Tea For Two

Tea For Two

By Adam and LeanneArtsPerforming Arts
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Tea For Two episodes

  • Tea For Two Episode 15: The one where Adam says, "$#!T"
    This week, Adam and Leanne chat to Tik Tok Queen, Georgia Fawcett, about princesses, panto, performing in the Middle East and of course, TikTok! Incidentally, TikTok is the listener-suggested theme of this week's jokes for Adam! Find out what the pair have been up to this week, their highlights and rants of the week and... Adam even rewrites the words to The Birdie Song! An hour of fun and witty witter!
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    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want)
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    Georgia can be found on TikTok.com/@georgiafawcett and on Instagram.com/georgiafawcett
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    And our epic gift box from our beautiful friends was from www.alittlesomethingforyou.co.uk - Use code “ash20” for a discount!
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    Our livestream on 23rd August will be on The Ramsey 1940's Weekend Facebook group www.facebook.com/groups/115210545172557
    1 hr 2 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 14: Just birds

    Another fun-filled episode of Tea for Two with Adam and Leanne. No guest this week as the pair were due to start social-distanced performances in their children's theatre before the government paused indoor performances for another few weeks. So, just under an hour of banter and blather from your favourite couple! This week they talk about afternoon tea, their almost-return to work, films and tv shows, facts sent in by listeners, beans, ketchup and of course, Adam's jokes!

    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want)


    57 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 13: Pink horrible horrible

    A sad day, as War and Peace Revival week has arrived, but no show! But Adam and Leanne are still cheery and are joined by music mogul and the best stage manager around, Chris White. They talk about his incredible start behind the scenes in the music industry, how he's helped raise money for his local performance venues during lockdown and of course, War and Peace! Adam's themed jokes return! Huzaar! And the pair talk about what's Good (and not so good) on Netflix, the best burgers in the world and their Mums, as well as the usual blather!

    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples

    Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk

    Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected]

    Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want)

    Don't forget to tune in to www.facebook.com/WAPRVictoryMarquee for our War and Peace livestreams!

    Sadly, I can't find any links to metal band, Urethra Franklin! But, as promised, here's the Cradle of Filth video that Leanne was in back in 2009 www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEkPi0xx4jM

    1 hr 1 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 12: Swears in vintage

    Adam and Leanne return for another episode of banter and random conversation as the UK lockdown continues to keep them at home! They're joined by songbird, Luna Nightingale, for a good chin wag over the phone to talk about her lockdown song recordings, her love for Michael Jackson, backstage boob shenanigans, her fight with fibromyalgia, vintage slang and even a name drop of a famous cousin! Of course expect all the usual TV reviews, highlights of their week and a good rant too!

    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples

    Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk

    Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected], or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want)


    Luna Nightingale can be found at

    www.facebook.com/MissLunaNightingale

    www.instagram.com/missnightingalej

    www.twitter.com/swearsinvintage


    For more information on fibromyalgia, visit www.fmauk.org

    1 hr 3 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 11: Howdy

    In between a doorbell interruption and some background cameos from next door's dog and what sounds like dinner being made, Adam and Leanne chat about their highlights and rants of the week, their new listeners across the pond, film reviews and Adam's jokes. This week they are joined by Winston Churchill, George Formby and Tommy Cooper impersonator, Derek Herbert. 

    You can find us on social media -

    www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples

    Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk

    Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want)

    You can find more information on Derek Herbert at www.churchill-lookalike.co.uk, www.georgeformbytribute.co.uk or www.tommycoopertributeact.co.uk or for booking enquiries call Derek on +44 7802 805701

    1 hr
  • Tea For Two Episode 10: In lockdown, no one can hear you chew

    Adam and Leanne are back for another episode of chit chat and banter featuring their highlights and rants of the week, film reviews and Adam's jokes. This week they are joined by retro singer and the other half of The Dulcettes, Victoria Bass. They talk about everything lockdown from pushups to sleep stories, livestreams and they even uncover Adam's dancing past!

    You can find us on social media www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus

    For more information on the Summer edition of Vintage World magazine, featuring an interview with Adam and Leanne written by Victoria Bass, visit www.facebook.com/VintageWorldMagazine 

    You can find more information on Victoria, including her CDs at www.victoriabass.com

    1 hr 6 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 9: Waffles are the poor man's potato

    This week's episode is a whole 55 minutes of Adam and Leanne! (Friend of the Week was unavailable due to unforeseen circumstances) So expect the usual banter and chit chat from your favourite out-of-work entertaining couple. The regular segments of film reviews, jokes and weekly highlights return alongside a brand new segment!


    You can find us on social media www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples and www.facebook.com/itsthefunnyfool 

    Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk

    Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus

    56 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 8: Coronacoaster (Aka The Coronaroaster!)

    On this week's extra long, special episode Adam and Leanne talk to West End star, Cassidy Janson! They discuss her wonderful career so far in musical theatre (including her Olivier Award nomination!), the future of the UK theatre industry and of course, lockdown! As always, you can expect Adam and Leanne's regular chit chat about their week and Adam's Jokes of the Week!

    You can find us on social media www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus

    You can find all things Cassidy at www.cassidyjanson.com

    1 hr 20 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 7: Shut your face, put a mask on

    Adam and Leanne discuss another week of lockdown, an unconventional Birthday afternoon tea, wearing masks in public areas and of course, what they've been watching (and playing!) and Jokes of The Week. They call Queen of Livestreams, retro singer Miss Holiday Swing, to talk about her lockdown and her long career on the vintage scene.

    You can find us on social media www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected]

    Miss Holiday Swing - On Facebook and Instagram @missholidayswing and www.missholidayswing.co.uk

    Momma Apples masks - instagram.com/themommaapples

    1 hr 1 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 6: Seamen, everywhere

    As lockdown continues, Adam and Leanne look back on their week at home! Featuring film and TV reviews, Jokes of the Week and lots of banter. This week they're joined by A British War Dance author, Lee Willmore.

    Contains adult themes.

    You can find us on social media www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus or www.instagram.com/rosyapples Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected]

    Lee Wiillmore - A British War Dance https://www.facebook.com/leewillmoreauthor

    57 min

About Tea For Two

From the publisher's feed

The banter of two married entertainers stuck in lockdown with no audience