10. Mike kills a snake and people like him again.

9. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

8. Stingrays and boiling water.

7. Jane Doe

6. EVERYONE IS SEXIST

5. Chicken parm and tuna fish and Lindsey don’t mix.

4. The most uneven tribe merge ever.

3. The swing votes on each tribe.

2. Max and Shirin plot openly in the corner.

1. The Fall of Max Dawson.

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10. Monkey Sex.

9. Dan's mouth.

8. Hali's three favorite things.

7. New Malcolm and New Dawn.

6. Is Will a good player?

5. Joaq and Shirnoonoo

4. Blue Collar, Texas & God.

3. The Nina-You-Stand-Here strategy.

2. What is Nina's true collar?

1. Bye Nina :(

10. When Jeff says [person] voted out last tribal council, and people are ALWAYS surprised.

9. The alpha male of No Collar.

8. Hatch 2.0

7. Amazon Girls 2.0

6. People are actually having fun on Survivor again, except for Mike, who wants people to do stuff.

5. Weirdly, they prepared for the immunity challenge.

4. Will’s “health”.  Nina - STFU

3. Why are so many people wanting to vote out so many people this early?

2. Jenn breaks the fourth wall at tribal. Also, is Jeff a vampire?

1. Goodbye Vince Fly Sly

10. Jeff lays out all the personalities so even the dumbest person can understand.

9. Are people their archetypes, or are archetypes informing the people?

8. “Deceive or honesty”

7. Dan.

6. Vince is crazy in love... three hours in.

5. Take out the cognition.

4. Carolyn making all the moves.

3. What are the alliances.

2. So’s tribal council performance.

1. SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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10. Jaclyn and Natalie fight for Jon's love.

9. Keith’s advantage was advantageous.

8. Missy hobbling everywhere. 

7. Keith: “take two”

6. Natalie makes the biggest idol play of the game.

5. Jeff gives up on Jaclyn, which is how you win.

4. Jaclyn keeps Natalie because nothing makes sense.

3. The pageant queen jury speech.

2. Production manufactured questions. Josh thinks the jury was drunk...

1. WINNNNNER TWINNNNNIEEEEEE

10. Mr. Prom America and Mrs. Homecoming Queen USA

9. Missy and the Misleading Medevac.

8. Jon gives up reward so make Baylor stop crying.

7. Everyone is crying now for seemingly no reason.

6. Keith.

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5. Natalie lies her ass off.

4. When will we stop hearing about Missy’s divorces?

3. Did Jon leave Jaclyn a little idol Christmas present?

2. Natalie wins immunity, TAKES CONTROL.

1. The fall of Jon Misch.

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15. Stabilize yours balls against the wood.

14. God and Tyler Perry's involvement.

13. The votes are in: Missy wins the reward.

12. Jax's whereabouts.

11. Reed loves his mom but doesn’t love Baylor.

10. Alec doesn't flirt but does apply cream cheese.

9. Reward decisions.

8. Here you go, Jon!

7. Keith should be your cornhole partner.

6. Rats: Fight or Flight?

5. Baylor’s brother-husband Alec

4. FIVE HOURS LATER

3. Couple’s counseling with Jeff.

2. Natalie may or may not be smarter than she looks.

1. Alec and Reed predictably go home in an unpredictable way.

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10. Three idols. There are three idols. Did you know there are three idols? link to article Dave refers to: tin foil hat.

9. Why aren’t we seeing the schoolyard picks? And why is Jon always with Jacly

8. Reward "Challenge."

7. Baylor is upset... maybe?

6. Baseball and uterus talk.

5. How to tell Keith a plan.

4. Alec is better than Jesus. Reed can do the splits.

3. The official Wes Nale highlight reel.

2. How Keith messes up a plan.

1. How Keith almost went home.