Tales from the Drum

The ancient land of Djelibeybi—nothing like Roundworld Egypt in any way whatsoever, mind—has a new king. Teppic has been away training as an assassin in far Ankh-Morporkk when his father finally decides to act on his belief that he is a seagull.

The high priest Dios takes Teppic’s education in hand, much to the latter’s displeasure. But, it is also decreed that Teppic’s father shall have a pyramid twice the size of any other, and this causes… problems.

It’s up to Teppic, the handmaiden Ptraci, and a camel named You Bastard to try to sort things out—and restore Djelibeybi to its place on the Disc—literally! 

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Otto Chriek’s fascination, if not obsession with light leads him to experiment with the dark light produced by the Uberwaldean land eels. That has some startling unintended consequences. Those include sending Mr. Pin round the bend, and causing a dog stampede (well, at least it started with dogs) in the streets of Ankh-Morpork. 

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Mr. Pin and Mr. Tulip are a pair of hired killers. They will also commit associated crimes—for the right price. Mr. Pin, a very rat-like man, is the brains of the operation. Mr. Tulip… well, Mr. Tulip is a man of many parts. He will snort just about any powdery substance he can lay his hands on, but his lack of intelligence in the matter of procuring said substances leads to him frequently being cheated into buying, for example, powdered mothballs. 

The pair meet their match—and their fate—in Ankh-Morpork. The Big Wahoonie turns out to be too much for them. Despite their best efforts, they are unable either to complete the job they’ve been hired to do, or get out of town with the small fortune in jewels they extort from Mr. Slant. Instead they meet Death—and have two very different experiences in the afterlife. 

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The Black Ribboner Otto Chriek becomes the iconographer for the Times, despite the fact that the flash from the salamanders sometimes turns him to dust, and at the very least leaves him rolling and, yes, shrieking on the floor. 

Otto becomes a vital part of the staff of the Times. His experiments with dark light, however, will have some… unintended consequences.

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Young William de Worde finds himself producing a paper of news after getting hit in the forehead by a piece of lead type that flies off a runaway cart, owned by the dwarfs, and including a printing press. 

William finds his hands more than full, with Vetinari having words with him, Sam Vimes wanting to throw him in jail, a pair of psychotic killers after his blood, and… oh yes, a man who grows “humorous vegetables” and would like pictures of them published in the Ankh-Morpork Times—all of this happening while he is trying to get the truth of an apparent plot to depose the Patrician. 

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It’s bloody-minded, and it’s also too sapient to be a thing, but in the Last Continent, the Luggage truly discovers its softer side as it falls in with a group of female impersonators who are *really* into shoes. 

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There’s one of everything on Mono Island—until the UU faculty show up. I doubt I have to draw you a picture. 

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Mrs. Whitlow manages to get herself stranded on a desert island with several of the UU faculty. She is the soul of propriety, but she does get a pretty big kick out of some of the gentlemen's ideas (and ignorance.) 

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Fifteen years after his debut in The Color of Magic, Rincewind takes a final bow as protagonist in The Last Continent, the 22nd Discworld novel, published in 1998.

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Welcome to an old podcast with a new name. Witches and Wizards Portal, et al. are now officially subsumed in Tales from the Drum. That’s our new name. 

        Season 11 begins with a brief fanfare, a medium ramble, an extended metaphor, and some serious compare-and-contrast. All that in 43 minutes or so. No grass is growing under our feet! 

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