This episode has everything: Henry Fuggin Winkler, more terrible attempts at accents, we don’t talk about Munch oh no no, John Belushi’s cousin, the con content that we LOVE in our SVU, a 49 year old elderly woman, a side character who wasn’t aware there was an assignment, Cragen’s blanket fort, a mole turtle judge and T&G can’t love each other any more…     Recap 0:24 True Crime Chaser 54:25   **TW: Rape, murder involving children**     Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons:    Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, LEM, Josh H,  Sophia C, Lauren S, Erin D, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Lyz C, Rachel, Lauren S, Rachel S and Claire P   And to our Elite Squad Patrons:   Hayley K, Sonja W, Jennie S, Skye K, Nikki B, Marisa M, Elke H, Sarah A, Annie G, Mary D, Andrew, Rebekah D, Miranda B, Shelby W, Lex, Emily T, Kayla W, Mallorie G, Eliza W, Bonita R, Maren, Vanessa, Amy P, Jess M, Summer M, Melanie G, Courtney W, Ursula S, Emily A, Katrina C, Kate H, Uyanga, Nicole R, Julia P,  Sapphire, Kayla, Allison B, Shy R, Catherine M, Kate P, Jessica S, Nicole M and Acacia V   We LOVE YOU and APPRECIATE YOU!! You are all making it possible for us to continue doing this!💜

This episode has everything:   Bird, Cragen KNOWS that judge so this is PERSONAL, old timey ghosts of Christmas past present and future, recommendations of amazing series and movies (Crazy Ex Girlfriend, Futureman, Cedar Rapids), incredible side characters…     Recap 1:13 True Crime Chaser 52:10     **TW: child sexual abuse, rape, murder**   Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons:    Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, LEM, Josh H,  Sophia C, Lauren S, Erin D, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Lyz C, Rachel, Lauren S and Rachel S   And to our Elite Squad Patrons:   Hayley K, Sonja W, Jennie S, Skye K, Nikki B, Marisa M, Elke H, Sarah A, Annie G, Mary D, Andrew, Rebekah D, Miranda B, Shelby W, Lex, Emily T, Kayla W, Mallorie G, Eliza W, Bonita R, Maren, Vanessa, Amy P, Jess M, Summer M, Melanie G, Courtney W, Ursula S, Emily A, Katrina C, Kate H, Uyanga, Nicole R, Julia P,  Sapphire, Kayla, Allison B, Shy R, Catherine M and Rich P    We LOVE YOU and APPRECIATE YOU!! You are all making it possible for us to continue doing this!💜

This episode has everything!   Cabot has her Rudy moment, Tasha brought snacks for emotional processing, SO many acting credits, Cragen’s enchanted mansion, Ursula Bacon ‘Honey’ Chicken is here to corral Cabot…   Recap 1:35 True Crime Chaser 56:10   **TW: pedophilia, murder, suicide**     Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons:   Lydia, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, LEM, Josh H,  Lauren S, Erin D, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Lyz C, Rachel, Lauren S and Rachel S   And to our Elite Squad Patrons:   Hayley K, Sonja W, Jennie S, Skye K, Nikki B, Marisa M, Elke H, Sarah A, Annie G, Mary D, Andrew, Rebekah D, Miranda B, Shelby W, Lex, Emily T, Kayla W, Mallorie G, Eliza W, Bonita R, Maren, Vanessa, Amy P, Jess M, Summer M, Melanie G, Courtney W, Ursula S, Emily A, Katrina C, Kate H, Uyanga, Nicole R, Julia P,  Sapphire, Kayla, Allison B and Shy R   We LOVE YOU and APPRECIATE YOU!! You are all making it possible for us to continue doing this!💜

This episode has everything…and it’s all only 2 blocks away! Tasha’s buttdial, the grossest innocent kissing scene you will ever experience and we DON’T move on from it, the freeaking internet you guys!, Meaestro LLC, Ryan McPoyle,  Joe Rogan’s little brother (pause for laughs)…   Recap 3:05 True Crime Chaser 54:42   **TW: Stalking, murder, assault**   Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons:   Lydia, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, LEM, Josh H,  Lauren S, Erin D, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Lyz C, Rachel, Lauren S and Rachel S   And to our Elite Squad Patrons:   Hayley K, Sonja W, Jennie S, Skye K, Nikki B, Marisa M, Elke H, Sarah A, Annie G, Mary D, Andrew, Rebekah D, Miranda B, Shelby W, Lex, Emily T, Kayla W, Mallorie G, Eliza W, Bonita R, Maren, Vanessa, Amy P, Jess M, Summer M, Melanie G, Courtney W, Ursula S, Emily A, Katrina C, Kate H, Uyanga, Nicole R, Julia P and Sapphire   We LOVE YOU and APPRECIATE YOU!! You are all making it possible for us to continue doing this!💜

Surprise! We hate the patriarchy, stabler’s ego is cradled like a raw egg in a family reunion spoon race, substitute teachers are predators, teen boys are predators, TIGERS ARE PREDATORS and dads have a long way to go!    Recap 0:56 True Crime Chaser 51:50   **TW: rape, murder**   Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons:   Lydia, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, LEM, Josh H,  Lauren S, Erin D, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Lyz C, Rachel, Lauren S and Rachel S   And to our Elite Squad Patrons:   Hayley K, Sonja W, Jennie S, Skye K, Nikki B, Marisa M, Elke H, Sarah A, Annie G, Mary D, Andrew, Rebekah D, Miranda B, Shelby W, Lex, Emily T, Kayla W, Mallorie G, Eliza W, Bonita R, Maren, Vanessa, Amy P, Jess M, Summer M, Melanie G, Courtney W, Ursula S, Emily A, Katrina C, Kate H, Uyanga, Nicole R and Julia P   We LOVE YOU and APPRECIATE YOU!! You are all making it possible for us to continue doing this!💜

Theess eepeeseed hees eeverytheeng: A Pulp Fiction/Momento/Emperors New Groove timeline , a hot hot sickie murderer, a delicate fight dance, a classic Stabler and Huang mess around, Ty Burrell the DAD from Modern Family, Suze Orman’s flashy jacket, a lil hotdog for Stabes’ relish, Stabes experiences The Happening, some scrote, Munch is Anne Hathaway, seriously we get way too hot over this serial killer…     Recap 2:00 True Crime Chaser 59:24   **TW: Rape, graphic descriptions of murder, child murder**   Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons:   Lydia, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, LEM, Josh H,  Lauren S, Erin D, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Lyz C and Rachel   And to our Elite Squad Patrons:   Hayley K, Sonja W, Jennie S, Skye K, Nikki B, Marisa M, Elke H, Sarah A, Annie G, Mary D, Andrew, Rebekah D, Miranda B, Shelby W, Lex, Emily T, Kayla W, Mallorie G, Eliza W, Bonita R, Maren, Vanessa, Amy P, Jess M, Summer M, Melanie G, Courtney W, Ursula S, Emily A, Katrina C, Kate H, Uyanga and Nicole R    We LOVE YOU and APPRECIATE YOU!! You are all making it possible for us to continue doing this!💜

OMG HIIII! We missed you! This episode has ev-ah-ree-thing: Benny dressed to the nines reminding us she’s too good to be here, fake drugs and trash people, super detective do-si-do, Gabe loves The Happening, RIP Boston Rob, Hellooooo CSU Burt Trevor Bomb Squad Lab Tech, a struggling turtle cop with a chip on his shoulder, a super surprise murderer…   0:45 Recap 1:05:27 True Crime Chaser   **TW: Rape, murder, abuse of power by police**     Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons:   Lydia, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, LEM, Josh H,  Lauren S, Erin D, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn and Lyz C    And to our Elite Squad Patrons:   Hayley K, Sonja W, Skye K, Nikki B, Marisa M, Elke H, Sarah A, Annie G, Mary D, Andrew, Rebekah D, Miranda B, Shelby W, Lex, Emily T, Kayla W, Mallorie G, Eliza W, Bonita R, Maren, Vanessa, Amy P, Jess M, Summer M, Melanie G, Courtney W, Ursula S, Emily A, Katrina C, Kate H and Uyanga   We LOVE YOU and APPRECIATE YOU!! You are all making it possible for us to continue doing this!💜

Hey y’all! We're taking a little break for the holidays! We'll be back with regular episodes in January BUT, in the meantime, we've got a little taste of the Patreon for you! It's bonus chaser time! This one’s a doozer in a cruiser. Grifter extraordinaire, Sante Kimes was a young, troubled smoke show of an actress with a pension for diamonds turned old man folk singer. Wait, that’s our version…  She was actually a total piece of trash.  **TW: Elder abuse, murder, descriptions of physical abuse**

Thisepisodehaseverythiiiing!!!!    An AH-MA-ZING plot line, sloops, ketches, Officer Kyle Mooney, Tasha drinking at 11 am, Gabe’s brand of dude varying wildly, was that Sam Elliot?!?!?!, wieners over dicks, Cragen’s rooftop garden, Vinnie the cautionary tale, Missy the German Shepard, Dog Cragen!, the best at being creepy genius pre-serial killer Harry, hot Stabler mouth breathing…it’s seriously one of the best eps so far in the entire series     Recap 1:36 True Crime Chaser 1:09:56   **TW: Animal abuse, murder, descriptions of graphic murders**   Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons:   Carolina P, Lydia, Lory B, Katarina G, Emily T, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, Chris G, Nicole M, Ashley L, LEM, Josh H,  Lauren S, Kylie R, Erin D, Kate H, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Nicky H and Lyz C     And to our Elite Squad Patrons:   Hayley K, Sonja W, Jennie S, Skye K, Nikki B, Marisa M, Elke H, Sarah A, Annie G, Mary D, Andrew, Rebekah D, Miranda B, Shelby W, Lex, Emily T, Kayla W, Mallorie G, Eliza W, Bonita R, Maren, Vanessa, Amy P, Jess M, Summer M and Melanie G   We LOVE YOU and APPRECIATE YOU!! You are all making it possible for us to continue doing this!💜

This episode has everything: Pizza delivery cops, Outback Steakhouse, Strega Nona ponytails, our FAVORITE lab tech Boston Rob Ramon, fuggin Angel Batista…   Recap 0:43 True Crime Chaser 53:33   **TW: domestic violence, murder**   Thank you to our Dedicated Detective Patrons:   Jess M, Carolina P, Lydia, Lory B, Katarina G, Emily T, Sabrina P, Tricia S, Kati M, Chris G, Nicole M, Ashley L, Karen B, LEM, Josh H,  Lauren S, Kylie R, Erin D, Melanie G, Kate H, Natalie S, Robin S, Lea O, Jocelyn, Nicky H, Lyz C and Vanessa    And to our Elite Squad Patrons:   Hayley K, Sonja W, Jennie S, Skye K, Nikki B, Marisa M, Elke H, Sarah A, Annie G, Mary D, Andrew, Rebekah D, Miranda B, Shelby W, Lex, Emily T, Kayla W, Mallorie G, Eliza W, Bonita R and Maren   We LOVE YOU and APPRECIATE YOU!! You are all making it possible for us to continue doing this!💜