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This Week: The Dice of Material Returns! Brandon IS Photogenic. Your One-Time Children's Halloween Costume Investment. Fatbergs in London. The Flow of Uranus. Kid Rock's Campaign. Nathan Has an Actual Gong (It's actually actually a china cymbal). We're Not Fucking Doing This. Detroit's Rap Campaign. Scott Stapp and Kid Rock's Surprising Relationship. The First Amendment and... Boobs. Mowing the White House Lawn (Not a Euphemism). 

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This Week: Nathan and Justin Celebrate Their 100 Episode! 

Featuring:

The Enchanting Guitar of Deebert!

The Dice of Material!

Quick Hits: The Extended Edition!

Who Said It? Terry Gross or Iggy Pop!

Mystery Who Said It?!

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This Week: 99 luft Sushi Jackknives. What we need is a team of mimes. Impassioned hand gestures. Trolls in holes. Look out for those hard segways! Don't drive if you're in Norway. Autodidact doctors. Fear of discussing WWII coming up in conversation. Bow alongside me. Nathan has no interest in Asia. My mind China. Skin burrowing happens. Nathan distrusts Tai Chi. Photoshop for speech -- scary implications. The polo push. Nathan's new plan for the Dakotas. Getting out of Joe's Apartment. The Triangle People bit finally breaks Justin's mind.

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This Week: Come down the rabbit hole with me. Bob Ross, Television Artist, mysteries. The Charlottesville Tragedy and Subsequent Debacle. Inventing the "Alt-Left". How Paul Ryan chills. "Ditch Mitch" actually refers to Mitch McConnell's love of low places. Trump does improv. Baron's career in apps. Statuesque Alabama. Nathan is sick of depth. Trump's honorary law degree, are you kidding?!?! A requiem for Steve. Tree porn... We know you've been waiting.

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This Week: Moderate Entertainment Ahead. Bong Jour! The State of Things in the Keebler Tree. Kid Rock v. Will Smith for Senate. Lawn Care as a Social Construct. Justin Starts His Day as a Purse Chicken. Paw Patrol Encourages Hoarding. The Best Part of Mini-Golf. Pepe Le Pew Is Super-Rapey. Nathan's Obsession with Anvil Drops. Bathing in the Dip. Visiting the Void. The Perils of Beach Shit, NE. Hipster Apostles.

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This Week: Phil Vai...uh...Valentine. Dog Tetris. Single Child Home. Marvis: The Fourth Planet from the Sun. The Presidential Combo. Dick Cheney's Foot Rub. Starting rumors about Laura Bush. Eyes Wide Regan Administration. No one gives a fuck about Planet X. Steve Bannon and Marilyn Manson have at least one thing in common. Fuck yeah John McCain.

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This Week: Don't Let Baby Watch "Snowflake". The Marshmallow Test. Mozart was not oppressed. Another rock and roll suicide. The cat-like tendencies of Jim Morrison. Every Segway ride is someone's first Segway ride. The Smashing Pumpkins "Thirty-Three", Justin's swan song. Heavy on the heavy news. Spicey can return to his bush. Justin is challenged to get all his news from Fox News (for one week)...Will he survive? Nathan acts out Kushner's testimony. Our hero, seriously, John McCain... Good vibes your way sir. What's in Michelle's closet, probably something nice :) Don't Go Pardoning Yourself. Positive news! Who knew? The Righteous Shaub. Boner coffee is out! Don Don is a good boy, but he might bring the whole thing down.

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This Week: Nathan is steamed. Cool Papa Bell was faster than the speed of light. The Tao of Black and Mild Wine's. Justin needs you to join his cult. Discovery store Zen. Drafting mantras. Clive Anderson's ties. How to use your arms while walking so it is not disturbing. Nathan straightens his imaginary bow tie. Crafting your very own phobia. The time stopping power of Chuy's fajitas. Hot takes off the dome. Layering lawyers. Trump's Goal: Offend all spouses of leaders at the G20.    

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This Week: Clicking the tea. The ever-turning scale of sacrilege. Copywriting the Bible. Writing our Jesus movie. Hobby Lobby smuggles ancient tablets. What?! The Holy Corporation Scale. Romancing the dictator. Nathan teaches Justin to tell fish tales. Pocket Sized. How to eat a human liver. The pains and pleasures of the Wozard of Iz.

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