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Week 1 is in the books!

Jon and Schif are licking their wounds after a rough opening weekend of football for their respective teams. Jon has come to terms with the possibility that this current Miami Dolphins experiment has run its course. Schif is sure that the Falcons will always Falcon.

With that said, every team has played their first game of the season and it was a very eventful weekend of football. Some teams lived up to their hype (Hi Packers, Ravens and Bills), while others left their fans wanting more (Hi Dolphins and Lions). But we're all glad that football is back.

Listen in to hear the week's Real MVPs, Trash, Shit Got Learned and Speck Recipients. SveNFL is in midseason form alread this episode with food and fun to go along with football. Enjoy!

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There will be football TONIGHT!

That's right, the season kicks off while Jon and Schif are asleep, but that won't stop them from making predictions. First Schif gives a quick update, and then they get right to it. Last season the guys went 6 out of 8 by calling every division winner right besides their teams' divisions (cue Homer). To keep that from happening again, they enlisted their friend Sean to help pick the division winner parlay bet and it's officially in. Bet it yourself as well if you want to make 177 times your money (gamble responsibly).

Then Schif whips out his trusty quarter to show how big it is. Jon called the flip incorrectly (tails SOMETIMES fails), so Schif made the first pick of the season and the guys rolled on from there. Tune in to find out how they think week one will pan out. Football is back, baby!

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The season kicks off tomorrow!

Every team will start the day fresh with no wins and no losses. No stats have been recorded yet. Hope is still alive for every fan base. So Jon and Schif got together with their crystal balls and predicted who will win the NFL Honors. They guessed on everything from Comeback Player of the Year to NFL MVP.

Then the guys gave their separate predictions for playoff teams and eventual Super Bowl champions. Listen in to see what you think about their (obviously 100% correct) predictions.

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The season begins this week!

That means the pressure ramps up more for some coaches. Schif has a list of all coaches with different seat temperatures. He breaks it all down for Jon in this episode. Check it out to see if you agree.

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They saved the best for last!

This episode begins with a huge update. Micah Parsons is going to play for the Green Bay Packers. Nobody saw this coming, and the Packers now look like a pretty dangerous team. Check out the guys' takes on that and other news.

Then Jon breaks the AFC South coaching staffs.

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We're another day closer to kicking off the 2025 NFL season!

The guys are here for it, with a breakdown of the AFC East coaching staffs. Jon did the research from a very biased, Miami Dolphins fan perspective. It's as sad as it is entertaining.

Then Schif flips a coin and the guys alternate drafting the best over/under bets team by team. *Spoiler Alert* both Jon and Schif picked their teams to go over. Tune in to see what they think your team is going to do.

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Football is less than a week away (if you count college games)!

The guys are back and in full season prep mode! Schif has news and updates as always and Jon has coaching staff breakdowns, but first he has to share a new manipulation technique to get your kid into football. Get ready to take notes!

This episode is a SveNFL throwback episode with family anecdotes, food references, roster drama and conspiracies, coaching deep dives and more. Tune in to learn all you want about the NFC North coaching staffs and more than you want to know about Jon and Schif. Enjoy!

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Schif has updates and Jon has deep dives!

Sound the alarms because the boys are back as we're even closer to the 2025 season! Schif triggers a classic Jonathan Rollins rant with his news of the Colts going with Daniel Jones as QB1. The pundits have been punditing, but Jon has a lot to say about it. Get your popcorn ready. There's also the bizarre Micah v Jerry situation that may see a top overall player in the NFL going to another team because of the ego of an owner. It's also prime crime season, so Schif brings those details as well.

Then Jon breaks down the coaching staffs of the AFC West, which might just end up being the winningest division in football if things go as planned. Enjoy!

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Schif is back!

Jon doesn't have to talk to himself anymore. AND we have a greatly needed update on the goings on in the NFL. Schif pulls up with a gallon of tea and shares all of the details with Jon.

Then Jon breaks down the NFC North staffs. Enjoy!

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The offseason rolls on, but what coaches will be dialing up plays? Jon breaks down the coaching staffs and backgrounds of all of the NFC West. There's nepotism, crisscrossing of coaching trees, kind words about Kyle Shanahan. It's a fun ride. Enjoy!

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