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This Week: Studio quality audio. Hot brown all around. Starburst and beer, a winning combination. Less news, more news. Colbert, hilariously, announces running for president in Russia. Pining for Herman Cain. The possible trend towards celebrity presidents. Backed into choices we don't want to make. Unnecessarily strategerizing the 2020 Democratic ticket. The All-You-Can-Eat Sadness Buffet. Like granite puzzle pieces. A hard easiness. A solution for lazy giants. A podcast about Bob Ross????? What?! Happy little trees.

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This Week: Mary smells of roses. Scratch and sniff Catholic candles. Clemency. What does Jesus smell like? S&G = Lube and Ash. Vomit Nose. The brief salve of the French elections. What James Comey is doing with his free time. A Spicer in the hand is worth more than one in a bush. Cum Laude! Rick Perry is amazed. Hawking says we gots ta go. We prescribe Bill Nye. Reinventing Bob Corker. What did God do in Her first 100 days?

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This Week: 808's, 909's and Other Things with 0's In the Center. Getting Down with The Get Down. Justin Says It Again, "Don't Trust Anyone Named Jerry in the Music Industry". House Republicans Decide to Fuck Everyone... Except Themselves. What Years of Republican-ism Does to Your Looks. Strange Love for John McCain. Put the Baconators Down! A Gaggle of Stinkhorns in Your Backyard. The Kid That Couldn't Loose. Overcoming Presidential Low T. Stab Yourself with Flavor!

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This Week: Freak Snow. It's Best Not to Know Your Neighbors. Sex Bugs and Where to Find Them. Eyes Wide Disturbed. Michael Jordan's Has Become a Sad Person :( So, No Kisses for John Waters...? How to Pitch a No-Hitter on LSD. "Keep Going Until the Floor Becomes the Ceiling" and Other Inspirational Quotes. The Boyz Complain About Other Countries And Quickly Recognize That We're the Worst. Catastrophes While Playing The Eye Contact Game. Nathan Stops Saying He's Fine And Writes A Self-Help Book (Don't use it, you'll get depressed). Nebraska Roy Murders Someone with Apple Sauce. Drunk Car Parking. Sauced, the Novel. Spicer's Safe Space. Trump: The Closeted Public Enemy Fan.

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This Week: Is Sober Justin Higher In Quality? No... No, he isn't... Stop suggesting that he is... it can't be possible. Alcoholics Anonymous Apps. Sorry for the sniffles, folks! Elvis' Mike and Ike's. Go to Sun Records Nathan, go! How are things in Mauritania? They're bad. They've always been bad. Reluctant reading of the news. And then what happened? A big time hard on for The Washington Post. Water and Steve Bannon and Missiles. Tom Hamburger and Jack Quesadilla. Casual Collusion (Is that a thing?) Things suck in Lower Volta. Oh quick hits n' shit. Flavored catheters and other delectable treats.

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Post Credits Song = mega la gold = Justin

This Week: Trump's Bisexual Special Needs Cat, Justin's Childhood Rule of Iraq, How To Look Isolated, Bright Colors for Middle East Peace, Snakeism, Name Your Band Bigley, NPR's Cider Concern, Lindsey Graham Gets the Sauce, Letters to Michelle, Ted Cruz the Televangelist, Serve the Servants and Judge the Judges, Admiral Carell Goes Before Congress, Neil Gorsuch's Life in Black and White, Kale Smoothies Save the Free World, Trump: Inside the Bun, The Federal Government's Most Popular Felony, Rand Paul and John McCain Make Up In An Eighties Fashion Montage, Flunking Senate School, The Amos Moses Solution.

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Post Credits Song = Untitled = Justin

This Week: The Maddening of March, Nathan Likes Water Too Much, Hoping for OK, Trump Wants to Make Sweet Love to Andrew Jackson, MAGA: The Pokemon Budget, Spicey Puts On His Undies, Betsy Devos' Diamond-Encrusted Flying School Desk, Presidential Book It!, The Limbaugh Abdomen, The Hamburglar Takes Over McDonald's Twitter Account, Daniel Tiger's Second Job.

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Post Credits Song = Biofunk = Justin

This Week: Noise Promises, Breaks Are Important, Justin's Evan Dando Tramp Stamp, Iceland Becomes the First Country to Demand Women Have Equal Pay, Nathan Is NOT Eating People, Scott Pruitt DEFINITELY Is, Antonin Scalia's Hunting Club, Hey Kids! Chocolate Pasta!

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