10. Tony isn’t afraid of bullets.

9. Kass and Tony fight. Nobody wins.

8. Spencer and Kass meet children. Yikes.

7. Someone is actually welcomed at Ponderosa.

6. Tasha instigates an argument in a secret scene.

5. Woo becomes Oprah.

4. The strategy of flushing the idol at this point.

3. The Wigglesworth Curse

2. Jerks don't get money

1. Tasha goes home. Sad.

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This episode covers everything from 80's porn music to Jeff Probst's former job on Celebrity Jeopardy. But mostly, we take about episode 10 or Survivor: Cagayan.

10. Trish finds something in Woo's pants.

9. Spencer out-awkwards himself.

8. Woo gets woozy. Jeff is turned on.

7. Worst or best auction yet?

6. Tony doesn't get any help around the house.

5. Jefra's past.

4. Tony's weekly immunity idol find.

3. Spencer would kill Tony in chess.

2. Tony shows off his bling.

1. Jefra is #Blindsided. Most of Twitter ignores that hashtag.

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10. No one makes sense, except for Tony. This is our life now.

9. Google Jeremiah Wood

8. Letters from mom = change alliances.

7. Jeff talks balls.

6. Woo doesn't die.

5. Jeremiah's Ponderosa experience.

4. WARTH POGLY FRON

3. The Spy Shack's triumphant return.

2. Madea Goes To Cagayan.

1. Spencer plays an idol, and can't stop rolling his tongue around in his mouth.

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10. Spencer has 0% of liking Kass again.

9. Morgan or an old dog.

8. Unlikely pairs.

7. Morgan's Ponderosa/Sarah's Makeover

6. Outback Steakhouse Reward Challenge brought to you by Outback Steakhouse.

5. Blockhead challenge.

4. Spencer finds a clue.

3. Woo steals a clue.

2. Spencer finds an idol.

1. Morgan isn't 40.

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After nearly 2 hours of techincal difficulties, and even more time editing, the recap for episode 10 is here.

10. Three cheers for Tribal Council

9. The Tyler Perry Twist.

8. Jeremiah “you knows” in this deleted scene.

7. Role reversal.

6. Tony earns a new fan.

5. Kass and Sarah and Trish Meowing.

4. Trish’s big move.

3. Sarah’s downfall. A tribute.

2. Idol Play

1. Kass flips her vote and sanity switch in her head. Follow @SurvivorTopTen for live Tweets during the show!

10. There was a fight, we think.

9. Jeff emerges from the woods.

8. Not a real raid.

7. Winner's edit.

6. LJ figures out the puzzle, with help from Tony.

5. TOP FIVE.

4. Morgan's contribution.

3. Tony has a lot to say.

2. Nobody believes Jeremiah. Jeremiah barely believes Jeremiah.

1. Alexis is voted out, shattering the hopes of guys who only date post-mergers.

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Dave makes bold predictions, Marc thinks Tony's move is genius, and LJ finds a new alternative for new singles. It's Survivor Top Ten.

10. Final Three of Brains.

9. Luck in Survivor.

8. Jeff and the inbred idols.

7. Cliff holds onto a pole.

6. Outwit, outplay, outlast, outtwerk.

5. New Salami tribe.

4. New Atari tribe.

3. The weird setup for the Immunity challange.

2. Tony's flip.

1. Cliff fouls out.

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Marc and Dave are recapping EVERYTHING now, including deleted scenes, tweets, other Survivor podcasts and anything Jeff says.

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10. Morgan hates Jeremiah.

9. The first pre-merge challenge reward in a long time (we think).

8. Sex-Ed with Alexis

7. The Brains practice AGAIN! REJOICE!

6. R.I.P. LJ, Jr.

5. Survivors on Twitter.

4. Deleted Scene: Brawn tribe being goofy.

3. Sarah STILL believes Tony.

2. Throwing the challenge - literally everyone's opinion, including Jeff.

1. Goodbye, J'tia.

Marc and Dave break down the top ten best moments of the second episode of Survivor: Cagayan.

10. Old School Survivor/Crazy Weather

9. Jeff suddenly loves Tony.

8. LJ finding the idol.

7. The Brains practicing for the challenge.

6. The Brains celebrating.

5. J'Tia mentioning rice.

4. Sarah BELIEVING Tony.

3. Copdar.

2. Pre-Tribal Council Confusion (mostly for Dave)

1. Brice is dot...dot...dot... out.

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Marc and Dave break down the top ten best moments of the season opener for Survivor: Cagayan.

10. Rain foreshadowing: Jeff is a God.

9. Jeff forgets everyone's names after months of casting.

8. Garrett's "no brainers."

7. Hot people lie better than cute people.

6. David plays the end of the game, forgets first part.

5. Shortest. Alliance. Ever.

4. #SPYSHACK and other Tony moments.

3. Sarah. 

2. The Rice Fairy.

1. The Fall of Garrett.

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