Sushi Jackknife

This Week:

Our very first Christmas episode featuring discussion of Christmas' pasts, the world's most disturbing Christmas song, a found recording of a soon to be classic Christmas song, Santa Mythology, and the epic story of the Tuba Man (Savior of Christmas) in the form of a radio play.  

Also, magical impregnating overalls, Home Alone 6: The Revenge, Trash Collector Gift Wars, and more!

Tuba Man Saves Christmas

The Players: 

Narrator - Nathan

This Week: 

Nathan and Justin Explore the music of their teen-hoods 

Justin Constructs a Musical Memory of Spam

Our Craigslist Bullshit Saga Continues! 

The Mysteries of Renfield's Syndrome and Consensual Blood Drinking

The Boys Become Social Meth Users 

Nathan is "the other guy" in Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken" and

the Anti-Robin Williams in a new Dead Poet's Society

A Tuba Man is Born<

This Week: 

Beck-osity 

Cake Expectations 

Other Metallic Surfers  

Yankee Doodle: The Musical 

The Ultimate American 

Mystical Cosmic Reasoning 

Local Political Spirit Animals

Tube Space Shuttles Bring Phil Collins Back From the Dead

Elysium Fields of Justin-Wheat

Follow That Bird

This Week: 

The Full Body Scratcher Saga Continues

Used Tongue Studs

Justin Writes a Modern Country Hit

Shakespeare on Motorcycles

Happy Gilmore in Middle English 

A Game of Willies 

The Trials of Ty Pendlepants 

Acceptable Times to Eat Thanksgiving Food 

Nathan Is the Cake-Squire

The Best Desert Island Pie (Not Dessert Island Pie) 

This week: 

Milk is not for dinner and breast milk is not a protein supplement

Lance Armstrong is a cycling vampire

Nathan likes holes and Holes

Excitable Boy recitation

Sub-Cutaneous Itch Demons! BwahhH!!!

Nathan gives Justin a disappointing sports quiz 

Ace Ventura is not to be understood

Michael Landon's "Highway to Holes"

And more! 

This week: 

Dissonant Flutes

Running Opiates Anthropomorphized

Drew Carey's Evil Part

Elvis and Bob Barker's Grave

Nathan Slags Hard on NPR 

Different People (Politically Correct X-Men)

Hil

This Week: 

Nathan has issues with head orifices 

Vincent Price looks great in black vinyl 

Nathan razes the Grand Canyon

Justin commits insurance fraud for new lightbulbs

With every "pop" an angel gets a disease

People Are Like Birds

Airplanes vs. Asteroids 

This Gelatinous Nation

And More!