In which a tiny misunderstanding leads to the most offensive Christmas commercial ever made and TANI-SAN is forced to face up to her gnomophobia.

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Except in this case.

Why do the innocent suffer? You're unlikely to find the answers here as Tani-san's new fun park opens its door to customers.

The toilet humour continues when TANI-SAN takes inspiration not from Greatest or even the Smallest but certainly the Crappest Show on Earth.

In which Tani-san adopts a comedy wig and dentures to blend in with the workforce at Tani-san Industries.

When TANI-SAN reports herself as missing, no amount of thinking outside the box can pinpoint her whereabouts.

Two Tani-sans may be regarded as unfortunate. Three looks like recklessness. And so it proves when Tani-san sides with her ghostly grandma.

In which we finally get to learn how William and Tani-san first met and why, as a child, Tani-san did her business in the school sandpit

When Nature rallies to pull the world back from the brink, Tani-san intervenes

In which it becomes abundantly clear that Tani-san is here to ensure that the world remains ungovernable.