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Talking Paragraphs
By Daniel P. FinneyComedy
Talking Paragraphs episodes
- 141: Zen and the art of eating a root beer float ... Fat Bear Week threatened ... Missouri teacher shamed for OnlyFans account ... ESPN gloms on to Taylor Swift like clickbating whores
The old Paragraph Stacker talks alone. Enjoy his random yapping about topics of minor import, including:
1. Zen and the art of eating a rootbeer float.
2. Missouri teacher shamed for OnlyFans account.
3. Fat Bear Week is threatened by political nonsense.
4. The Chicago Bears are garbage.
5. ESPN gloms on to Taylor Swift like clickbaiting whores.
1 hr 30 min - 140: Ghosted before Halloween
The old Paragraph Stacker talks alone, adrift after being ghosted by his friend.
1. Update on Facebook hijack.
2. The Bears are doomed this year.
3. People complaining about the new Wonder Woman don't understand comics.
4. Criterion Channel streaming review.
5. Ghosted.
1 hr 24 min - 139: Dan's Facebook Page highjacked! ... Why CyHawk is pointless ... The Bears still stink ... Taylor Swift kills the VMAs ... New Comics Wednesday ... plus random pop culture clips
The old Paragraph Stacker walks alone. The World's Most Dangerous Accountant is incommunicado.
1. Paragraph Stacker Facebook Page hijacked!
2. CyHawk game is pointless.
3. The Bears still stink.
4. Taylor Swift kills the VMAs.
5. New Comics Wednesday.
BONUS: Random pop culture clips.
1 hr 24 min - 138: Dan is very sorry, but this is the kind of podcast happens when Paul isnt availableDan, the ole' Paragraph Stacker, is podcasting without his best pal, Memphis Paul, the World's Most Dangerous Accountant. He hasn't been able to reach Paul in more than a week. So this is the kind of podcast you get when Paul is gone. Dan is very sorry.1 hr 9 min
- 137: Remembering Bob Barker and PDF inventor John Warnock; The joy of NBA's Jimmy Butler playing tennis; Bear gets loose on Iraqi Airlines; plus bonus content from the LOST EPISODE
The ole' Paragraph Stacker and the World's Most Dangerous Accountant, Memphis Paul, discuss topics of minor import, including:
- Final Showcase Showdown for Bob Barker.
- John Warnock, inventor of PDF, dies at 82.
- Shohei Ohtani hurts arm, won’t pitch, will hit.
- Jimmy Butler plays tennis.
- Yankees minute: Bryson Scott hits with bat painted to look like a No. 2 pencil
- Arsenal minute.
- CFB: Notre Dame vs. Navy in Dublin.
- Bear on Iraqi Airlines. Hijinks ensue.
- Cocaine Bear and other Bear content on Amazon Prime
- Subway brand sold.
- BONUS CONTENT: Audio from the LOST EPISODE.
- Nancy Gilchrest, be sure to listen all the way to the end!
2 hr 17 min - 136: Why a cage match between Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk would save America; Peyton Manning is a fake professor; Montgomery brawl folding chair memes; 'The Blind Side' was a lie?
The ole' Paragraph Stacker himself, Daniel Finney, and his pal, the World's Most Dangerous Accountant, Memphis Paul, gather to discuss topics of minor import, including:
- Paul's house: Duck or chicken in the driveway?
- Summer ends for teacher Dan.
- Zuckerberg vs. Musk needs to happen.
- Teachers worried about fake student papers produced by ChatGPT.
- Peyton Manning becomes a fake Tennessee professor.
- Did Montgomery dock brawl spurs Walmart's folding chair sale?
- Was "The Blind Side" movie was a lie?
- Iowa State Fair update: Butter Caitlyn Clark, Jack Trice, and Kurt Warner.
- Colin Cowherd says Dwayne Haskins can’t win a Super Bowl.
1 hr 20 min - 135: College football is eating its own head ... Is that a man or a bear in Chinese zoo ... 80-year-old fends off robber with snacks ... ChatGPT picks Memphis BBQ's best
The ole' paragraph stacker Daniel Finney yaps it up with the World's Most Dangerous Accountant, Memphis Paul, on topics of minor import, including:
- College football conference collage making.
- Iowa-Iowa State gambling scandal.
- Is that a man or a bear in a Chinese zoo?
- Arsenal minute.
- Yankees minute.
- Chat GPT reviews Memphis BBQ.
- Final Days of Riverdale.
- 80-year-old offers snacks to an intruder.
- Ridiculously show runner got a place in games through nepotism.
- U.S. credit downgrade/Backyard Burgers bankruptcy.
- Synthetic alcohol cure for hangovers?
- Apple TV doc on Beanie Babies.
1 hr 19 min - 134: Twitter is now 'X' and we are 'Y' ... Northwestern's hazing problem ... Dan sees Lisa Bluder and 'Barbie,' not at same time ... Taylor Swift turns down KC Chief's digits, 24-minute song to follow
Dan and Paul explore the mysteries of the universe from comfortable chairs. The ole' Paragraph Stacker and the World's Most Dangerous Accountant discuss the following topics of no great import:
- Following Twitter's change to X, we change our name to Y.
- #Whoppenheimer: We wish this was a real thing.
- Dan reunites with Lisa Bluder.
- Dan goes to Barbie.
- Lena Dunham to direct Polly Pocket.
- Paul sends Dan to film school: Umbrellas of Cherbon; Rounders and Solaris.
- Man gets 33 months jail sentence for extortion plan related to false claims GA Tech coach Josh Pastner assaulted his girlfriend. Question: How the hell did Josh Pastner get a job at Georgia Tech?
- Northwestern football players go into hiding after hazing scandal.
- Arsenal minute
- Yankees minute
- George RR Martin is on strike: how can we tell the difference?
- Memphis squirrel's suicide knocks out power.
- Taylor Swift turns down KC Chief’s player’s number.
1 hr 4 min - 133: 'Time blindness' is a thing; Tour de France beer snobbery; Yankees minute: They suck; Arsenal minute: (Declan) Rice, Rice Baby; Oklahoma coach disses Deion
The ole' paragraph stacker, Daniel Finney, and the World's Most Dangerous Accountant, Memphis Paul, discuss topics of minor import in this week's episode, including:
- Consumer Affairs names Memphis worst driving city
- Time Blindness
- Women's World Cup
- NBA Summer League
- RAGBRAI in Des Moines
- FedNow payment system
- Tour de France beer snobbery
- SUNY Morrisville’s black stadium turf
- Yankees Minute: Fire everyone
- Arsenal minute: Declan Rice gets jiggly with it/ Ugly road kit
- OU coach talks shit about Deion Sanders
1 hr 33 min - 132: Is Big Oil making gas to pump slower to force people to listen to ads?; Actors and writers strike: What to watch while they fight for their jobs; Dan gets shots in his knees
The ole' Paragraph Stacker, Dan, and his pal, the World's Most Dangerous Accountant, Memphis Paul, get their jibber jabber on about topics of minor import. Ingredients in this week's episode may or may not include:
- Canadian judge says ‘thumbs up’ emoji is a legally binding signature
- Orca attacks in France/Update on Freya
- Gas pumps pumping slower conspiracy
- NY Times folds sports dept. into the Athletic
- Northwestern football coach Pat Fitzgerald/baseball coach firing for hazing
- Paul’s website ideas
- Paul’s liquor store ideas
- Knee shots
- Writer’s strike/Actor’s strike/Deadwood binge
- Just Stop Oil at the British Grand Prix
- The Flash is terrible. Transformers; Rise of the Beast is decent.
- Pro cricket in the US.
2 hr 2 min
About Talking Paragraphs
From the publisher's feed
The old Paragraph Stacker, an exiled newspaperman disavowed by his best friend, talks alone in a secluded Drake neighborhood apartment about news, sports, mental health, and the art of eating root…
beer floats. This is Talking Paragraphs 2.0, minus one host but double the esoteric non-sequiturs.