10. Exile Island reluctantly returns.

9. Jon finds the idol on Mountain Drew (do the Drew).

8. Keith attempts strategy.

7. #TACOOVERLOAD

6. Baylor doesn’t like Josh because... he’s... not being Christian…?

5. Baylor and the boyz.

4. Michelin on the road.

3. Jeremy wins immunity, but did it change the game?

2. Dark horses everywhere.

1. Farts Happen, so does Josh getting voted out.

10. Jon quotes Kat.

9. “I miss John [Rocker]” is a sentence that was said out loud.

8. The confusing new tribal allegiences.

7. Terrible tribe name.

6. Keith forgets a birthday, but remembers to win immunity.

5. Is Exile Island gone?

4. OH MY GAWD DID YOU KNOW MISSY WAS DIVORCED.

3. Julie will “share with who she likes.”

2. Alec provides the most awkward moment in Survivor history.

1. Julie leaves and Jeff tells a story by the campfire.

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10. Drew takes a nap, but Keith doesn't spank him.

9. Jeremy isn't happy at Hero Arena.

8. Wes wins the pizza box carrying challenge. Crying happens.

7. Keith and Josh Island Time.

6. Baylor makes moves, or doesn't. She was definitely present.

5. Jeremy tries to make moves for the other tribe.

4. Bad sportsman.

3. Rocker plays it too hard.

2. Jacyln speaks. Yikes.

1. The Legend of John Rocker

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Josh makes a bold prediction, Dave hates himself for talking about Rocker so much, and Marc is still squirming from the Baylor/Missy fight.

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10. Josh's reason for voting for Baylor is because he likes Baylor?

9. Rocker has to play with a girl. Ew.

8. The Hunahpu tribe gets grounded.

7. Baseball cards fall from the sky.

6. Immunity challenge is a birthday present for Kelley.

5. #Inspirationoftheexes

4. Strategy from the racist/bigot/sexist guy.

3. Strategy from the kind/smart/interesting guy.

2. Deciphering the tribal council vote.

1. Neither Val or Leonardo DiCaprio are getting an Oscar this year.

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The TOP TEN moments

10. Keith existing.

9. Dale the Boy Scout.

8. Cue the violins, here's some sad stories.

7. Jeremy's decisions.

6. Finding not-an-idol.

5. Dave becomes a botanist.

4. JOHN CARRYING THE TEAM ON HIS BACK

3. The most offensive thing this episode wasn't said by John Rocker.

2. Trying to figure out these alliances.

1. Goodbye, Nadiyah.

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