Sushi Jackknife

This Week: The Corpse of Laika the Space-Dog, Lakes of Mars, How to Win a Slave in Ten Days, The Invention of the God Rondonecus, Scroll Format Is Way Better Than eBooks, Google Visiting Downtown Tehran (Asadi Square), Rick Steves's, Sesame Street: Uncensored, Is There a Mr. Gump, Mrs. Gump?, Tomes of the English Language, General Manners Reign Supreme, No Disdain for Bourdain, Network Approved Points of View, Dark Justin Place, A Man Desperately Wants to Buy Nathan's Dog

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This Week: $1000 to Swallow Tree Jizz, World's Most Sexually Attractive Tree, Magnolias are High Maintenance, Nathan Looks Like He's in an Old West Movie, The Noir-Western Is Born, Uranium: Twisting the Dragon's Tail, Aramark Serves Food At Chernobyl, The Raspberry Party, Making Love to the Ground in the Dakotas, Torture is Delicious, Unproductive Globe Spinning, Things the French do Well, Fear and Loathing in Justin's Mind, Mordecai Rocks,  Mushrooms in Fedoras (Smoking Cigarettes), Vonnegut Pulp, Fish's Angels, The Owl Man's Spontaneous Compositions, Adventures with Theia Mania (theiamania.org)

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This Week: Watch Tattoos Are Helpful, Various Dick-Related Products, Nathan is an Equal Opportunity Asshole (but we love him so), Unicorns Farting Jellybeans, The Crew Analyzes Bill's Dream, The Origin of Tattooed Bananas, The Origin of Sushi Jackknife, Beautiful Cricket Backgrounds, Drunk Tractor Pull Convos, Carved Jesus-Eyes What Follows You, Bison Warriors, Finnius is a Dream Defender, Justin is Sportless, Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Roof Ball, The Nether World of the Dakotas, Bemoaning the Hubris of Mankind, The No Fly Party, Dirty Bird Legal Zoom Divorces, Ian Rand Ayn's Goofus Brother, Cultural Festival Disparities, Nathan is the Sound of Silence, Steam Punk Sex Clubs. 

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This Week: Horse Specific Ships. Justin's brain loves nonsense. Legitimate thoughts. Sean Connery, The Pig. Chicken Dirigibles. Nathan knows a little French... mostly boys. Ms. Maloof censors 9/11 or, as she would prefer, "Nueve Once". The boys butcher Spanish. Workplace microwaves receive a hacky level of attention. Amber, the Podcast Dog, needs to calm the fuck down. The enumerated echelons of break rooms. People from the Fifties can't decide what to order at Starbucks. By the way, Starbucks now offers "Hand Filtration". Deebert can't tell white dudes apart... it's all good we deserve it. RVG rests in one peace. Nathan's body will be shot to the moon. How deep is your grave? Ladies do your best to get buried next to a hot corpse. Magical Michael can't dance... And Justin knows male dancing. The Mcconaugheanse ends! Bruce Springsteen is legitimately amaze-balls. Taupe pisses Justin th

This Week: Who's the boozeiest scientist? Efficient Booze Consumption (or EBC). All sorts of clinky bitches. Deeboroni makes another guest appearance. As well as Diane, Di, Deebert and all the other ladies living inside her mind. Bitch pie. Nathan is too tired for Justin's nonsense. Up close Olympics. "The Girl from Ipanema" makes Nathan angry... again. Charlie Rose in heels. Justin fails to understand 'How I Met Your Mother'. Nathan and Deebert attempt to explain (crazy spoilers!). Enhanced Shelty Soldiers. Justin loves Jeof so... so much, but gets angry from reading zesty Hulk comics. Nathan doubts a Hulk penis. Trader Joe's makes Justin both joyous and existentially upset. Danny Glover gets some unnecessary abuse. 'Rescue Me' sets aflame. Dane Cook is a swear word. Donald Trump blows the Dalai Lama. 

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This Week: Nathan is a hat guy... suddenly. The boys admit being too negative lately. Taco Mamacita is garbage. Justin's penis coughs gravel. Zaffre the Zebra in a Boy Band. Justin reads a paranoia poem. Nathan's brain is constipated with thoughts. Chocolate Frosted Windows. Nathan ponders life enjoying MacNeggets and MacDenald's. Burning Lady Questions. 

Dateline: Newz You Can't Uze! 

Florida Cops Can't Tell Doughnut Glaze from Meth

Batman Is Arrested in Seattle 

The Cat in the Hat Runs for President

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More like "Justin Is Asleep". On his way to bed Justin decides to ponder Kurt Cobain documentaries, the music industry, pockets of indie-freedom-awesomeness brief though they may be, and enjoys a Negroni (some Italian dude's name, not racist). 

Apologies for the lack of pop filter on this one. It will never happen again. 

Song = "Reality Testing" = Justin 

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This Week: Justin goes Noir, one dog equals one thousand rain drops, Pound Puppies are misremembered, Blair from www.mrhardware.com, industrious immigrants, how to market to children for the purpose of destroying their brains, rescuing the Junkfood Junkie, Mike Pence is a smooth character, Nathan hates Joe Rogan, the boys consider the implications of social media becoming our outlet for public forum, Carl Sagan is the ultimate human and damn sexy, Nathan coins the term nutjobbery, How to order Chinese-Inspired Food and Justin finally looses his shit. 

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