Tea For Two

From picking up a penny to spending one, this week's episode is full of babble and gabble as Adam and Leanne discuss the many variations of penny phrases for Lucky Penny Day, Leanne's experience with a she-wee and they chat about the benefits of cranberry juice with absolutely no knowledge on the matter. This episode features another one of Leanne's car-search fails, potato-themed jokes and an oot and aboot important mission! Tune into the film reviews if you like zombies, thrillers or Jack Black!

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They chat about - 

Shewee! www.shewee.com/shewee-flexi.html

Linda McCartney milks! https://lindamccartneyfoods.co.uk/our-food/drinks-range/

Just shy of an hour, this week's episode has everything! Film reviews, really bad mountain jokes, a rundown of Adam and Leanne's favourite burgers, an actual scientist* with actual scientific facts, a lowlight that turns into a rant, an extra noisy interruption from Hattie the dog, mushy highlights and lots and lots of fun banter! What more do you need from a podcast? Seriously, what more do you need? We'll add it in to future recordings.

*Probably, actually, most definitely Adam doing a voice.

From this episode's chitchats...

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Check out dressmaker and retro clothing seller Dolly Holliday www.instagram.com/dolly.holliday/

Check out everyone's favourite momma, creator of bespoke costumes, facemasks and sewing delights Momma Apples www.instagram.com/mommaapplesmade/

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On this week's episode, Adam celebrates his birthday in the hopes that everyone listens to this on the day it is published - his birthday! They also celebrate Mushroom Day which also happens to fall on Adam's birthday and they talk a lot about Leanne's current obsession with garlic, which has nothing to do with Adam's birthday. They rant about companies taking advantage of old people & charities and Adam is thankful for an early birthday present. From mushrooms and garlic to strawberries for this week's jokes and they review some brilliant TV shows and films. And oh, did we mention that it's Adam's birthday?!

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Ps. Happy Birthday, Adam!

On this week's podcast, Adam and Leanne talk about their eventful Easter with a 6ft tall rabbit, they discuss April Fool's pranks and chat about some surprisingly good and even more surprisingly bad films. Find out how postboxes, dogs, cow's bums and Adam's mother link together in this week's themed jokes and they discover a really tasty hot dog! *whispers* And happy ASMR day!

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In the second of the back-to-back episodes, Adam talks about his VHS-cover fame and Leanne discovers a milk that tastes like chocolate... and it's not chocolate milk! They also chat about their string of bad luck with cars this week! Jokes, films reviews and lots of laughs!

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Thought you'd missed last week's episode? Fear not, there wasn't one! So here we have the first of two back-to-back episodes! Find out how Adam and Leanne were involved in a "high speed" chase involving the Police! Hear about how a big pizza chain was reported to the Police! ... And they talk about other things not involving the Police, including the usual film reviews, jokes and chit chat! They also discuss the dilemma of needing a wee in public during lockdown (thanks to personal experience Eek!)

Mystery Agency at-home escape rooms! www.themysteryagency.com/

Silhouette Sarah visit www.silhouetteartist.co.uk/

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