This week: 
Justin crushes hard on Rick Perry, purely sexually

A very aggressive interview with a reluctant Sushi Jackknife Super Fan
Jimmy Kimmel does not write important books 
The Political Cereal Brigade
Chris Wallace has once a year antics outside of his closet home 
And more! 

Hold on to your hairpieces, harpies, and harpsichords good people! Here comes another belligerent rainbow blast of Sushi Jackknife! 
This Week: 
Justin dreams of marble monsters
Nathan solves the 2016 election 

This Week: 
Things get political as Nathan and Justin ramp up for possibly the greatest/most entertaining Republican primary ever. 
Smooth-Scat is explored. 
Nathan has Scrabble problems. 
Justin has a death wish. 
Nathan experiences a surreal moment and Justin makes up words. 
And more! 

Guys, are you kidding? I mean, I've heard some nutty stuff in my day (perhaps the nuttiest was a peanut butter and nutella sandwich eaten by a lunatic), but you've really gone and done it this time SJK boys! Now, get outta my window! This pie ain't for you rabble! 
Also! Gallagher 2099!

This week: 
Special Episode! 
The fellas dedicate the episode to replaying and unpacking their tarot readings. 
In summary, Nathan is the Double-Fire King and Justin is the full of powerful feminine energy. No surprises there! 
We also answer the age old question: What would happen if Ursula from The Little Mermaid met up with The Aristocats? Sweet, delicious murder is the short answer! 
Justin fears certain plant life and Nathan zones out while breastfeeding. 

 

Nathan has a one-of-a-kind sports story. 

 

Justin aligns his and Nathan's auras using the life force of a tiny German man. 

 

And the guys consider whether or not Beyonce would make a great super-hero. 

 

Also, segments! 

 

Nathan's Yelp Review of the Week

On this week's edition: 
New Segments!
Nathan's Yelp Review 

On this week's edition: 
The extinction of a great American animal. 
Humanity's Juvenile Origins. 

He's a Super Banana from the past! He went to the future! But he's from the past! He's a Super Banana from the past! 
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