Tea For Two

Tea For Two

By Adam and LeanneArtsPerforming Arts
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Tea For Two episodes

  • Tea For Two Episode 45: A hot minute
    DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC! It might be Panic Day but calm down, pour yourself a cuppa or a can of wine and enjoy this week's episode where Adam and Leanne discuss the week's highs and lows, from cancelled events to Leanne's new-found crooning talents. Good days, bad deliveries and PEOPLE PETTING THE DOG! An enjoyable TV series, some great films and a not-so-great film get reviewed. And Adam's jokes... Well, you know where to complain! All of this and an emotional heartfelt ending to this weeks show.
    To witness the birth of Leanne's amazing new skill, watch it here www.instagram.com/p/CL7PLxvgabq0KRSb3ykyNlHc-ItCyGdzOJix-s0/ To see us out in an empty windy field singing and shaking our tits go to https://www.facebook.com/WAPRVictoryMarquee/videos/484749475728577/?vh=e You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus
    Contains adult themes 😲😲😲😲
    58 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 44: The one with all the slurp noises

    This week, on Tea For Two, Adam and Leanne chat about Boris' roadmap to normality, kissing in movies during a pandemic, words Leanne doesn't like and Adam lifts the curtain on some behind the scenes podcast practices. Tune in to find out how Adam was a victim of fraud and how Leanne had a similar situation that turned out not to be as bad as Adams, but she wanted to mention it anyway. Warning - This episode contains many silly sidetracks, daft digressions and turbulent tangents! Thankfully breaking up the ridiculousness is Friend of the Week, Silhouette Sarah. They talk about the history of silhouette artistry and how she's been adapting her art during a pandemic and meeting up virtually with other silhouette artists!

    You can find out more about Sarah and her work, including links to all socials at www.silhouetteartist.co.uk

    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    1 hr
  • Tea For Two Episode 43: My dogs are barking

    While chatting about National Dog Biscuit Day, Adam and Leanne accidentally dig up a pawsome unplanned theme for this week's episode! They chat about their superstar pup, Hattie and coincidentally, the joke theme this week is also dogs! As usual, expect highlights, lowlights, film chat and a lot of yapping away from your hosts! All that and Adam embraces his Jewish roots on this week's intro song... which isn't dog related.

    Follow Hattie on Instagram! www.instagram.com/littlemisshattie

    Check out Lincoln's Lunchbox for delicious dog treats! www.lincolnslunchbox.com

    For personalised drinking glasses check out Personally Perfected www.instagram.com/personallyperfected

    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    50 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 42: Eff you, Facebook, you mother-effer

    Even the PoPo can't stop this week's episode as Adam and Leanne have a brush with the law! It's not just the local constabulary that are after them - tune in to find out why Adam's in trouble with the Facebook police too! Food, food, glorious food and fun in the snow make their way into this week's highlights. Are Adam's jokes flipping good or just #fail? You decide! Ever wondered how doorstep surprises could go wrong? A funny tale will have your wondering no more! All this plus films, pancakes and a murder mystery... Don't worry, the police won't be after them for that one!

    For a fun night in and to help a good cause, check out gamesnight.macmillan.org.uk/

    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    52 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 41: Listenership
    Love is in the air on this week's episode as Adam and Leanne celebrate National Pizza Day... Oh, and it's almost Valentine's Day! The pair don their deerstalkers and magnifying glasses to finally uncover the case of the mystery cheese and also bring you a pizza exposé*! Frying pan jokes (yes, you read that correctly - frying pans), highlights, film chats and even a visit from their future selves wrap up another non-stop podcast.
    *It's a theory, not an exposé. We are not accusing anyone of anything.
    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus
    49 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 40: I did a 4 hour tour round the harbour and got off 9 months later

    In this week's episode, Adam and Leanne celebrate Groundhog Day and are joined by elf, pirate, traveller and author, Nigel Laight to chat about his adventures across land and sea and his new venture writing novels. From outdoing The Proclaimers to dreams of becoming a cowboy, they talk all things walking, sailing, educating and shovelling snow. They find out about his unusual writing process and the stories that inspired parts of his books. As usual, expect prattle and pleasantries, highlights, lowlights, film reviews and an intro that will get stuck in your head for days! And in this week's episode, Adam and Leanne celebrate Groundhog Day! 

    You can purchase Nigel's books on Amazon shorturl.at/stM69 & shorturl.at/hrsJ3 and follow him on Instagram - instagram.com/nigel_laight

    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    And watch our funny Snow Queen video https://fb.watch/3pwk6sMhl9/

    1 hr 1 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 39: Coronavir-arse

    A musical theatre intro and some musical theatre anecdotes sandwich this week's episode of crazy chit chat as Adam and Leanne remain on the national naughty step of lockdown. Their questions from last week are answered, huzzar! They talk about their love of wrestling and wrestlers in film, Adam's clothing shopping spree (yay for sales!), walks in the park and Leanne's lockdown snack invention. Hopefully this week's themed jokes won't hit any bum notes and find out whether gravy or custard would be paired with a hypothetical mystery pie!

    PARTY BOWL! www.facebook.com/159249438104188/posts/681306089231851/

    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    49 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 38: Swug

    On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne talk about how they celebrated their lockdown anniversary with a cruelty-free at-home spa, vegan leather gifts and Leanne's military operation of serving Chinese takeaway. They also chat about Leanne's love of popcorn for National Popcorn Day and have many questions for the listeners - What's that tune? Do you remember this thing from the 90's? and HOW DO I TURN THE LAPTOP ON SILENT? They review a couple of films and a classic British TV show. All that and more - balloons, sausages and Alexa, oh my!

    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus

    To watch Clive the Crow's You've Got a Friend in Me video, click here https://fb.watch/36VR01QX4j/

    For at-home spa products - shorturl.at/cxMV9  shorturl.at/AKS69  shorturl.at/fjwT8

    And for popcorn making - https://bit.ly/3qswCDh

    57 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 37: Await the return of Lady Laverne

    On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne are joined by barber, vintage vinyl DJ, model, swing jive dance teacher and Drag Queen, Jivin' Jim Dandy! They chat about lockdown livestreams and being hunted down by the Facebook music police; owning a barbers during lockdown and a nude charity calendar; and the origins of his stage personas names and the drag culture of the 80's! Expect plenty of giggles and naughtiness!

    Leanne outs Adam's sleep talking with a very funny clip! And they touch on Veganuary again with lots of goodies to be bought in shops this month, as their fridge knows only too well! And the Mystery of the unexplained cheese continues...

    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus Donations for Adam's sleep talking video can also be made there!

    Find out more about Jivin' Jim Dandy instagram.com/djjivinjimdandy / facebook.com/jivin.dandy, his barber shop instagram.com/themadhackerbarbershop and Lady Laverne Dandy instagram.com/lady_laverne_drag_queen

    A list of vegan chocolate substitutes can be found at www.instagram.com/p/CJnzho7lmSF/?igshid=3tu41q65m5jo or www.facebook.com/770164136390257/posts/4949150555158240/?d=n

    1 hr 4 min
  • Tea For Two Episode 36: A plate of beige
    Happy New Year! While Hattie snoozes, Adam and Leanne return for the first episode of 2021 with pretty much the same shenanigans as last year! But even more shenaniganey. They chat about doorstep discos, party food dinners and the start of Veganuary. They play some of the hilarious, never-before-heard outtake footage from 2020 and have a New Years message to all of their listeners around the World. They also discuss some of their favourite films watched over the last week and have New Year's resolution jokes sent in by listeners. A chock-a-block episode of fun and laughter. Contains mild slang, like the B word!
    You can find us on social media - www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus, www.instagram.com/keepcalmandbookus . Our website, www.keepcalmandbookus.co.uk . Or if you have any suggestions, questions or joke themes, email us at [email protected] . Or look out for our messages area on Anchor - www.anchor.fm/keepcalmandbookus (Messages can remain anonymous if you want) Thanks to all who have been donating to our virtual tip jar at paypal.me/keepcalmandbookus
    To see Adam's Father Christmas video that accompanies his Covid song, visit https://fb.watch/2RQQXIXoLn/
    For the picture list of vegan products, go to https://www.facebook.com/100011351720038/posts/1478333392555037/?d=n or for more information on Veganuary, visit www.veganuary.com
    47 min

About Tea For Two

From the publisher's feed

The banter of two married entertainers stuck in lockdown with no audience