Sushi Jackknife

Guys, are you kidding? I mean, I've heard some nutty stuff in my day (perhaps the nuttiest was a peanut butter and nutella sandwich eaten by a lunatic), but you've really gone and done it this time SJK boys! Now, get outta my window! This pie ain't for you rabble! 
Also! Gallagher 2099!

This week: 
Special Episode! 
The fellas dedicate the episode to replaying and unpacking their tarot readings. 
In summary, Nathan is the Double-Fire King and Justin is the full of powerful feminine energy. No surprises there! 
We also answer the age old question: What would happen if Ursula from The Little Mermaid met up with The Aristocats? Sweet, delicious murder is the short answer! 
Justin fears certain plant life and Nathan zones out while breastfeeding. 

 

Nathan has a one-of-a-kind sports story. 

 

Justin aligns his and Nathan's auras using the life force of a tiny German man. 

 

And the guys consider whether or not Beyonce would make a great super-hero. 

 

Also, segments! 

 

Nathan's Yelp Review of the Week

On this week's edition: 
New Segments!
Nathan's Yelp Review 

On this week's edition: 
The extinction of a great American animal. 
Humanity's Juvenile Origins. 

He's a Super Banana from the past! He went to the future! But he's from the past! He's a Super Banana from the past! 
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This week we dive, once again, into warm, mystical waters. Justin completes his homework, Nathan has a personal achievement (fully celebrated with sound effects), the guys discuss the merits of the pre-standardized English language, and propose an idea for a really intense pie shop. All in all, it's your weekly fill up full up with flights of fancy! Thanks for listening to another, Sushi Jackknife! 
Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at [email protected] Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com 

Just like sticking a radio in a microwave and hoping to contact God from an ocean liner. We explore counting as an artistic podcast expression, reveal that all our previous content has been monitored by a marsupial technovore, and discredit Justin's claim that he has terrible taste in movies. Stick around, things will get much worse. It's EP 13 of Sushi Jackkinfe! 

This is a far-out one folks, I can't lie to you. Why would I lie to you? You are my very best and most special friend. Our fascination with Forrest Gump combines with today's super hero movie epics, a gaggle of Labrador puppies, and cruel Fate itself. That's right good people it's another rousing episode of Sushi Jackkinfe! 
Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife.