Sushi Jackknife

This Week: Stretching our jaws to the limit. Nervous child Nathan. The illustrious career of Dwayne Johnson. Frozen: Defrosted. Fuck Cassettes (great band name, guys, just sayin'). A sniffly, sneezy Justin. Rummaging. News from an old Rolling Stone. The Fate of the "The" Bands. Garrison Keillor, why did you fail us? Blue Steel origins.

And more!

Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moniker, Julio and I. The record is called "The Bodega of Grand Design".

This Week: Sandy, the Cruise Ship Hostess. Something that stains the mouth. Fuck Boat. Patty, the Hustler Mannequin. Bringing slutty brownies home for the holidays. Infiltrating the Swiss Colony. Anonymous, KS. Jim and Andy. Baby Gilbert Gottfried. Lady Caves.

And more!

Justin's old band Border Patrol. Song written and performed by Manning Burns (pictured left) and Justin L. Croft (pictured right). Manning is an awesome guy. These days he runs an indie label called Stereotrash Records. Check out stereotrash.com for lots of great tunes! 

This Week: Pounding Dots AKA The Post-Halloween Malaise. Justin goes asphalt diving. Reminiscing about Marmaduke. Halloween movies Justin can stand to watch. Nathan rails against preemptive Christmas music listening. The Fantastic F-Bombing John Boehner. Ted Cruz: Crop Duster. Scary Michelle. Nathan and Justin put themselves in... shoes. The Box Mogul. Obama's brand.

And more!

If you've never seen Garfeild Minus Garfield it is worth your time. Check it out here: garfieldminusgarfield.net

Music = Don't Look Behind You = Justin

This Week: Nathan erodes into sand. The intricacies of Spill Magic AKA Puke Sand. Heart malice. Playing exploding kittens. Everyone ignores the 10 year old girl. The perils of hotel room meth. Corker cuts, he slices, he even juliennes fries! Nathan's plan to save us all. Inside the "adult day care center". Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart: A Platonic Love Affair.    

And more!

Post Credits Song = "Non Sticky Operator" = Justin

This Week: Justin is a real whiny-boy. It's dangerous to be homeless in Nashville. Nathan gets pitched bad screenplay ideas - from someone other than Justin! Boxing werewolves. Running the Octacathalon. Hanging out with a foot guy. Chock Full of Chips. Bone-shaped treats ain't foolin'. Cannibal Preferences. If you were to butcher a human... Linoleum tycoon's home furnishings. The Mis-Adventures of One-Armed Mike. Agnostic Cake. Nathan and Justin get very upset about the NPR Game Show "Ask Me Another".

Post Credits Song = "Date with Rick Steves" = Justin

See you next week!

Listen to Justin's music at soundcloud.com/justincroft