Talk Dawson to Me

Who's ready for the hurricaaaane?

Too much Arkansas talk and not enough conversation surrounding a cop pointing his gun at a child's head while playing a game of Monopoly.

Also Harlan (the puppy) finally has his first pee-pee accident while recording, but we think it was in protest of Dawson slut-shaming all the women in his life.

Wherein Kara & Reed try to watch two episodes and talk about them both! Spoiler: it doesn't work out! We fumble through these plot lines like we're in some "Helmets of Glory" B-roll, while Dawson is out there demanding as much attention and sympathy as his dear sweet friends can muster.

Episode 2 of Talk Dawson to Me: Dance. Reed's still trying to figure out what the hell is going on with the show and Kara is aching for someone to make out with a papier-mâché version of her head.

Inaugural Episode of Talk Dawson to Me. Join Kara and Reed has they dive head first off the dock and into the pilot episode of Dawson's Creek.

Reed's first taste of Capeside and he has one overwhelming reaction: "This show is horny."