Riverdale's Season 4 Finale! There is a couple of sound issues but blame Corona not us

Rehash the Monster Mash

Betty is rereading her diaries and Archie is back on his guitar bullshit. This might have been more fun to explore in Season 2. Baby Betty is in love with Baby Archie (its the same baby Betty that beat a cat to death so its not all milkshakes and pastels)

Tickle Me Not

Reggie wants to shake up the tickle business, and ropes in the Vixens to expand their market

So much of this show is just large men standing around threateningly. 

Pete Repeat

Veronica gets involved in another mob situation. At first it seems like Hiram is behind it but actually he isn’t. I feel like being a crime lord means you have to fight your battles physically less and not more. There is a white claw spin off. And Cheryl for the first time in her life admits she’s in a little over her head. Where ARE the TWINS? Also when Veronica tends to Hiram’s shirtless wounds THE SEXUAL TENSION I MEAN JESUS H CHRIST. Someone have sex with Mark Conselous and let it be me. I mean. Veronica is so touched, but not physically touched, that she asks her dad for the money to buy out Cheryl because he is a changed man. Only he is not because he just killed ANOTHER person

Video killed the Radio Star

Ethel?

ARE YOU REALLY TELLING ME JUGHEAD DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS PLACE????? It screams minimum S1 Jughead if not all of everything we know about Jughead

Sex tapes, who hasn’t seem them doing the nasty. Jughead is a why better interegator, thats the key manipulation.

Scarlet Suite. Darker stuff…. Like snuff films. “Ponytail playmate” because it … looked fun… but for real wtf. There is the video of Jason being shot. #Grim 

MR HONEY

More masked killings/snuff films #RIPCartoonJason

Yitzhak is the name of Hedwigs second husband, we refer to him using many names but that's the spelling according to Wiki. A much larger part of the musical.  

Warning: do NOT watch alone, its brutal. Its so brutal that Mari and Caitlin spend a third of this episode talking about the scenery instead of the action

You can find the movie on Amazon Prime

ALSO AGAIN SORRY ABOUT THE ICE CUBES, I PROMISE NEXT WEEK I DON'T DRINK ANYTHING WHILE RECORDING

SORRY ABOUT THE ICE CLINKS AND SIPS!! New methods means new sounds