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Talking Paragraphs
By Daniel P. FinneyComedy
Talking Paragraphs episodes
- 101: The trouble with buying a new computer; plus RIP Kevin Conroy and GallagherPowerful social media influencers Dan and Paul grapple with the least important issues of the day from the perspective of ordinary men.45 min
- 100: Takies chips “bag licking good;” Kyrie and Kanye’s race to bottom; and farewell Ray Guy1. Takes: Bag-licking good chips2. Kyrie vs. Kanye in the antisemitic death match3. Sports: Tennessee vs. Georgie: The South Has Risen; Kansas suspends Bill Self for four games for 2016 allegations; Washington football team is for sale4. Yankee Fan Hell: Cashman or Boone. Fire one. Only one.5. Aaron Judge: Keep or waive goodbye?6. Wakanda Forever Happy Meals7. Election: “Suburban women, no longer soccer moms, key to midterms.” Also: Sports lovers and Election jibber jabber through the years.8. Aubrey Plaza on Disney Plus9. Farewell Ray Guy1 hr 19 min
- 99: Distancing ourselves from Kanye; Sexy Wordle Halloween costumes; FedEx sacks Roxo the self-delivery robot; and why you shouldn't walk from Spain to Qatar
The 99th outing of Talking Paragraphs has Dan and Paul distancing themselves from Kanye and everyone else for that matter.
1 hr 5 min - 98: Taylor Swift’s album awesome; Iowa Iowa facts haunt Paul family gathering; Kanye does dumb stuffDan is awake for the entire episode and doesn’t devolve into word salad. It isn’t much of an improvement.1 hr 13 min
- 97: A long, cold open, Angela Lansbury is dead, Mountain Girl and Jerry "Chunky Monkey" Garcia, and jokes about baseball
This podcast was recorded on a Tuesday before we knew all the things that we now know by Sunday when we usually record the podcast. Our ignorance is on display for your entertainment.
1 hr 1 min - 96: McDonald's "adult" Happy Meals come with creepy toys; Tom Brady reportedly denies Gisele sex before games; All hail the Tennessee demolition derby queen
- A pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk, fights cow pop
- Olympic horse punching
- Bad service in Memphis McDonald’s
- The creepiness of Adult McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys — workers are stressed by adults wanting this shit
- Baseball medley — Judge, Otoni, Pujols, Braves on the rise, Mets shit the bed
- Tom Brady’s abstinence ritual drives Gisele away
- Paul hates the manning cast
- American owner looking to change Chelsea team name to ‘London Cowboys’
- Demolition derby queen of Tennessee.
2 hr 36 min - 95: Urgent care reservations; ugliness of zero-gravity soccer; the doink; and ‘Detroit-style’ pizzaPODCAST TOPICSSunday, October 2, 20221. Urgent care2. Failed trip to Perkins3. The Doink4. Rooting for Kansas5. Pizza Hut Detroit style6. Happy Meal for adults7. Aaron Judge 618. Don Mattingly and the 3 balls9. Zero gravity soccer10. Trevor Noah leaves Daily Show11. Harrison Ford MCU1 hr 24 min
- 94: NyQuil chicken recipes; Pujols hits 700; What are people doing on Long John Silver's website; Dan pods solo to make up for his screw ups
1. NyQuil chicken
2. Pujols hits 700
3. Dan is still sick
4. Long John Silver's website a juggernaut
5. Brady vs. Rodgers is a dull disappointment
6. Where's Paul?
42 min - 93. Dan's still sick; Paul talks weird celebrity endorsements, Kanye vs. Gap beef, and the pair review football games of no importance
- Dan sick again
- Italian guy tests positive for HIV, monkeypox, COVID
- Reggie Miller for Wendy’s
- Danny Devito for Jersey Mike’s
- Kanye vs Gap
- Football review
- Nebraska vs OU
- Miami vs Texas A&M
- Bucs Saints
- Iowa vs Nevada
- Arsenal moment
- McDonald’s Queen closing
- She-Hulk show
1 hr 7 min - #92: Queen is dead and that's fine, but did it have to screw up the Premier League schedule?
- Queen is dead
- Violence in Memphis
- People keep naming their kids Thanos
- Iowa football stinks
- OU football - Bob Stoops in the booth
- Texas - Alabama game
- Fansville ad
- Harmon Baker, a good thing from Memphis
1 hr 1 min
About Talking Paragraphs
From the publisher's feed
The old Paragraph Stacker, an exiled newspaperman disavowed by his best friend, talks alone in a secluded Drake neighborhood apartment about news, sports, mental health, and the art of eating root…
beer floats. This is Talking Paragraphs 2.0, minus one host but double the esoteric non-sequiturs.