Sweet Feathery Jesus!

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Whaaaaaat's up, my honkies?

Grab your 20-sided dice, dust off your wizard cloak, and invite your three friends to your mom's basement, because Belasco, king of the #Belascopaths, is back!

Chuck has still been playing his Solvin' Crimes* game, and with the help of the best voice actor in SFJ history, he takes us on a thrilling ride through his latest case!

Despite some resistance, Chuck takes up the copter for the News Round, and brings us stories of a gorgeous gator-grappling gal and some handy-capable Chinese Chinapeople. Also, we hear another installment of the Saga of Krystal Keith, to see how he reacts to news of his own death.

All this, and more casual racism than you can poke a chopstick at, in this very special episode of SFJ.

Special thanks to Shirley Maclaine, who played the role of Gravy Hayes.

*Criminal Case

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Featuring:  Belasco, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman     Whaaaaaat’s up, my honkies? Grab your 20-sided dice, dust off your wizard cloak, and invite your three friends to your mom’s basement, because Belasco, king of the #Belascopaths, is back! Chuck has still been playing his Solvin’ Crimes* game, and with the help of the […]

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Featuring: Booze, Beardo, Chuck TurtlemanProducer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze

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Waaaaaatson up, my honkies???

Strap a deerstalker on your bonce and prepare yourself a nice juicy seven percent solution, it's time for an all-new, very special, three pipe episode of Sweet Feathery Jesus!

Chuck has a new favorite smartphone-based video game, which apparently involves the widespread application of hand lotion, and criminal suspects of a bizarrely uniform range of heights. Oi Me Colon (Mum, Try Up!) is thankfully no more, but Booze has found a replacement, as SFJ now owns the exclusive audio podcast serialization rights to a brand-new biography of a current, modern-day superstar actress.

Beardo is back, blasting #Belascopaths and bigots on his news didgeridoo. Chuck takes up the newscopter for another suspiciously monkey-free News Round (although, don't fret, there are Chinese Chinapeople aplenty).

All this, another triumphant return of Dicky's 'Just The Tip', plenty of casual racism and a Stefano mystery for you to solve, on this very special episode of SFJ.

The game is afoot! So stick it in your ear.

(Shirley MacLaine is played by Gravy Hayes.)

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(CORRECTED) Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze Waaaaaatson up, my honkies??? Strap a deerstalker on your bonce and prepare yourself a nice juicy seven percent solution, it’s time for an all-new, very special, three pipe episode of Sweet Feathery Jesus! Chuck has a new favorite smartphone-based video game, which apparently involves the widespread application of […]

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Whaaaaaat's up, my haunted Halloween honkies?! On this very special spooooky Sweet Feathery Jesus, we have themed the ENTIRE episode in accordance with Halloween and/or Guy Fawkes Night (but not Bunyip Day).

We learn about the history of Booze's dumb country's dumb holiday traditions, and why it is absolutely necessary to burn catholics to death. Beardo brings us a very spooooky slice of True Australian History, and Chuck takes up the News Copter to bring us some truly terrifying news stories, except that one of them isn't terrifying in the slightest.

Booze inflicts a very spooooky episode of Oi Me Colon ('Mum, Try Up!') upon his innocent and long-suffering co-hosts, and we check in with Idiot of Facebook Duct Tape Lisa, who is as frightening as ever.

All that, a scantily-clad R&B songstress, some magical Facebook spells, a spooooky song about Turtleman's haunted audio equipment and the most annoying sound effect ever, on this very special episode. So stick us in your eery holes, and enjoy this horrifying Halloween SFJ special! (Oh, and if you listen very carefully you may be able to hear the adenoidal snoring of a ghostly hellhound. Which is pretty spooooky.)

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze   Whaaaaaat’s up, my haunted Halloween honkies?! On this very special spooooky Sweet Feathery Jesus, we have themed the ENTIRE episode in accordance with Halloween and/or Guy Fawkes Night (but not Bunyip Day). We learn about the history of Booze’s dumb country’s dumb holiday traditions, and why […]

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حالتون چطوره؟ (Haletun chetore), my honkies? That's the Iranian ChinaLanguage, for all you Anglo-/Euro-/Amerigo-centric monoglots. In this very special episode of SFJ, the S stands for Shanglefrangle, also known as schadenfreude. Without realising it until after the recording, this week the lads indulged in a real ShangleFest of Frangelic proportions. From the transgendered to the transabled, from a comatose Swiss Spaniard to an unfortunate Danish zoo animal, from the city of Iran to the television screens of South ChinaKorea, you'll laugh until you join us for eternity in Satan's embrace.

That, a healthy dose of casual racism and over 450 pounds of Friendzone Frank, in this very special episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus Podcast.

So fire up the Shanglefrangle alarm and stick us in your cotton-filled earholes, my legally blind honkies!

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze   حالتون چطوره؟ (Haletun chetore), my honkies? That’s the Iranian ChinaLanguage, for all you Anglo-/Euro-/Amerigo-centric monoglots. In this very special episode of SFJ, the S stands for Shanglefrangle, also known as schadenfreude. Without realising it until after the recording, this week the lads indulged in a real […]

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Hi there friends, it's me, Beardo. In this very special (and your favourite) episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, the person in control is me, Beardo. That's right, your favourite Australian/Clevelander, Beardo, has hijacked SFJ. But don't worry, those other two guys are on it too.

In this episode, we discuss my sweet cephalopodic tattoos, and Booze takes us to the far East, where Chuck and I have to tell the difference between President Obama and his Chinese ChinaLookalike. While in the Asian ChinaRegions, we are also forced to experience another episode of Oi Me Co-Lon by the tyrannical and megalomaniac British member of the SFJ team.

Professor Chuck Turtleman is granted permission to launch his News Copter, and he brings us three stories that all involve dicks in some way, as is his custom.

We also welcome a new bit that has a wonderful jingle, but highly objectionable content, from our correspondent in MassAHHchussettes, Dicky (yes, also phallic).

All this, a lesbian with a strap-on, and a discussion on where to urinate in one's kitchen, on this very special episode of Sweet Feathery Jesus.

So bang a black billy, stick us in your aural orifices, and listen to the best ever episode of SFJ.

Your friend,

Beardo

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Featuring:  Booze, Beardo, Chuck Turtleman Producer: Beardo, Turtleman, Booze   Hi there friends, it’s me, Beardo. In this very special (and your favourite) episode of the Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast, the person in control is me, Beardo. That’s right, your favourite Australian/Clevelander, Beardo, has hijacked SFJ. But don’t worry, those other two guys are on it […]