Sushi Jackknife

This Week: What 111 Is to Nathan. Justin rolls a tear for Bing Bong. Nathan is Haggard Off the Back of his Nothing Week. The Mixing of Legal Records (Two Turntables and a Legal File). Semen Analogies... Most Don't Hold Up. Trump Wins the Grammy for Foreign Despotism Friendliness. Justin's Illogical Picks for All the Bowl Games. Nathan has a mouthful of olives and feta. Sandwiches are Exhausting. Nathan Was A Terrible Bartender. "Christmas Is Our Kryptonite", the new holiday hit from 3 Doors Down. Introducing Coca-Cola Zero Red. Cartoon Character Drug Habits. Jabberjaw: Reborn. The Truth About Scooby Doo.

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This Week: Schnapps for ya! Scary Jesus Rock Star! Exclamations! The Boys Barely Survive Thanksgiving Break. Justin Forms the Head. A Cabinet Stuffed Full of White Dudes. The Gods Shit on Justin. Wayward Alabamians Save Nathan's Life. What A Three-Year-Old Thinks of Christmas. Donkey In the Sky with Star Rays. The Manger Scene in Zero Gravity. Riding On the Phantom 309. Kubricks' Jesus. Gentile Burger. Everything Else Is A Garbage Dump On Fire.

Cliffhanger: Will We Or Won't We Have A Christmas Special This Year?!

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Hello all! Sushi Jackknife is on hiatus this week for America's Annual Turkey Sacrifice Celebration (AATSC or phonetically, AT-SACK) benefiting the Corporate Gods of Blood and Commerce (Wal-Mart and Kroger). So, to divert and relax you in the presence of your families, we offer the First Draft of the Meditation Tape, without the sardonic voice-overs. This was improvised by Deebert and Justin and subsequently processed by Justin. Chill the fuck out and enjoy :) 

This Week: Where is Mencia's Mind? The Mother Fuckers Act Like They Forgot About Bush. White Riots. The Electoral College Flunks Ethics 101. The Worst Political Tragedy of 2016: Nebraska Roy Not Elected. Oh Golly, Breitbart. Justin Gives David Brooks A Big Hug. People With Dissenting Opinions Have Coffee and Hang. Millennias Will Outlaw Peanut Butter. Wisconsin's Election Day Domino of Cardiac Arrest.

Dissent: to publicly disagree with an official opinion or set of beliefs, to withhold assent, to differ in opinion.

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What the fuck America?! 

This Week: Drug Themed Tennis Matches, World Series Serious, Cleveland Native Americans, The Most Diverse Sport, Pete Rose: The Donald Trump of Baseball, Karma Karma Karma Karma Cleveland Indians, Ace of Base is Hollow, Leave Us Alone Sweden!, Chickens For Gun Control, Baby Punching with Coco Crisp (not really), America as a Floating Rocket Island, Vociferous Adventures in Early Voting, Sumo Wrestlers Make the Best Goalies, How It Feels To Be Nickelback, What Lynyrd Skynyrd Was Actually Saying, Success Is Easy If You're Carlos Santana

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This Week: It's Justin's Birthday! How's that for dedication folks? 

Are You Perpendicular to the Earth? Wanderings in Shelby's Bottom. Clinton/Kane as Public Enemy. Hookah Misadventures. Newman's Own Moon Dirt. The Jasmine Snorters. Compassion Meat. Demon rabbits in DC. The Noam Over Nathan. Let's drown a witch and then go for sliders! Guy Fieri Narrates a Children's Show. Our Third Option in 2016. Projections for Trump's First 100 Days. Lady Stripper Clown. Sugar Weasel: The One and Only Clown Escort. 

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This Week: Nathan Tortures Justin with a Metronome, Justin's Friends Are Sandwiches, Dr. Phuck-ton, Blowing on Things in New York, Anderson Cooper's Horse Tranquilizers, Wolf Blitzer Storm Troopers, Debate Anal-ysis, SJK Hates the Truth, Citizen Rambo. 

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This Week: Corrections on the Fate of Laika the Space-Dog, Chai-arrhea, Celery Houses, Rainforest Reams, Poultry Buggery, Trump and Putin Sitting in a Tree Creating Global Domination and Anarchy, Hillary Kicks Some Serious Orange Space Lizard Ass, Nathan Experiments with Conservative Talk Radio, Monk's List, Bottom Shelf Wine for a Special Lady, Top Hat Placenta, What Is A Toboggan Anyway? 

And more! 

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