Sweet Feathery Jesus!

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Tempers fray on the podcast this week, as suspiciously "refreshed" sounding technophobe Chuck Turtleman has trouble (again) with his recording set-up, and Booze and Beardo have to painstakingly talk him through troubleshooting it. Step by step. Over the phone. Between three different continents. For over an hour. Which was a bit like trying to get a chimpanzee to fix Apollo 13.

This tension carries over into the show, and two beloved SFJ segments are abandoned for good.

Chuck takes up the copter (without asking for permission) for the News Round, in which a hippy from Hawaii has bollocks for brains and a dolphin as a midwife, and Beardo's homeland is sprouting up messiahs left, right and center. We also examine the world's largest penis, but come to find that the biggest dick on the internet may in fact be one (or all) of us. But don't worry, this episode has at least one monkey in it, and a healthy dose of casual racism. So wrap your dolphin-proof panties over your 19-inch member, pray to Aussie Jesus(es), and jam us tight into your ear-holes for a very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast!

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman   Tempers fray on the podcast this week, as suspiciously “refreshed” sounding technophobe Chuck Turtleman has trouble (again) with his recording set-up, and Booze and Beardo have to painstakingly talk him through troubleshooting it. Step by step. Over the phone. Between three different continents. For over […]

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Whaaaaaaaat's up my honkies? On this fortnightly injection of podcast brilliance right into your main-vein, we finally welcome back recurring guest, reformed bank robber and listener favorite, The Ed!

Move over, Deez Nuts, because The Ed is all fired up, and ready to forge a new government of The Ed, for The Ed, and by The Ed.

Chuck takes the copter up for the News Round, and brings us a story from Belasco's back yard, about a wizard who is being rather careless with his (or her?) raw meat. Also, this week's Idiots of Facebook is all about Chuck Turtleman's favorite "thing" on the internet: Duct Tape Lisa. Grab your socks and prepare for the #Shanglefrangle alert, this one's a doozy!

All that, a bullied Belascopath, and a thoughtful analysis of the ongoing North/South Korea China-conflict, on this week's Sweet Feathery Jesus.

So stick us in your aural orifices, and vote The Ed, 2016.

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman Whaaaaaaaat’s up my honkies? On this fortnightly injection of podcast brilliance right into your main-vein, we finally welcome back recurring guest, reformed bank robber and listener favorite, The Ed! Move over, Deez Nuts, because The Ed is all fired up, and ready to forge a new […]

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Whaaaat's up, me old China plates?

Put another whelk on the Barbie(cue) as our Australian correspondent Beardo returns to insult the country his criminal forefathers were exiled from years ago, for crimes too trivial to bother hanging them for. He starts with a report on England's lamest sports, most of which seem to have been invented to give the aristocracy an excuse to fondle each other's bottoms.

There's more England bashing in the News Round, as Prince Harry saves animals by murdering them, and we find out that Booze is paying to keep a big fat lady in skinny men and Xboxes. It's not all route one, lowest common denominator xenophobia, though. We also give you our review of HBO's critically unacclaimed Real Detective(s), meet a lady dwarf with an extra appendage, listen to a lovelorn listener's letter to Chuck Turtleman, and Beardo pays for his absence last week by performing a Feat of Strength. And we're probably the only podcast you'll listen to this week that features a flashback within a flashback, followed by a flashback. (That last flashback isn't within the first flashback, though. That would be confusing.)

So put the saucepan lids to bed, pour yourself a nice warm pint, and stick this in yer bleedin' ear'ole, my honkies. Gertcha!

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Beardo, Turtleman   Whaaaat’s up, me old China plates? Put another whelk on the Barbie(cue) as our Australian correspondent Beardo returns to insult the country his criminal forefathers were exiled from years ago, for crimes too trivial to bother hanging them for. He starts with a report on […]

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Guess what? Belasco's Back!

We were let down this week by somebody who shall remain nameless but who is Australian and has a big beard, so we had to ask a real professional to come back from his holidays and help us out.*

Although our host strangely disappears when we welcome back another blast from the past… our agony aunt Bane off of Batman, who drops by to help solve a listener's love conundrum.

Remember Baldgust? That's SFJ's answer to Movember, where instead of getting to grow a cool moustache, you shave your head to look like a victim of male pattern baldness. Well, a cancer charity has stolen our idea, so we're not going to rest until we've sued them for every cent of that juicy cancer money.

Meanwhile, we find out how our woodworking and methamphetamine enthusiast Idiot of Facebook Krystal Keith's very public romance is getting on, struggle not to make the obvious joke when a lady's cat gets unfortunately shaved, and find out which Hollywood actor took a small role that ended up being the role of a lifetime.

So stick this in your ear of choice and have a very Happy Baldgust, my honkies!

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Featuring:  Booze, Belasco, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Booze, Turtleman Guess what? Belasco’s Back! We were let down this week by somebody who shall remain nameless but who is Australian and has a big beard, so we had to ask a real professional to come back from his holidays and help us out.* Although our host strangely disappears […]

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Whaaaaaat's up, my cotton pickin' honkies?

Beardo's banjo bits are finally appropriate, as we journey down South to check out Chuck Turtleman's homeland. Join us, dagnabbit, as we delve into the divisive dilemma of the confederate flag, and learn how to drawl like true sons of the South with Steel Magnolias accent coach Professor David Alan Stern.

Along the way, we'll answer all the big questions. What is the secret meaning behind the numbers on the General Lee? What 1970's BBC sitcom star flew to Arizona to have sex with a horse? Why did a woman from England wake up talking like a Chinese Chinalady? And how much does it cost to ship 5 T-shirts soaked in urine?

So put on your Daisy Dukes and meet us at the Choke'N'Puke. It's time to put us in your earholes for a roadtrip down South, y'all.

Yeehaw!

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In this very special 101st episode of SFJ, we dig deep into the disturbing and worrying issue of student/teacher affairs, and bring you the hard-hitting facts and analysis you've come to expect.

Yes, it's an SFJ Special Report on #Angels in our Classrooms! Professor Turtleman takes up the newscopter, and introduces us to one of the world's sexiest international monkeys (according to social media users in Japanese Chinaland).

Chuck also calls into question the pretend rapeability of a 43-year-old woman, whose fitness watch torpedoed her titillating tall tale, Beardo is back with his banjo to help Chuck and Booze find love, and we check in with Friendzone Frank, whose reaction to the legalization of gay marriage is typically considered and thoughtful.

All this, plus a dwarf, a kittard, an increasingly naughty shark, and the chance to play along with the brand new game that's sweeping the nation… Angel Or P(a)edo!

So open your textbooks, take careful notes, and put us in your earholes, my honkies, it's SFJ 101: Angels in Our Classrooms – an SFJ Special Report!

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