jury management

1. Trish goes out. It's really hard and deep for Tony.

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10. Tony isn’t afraid of bullets.

9. Kass and Tony fight. Nobody wins.

8. Spencer and Kass meet children. Yikes.

7. Someone is actually welcomed at Ponderosa.

6. Tasha instigates an argument in a secret scene.

5. Woo becomes Oprah.

4. The strategy of flushing the idol at this point.

3. The Wigglesworth Curse

2. Jerks don't get money

1. Tasha goes home. Sad.

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This episode covers everything from 80's porn music to Jeff Probst's former job on Celebrity Jeopardy. But mostly, we take about episode 10 or Survivor: Cagayan.

10. Trish finds something in Woo's pants.

9. Spencer out-awkwards himself.

8. Woo gets woozy. Jeff is turned on.

7. Worst or best auction yet?

6. Tony doesn't get any help around the house.

5. Jefra's past.

4. Tony's weekly immunity idol find.

3. Spencer would kill Tony in chess.

2. Tony shows off his bling.

1. Jefra is #Blindsided. Most of Twitter ignores that hashtag.

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10. No one makes sense, except for Tony. This is our life now.

9. Google Jeremiah Wood

8. Letters from mom = change alliances.

7. Jeff talks balls.

6. Woo doesn't die.

5. Jeremiah's Ponderosa experience.

4. WARTH POGLY FRON

3. The Spy Shack's triumphant return.

2. Madea Goes To Cagayan.

1. Spencer plays an idol, and can't stop rolling his tongue around in his mouth.

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10. Spencer has 0% of liking Kass again.

9. Morgan or an old dog.

8. Unlikely pairs.

7. Morgan's Ponderosa/Sarah's Makeover

6. Outback Steakhouse Reward Challenge brought to you by Outback Steakhouse.

5. Blockhead challenge.

4. Spencer finds a clue.

3. Woo steals a clue.

2. Spencer finds an idol.

1. Morgan isn't 40.

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After nearly 2 hours of techincal difficulties, and even more time editing, the recap for episode 10 is here.

10. Three cheers for Tribal Council

9. The Tyler Perry Twist.

8. Jeremiah “you knows” in this deleted scene.

7. Role reversal.

6. Tony earns a new fan.

5. Kass and Sarah and Trish Meowing.

4. Trish’s big move.

3. Sarah’s downfall. A tribute.

2. Idol Play

1. Kass flips her vote and sanity switch in her head. Follow @SurvivorTopTen for live Tweets during the show!