Talking Paragraphs

By Daniel P. Finney

The old Paragraph Stacker, an exiled newspaperman disavowed by his best friend, talks alone in a secluded Drake neighborhood apartment about news, sports, mental health, and the art of eating root bee... more

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How many episodes does Talking Paragraphs have?

The podcast currently has 151 episodes available.

Talking Paragraphs episodes:

November 13, 2022 101: The trouble with buying a new computer; plus RIP Kevin Conroy and Gallagher
Powerful social media influencers Dan and Paul grapple with the least important issues of the day from the perspective of ordinary men.
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45min
November 06, 2022 100: Takies chips “bag licking good;” Kyrie and Kanye’s race to bottom; and farewell Ray Guy
1. Takes: Bag-licking good chips
2. Kyrie vs. Kanye in the antisemitic death match
3. Sports: Tennessee vs. Georgie: The South Has Risen; Kansas suspends Bill Self for four games for 2016 allegations; Washington football team is for sale
4. Yankee Fan Hell: Cashman or Boone. Fire one. Only one.
5. Aaron Judge: Keep or waive goodbye?
6. Wakanda Forever Happy Meals
7. Election: “Suburban women, no longer soccer moms, key to midterms.” Also: Sports lovers and Election jibber jabber through the years.
8. Aubrey Plaza on Disney Plus
9. Farewell Ray Guy
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1h 19min
October 31, 2022 99: Distancing ourselves from Kanye; Sexy Wordle Halloween costumes; FedEx sacks Roxo the self-delivery robot; and why you shouldn't walk from Spain to Qatar
The 99th outing of Talking Paragraphs has Dan and Paul distancing themselves from Kanye and everyone else for that matter.
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1h 5min
October 24, 2022 98: Taylor Swift’s album awesome; Iowa Iowa facts haunt Paul family gathering; Kanye does dumb stuff
Dan is awake for the entire episode and doesn’t devolve into word salad. It isn’t much of an improvement.
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1h 13min
October 17, 2022 97: A long, cold open, Angela Lansbury is dead, Mountain Girl and Jerry "Chunky Monkey" Garcia, and jokes about baseball
This podcast was recorded on a Tuesday before we knew all the things that we now know by Sunday when we usually record the podcast. Our ignorance is on display for your entertainment.
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1h 1min
October 10, 202296: McDonald's "adult" Happy Meals come with creepy toys; Tom Brady reportedly denies Gisele sex before games; All hail the Tennessee demolition derby queen
A pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk, fights cow pop

Olympic horse punching

Bad service in Memphis McDonald’s

The creepiness of Adult McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys — workers are stressed by adults wanting this shit

Baseball medley — Judge, Otoni, Pujols, Braves on the rise, Mets shit the bed

Tom Brady’s abstinence ritual drives Gisele away

Paul hates the manning cast

American owner looking to change Chelsea team name to ‘London Cowboys’

Demolition derby queen of Tennessee.
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2h 36min
October 02, 2022 95: Urgent care reservations; ugliness of zero-gravity soccer; the doink; and ‘Detroit-style’ pizza
PODCAST TOPICS
Sunday, October 2, 2022
1. Urgent care
2. Failed trip to Perkins
3. The Doink
4. Rooting for Kansas
5. Pizza Hut Detroit style
6. Happy Meal for adults
7. Aaron Judge 61
8. Don Mattingly and the 3 balls
9. Zero gravity soccer
10. Trevor Noah leaves Daily Show
11. Harrison Ford MCU
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1h 24min
September 25, 2022 94: NyQuil chicken recipes; Pujols hits 700; What are people doing on Long John Silver's website; Dan pods solo to make up for his screw ups
1. NyQuil chicken
2. Pujols hits 700
3. Dan is still sick
4. Long John Silver's website a juggernaut
5. Brady vs. Rodgers is a dull disappointment
6. Where's Paul?

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42min
September 18, 202293. Dan's still sick; Paul talks weird celebrity endorsements, Kanye vs. Gap beef, and the pair review football games of no importance
Dan sick again

Italian guy tests positive for HIV, monkeypox, COVID

Reggie Miller for Wendy’s

Danny Devito for Jersey Mike’s

Kanye vs Gap

Football review

Nebraska vs OU

Miami vs Texas A&M

Bucs Saints

Iowa vs Nevada

Arsenal moment

McDonald’s Queen closing

She-Hulk show
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1h 7min
September 16, 2022#92: Queen is dead and that's fine, but did it have to screw up the Premier League schedule?
Queen is dead

Violence in Memphis

People keep naming their kids Thanos

Iowa football stinks

OU football - Bob Stoops in the booth

Texas - Alabama game

Fansville ad

Harmon Baker, a good thing from Memphis
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1h 1min

FAQs about Talking Paragraphs:

How many episodes does Talking Paragraphs have?

The podcast currently has 151 episodes available.